Naruto belongs to the guy who wrote Naruto. His name is on the cover of his books. I'd suggest you read them.

"An entire week of just…..watching Naruto….Uh…Uh…Uh…" I adjust my feet atop the swingset and smile once again, "YES! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT' BABY! YAHOO!"

This is what Kurei told me to do. I remember her clearly saying "You're going to have to learn some more about using chakra. And more importantly, Deidara. So I'd suggest you spend some time watching Naruto. You know about that show…right?"

And that's what I've been doing. So far I've been watching the entire series all day, and then getting some fresh air at night, which is what I'm doing right now. Man! These hands turned out to be more useful than I thought they would!

But still, I've only got a week to watch everything. Because in a week I'll be going to "Ninja Camp" as Kurei said. Of course, from what she said, it sounds more like instant death camp, though you might think differently….

Anyway, here's what Kurei told me. First, Kurei is the blonde sunglasses lady I've been seeing so much of. She is a real ninja from the Naruto world.

Secondly, Ninjas don't call it the Naruto world. The call it the Ninja world, as expected.

Thirdly, apparently the ninja world is actually pretty different from Naruto the show. The main plotline is similar to some main events in the life of this real boy named Naruto, and most of the characters are real people, but the "Human world version" kind of exaggerates certain parts, and tends to take out a lot of more…interesting…parts…if you get what I'm saying. The story Naruto was inspired by tales told to Masashi Kishimoto by a real ninja, whose name Kurei refused to tell me. This anonymous ninja was apparently the first ninja ever to enter this universe, and has the ability to twist dimensions, like Madara. This ninja also brought Kurei to this universe, just a day after the Akatsuki entered this universe….which brings us to…

Fourthly! This is where it gets tricky. The Akatsuki (real ninja world Akatsuki) were about to be executed when Madara transported all ten of then (none of them have died yet) into this world. When the portal to this world was opened, it sent random bits of their charka flying towards the earth. But, the chakra didn't hit just anyone. Since humans in this world don't have chakra, and since (for ninjas) your chakra is kinda like your personality, apparently, just as opposite personalities attract, opposites chakras do too. So the chakra that was sent flying didn't just hit a random person. They hit the owner of that chakra's complete opposite.

Fifthly (I'm getting tired of typing now) When the Akatsuki's chakra hit us, as our body's grew used to the foreign substance, they began to make chakra of their own. But since our body's weren't designed to make that chakra, a whole new chakra was made. The actual chances of this happening are very rare, do to the fact that if foreign charka enters another's body, they'll most likely die on the spot. The ten of us that were hit by the chakra were very fortunate. We all survived. The chances of this are slim to none.

Sixth, Kurei is a sensory type ninja, so she knows exactly whose chakra hit who. She has been visiting us one by one, helping us adjust. I'm the fourth person whom she has visited. She taught me some simple jutsu to help me control my chakra, and used some genjutsu on my classmates so they'll forget my…little accident…heh...heh. (When she told me this I hugged her) Kurei said that the genjutsu wasn't perfect, but it'll have to do for the time being. It doesn't matter though, none of the people in my class bothered to learn my name, and why would they want to now if I almost killed them? Genjutsu or no genjutsu.

The rest, Kurei said she'd tell us all at "Ninja camp." "Ninja Camp" is…in other words…..the ten of us unfortunate ninja-humans, and Kurei spending a week in an abandoned Walmart about two hours away, where we're supposed to learn how to use our powers, and such. All our supplies shall come from the Walmart. We're only supposed to bring our clothes.

I asked my parents if I could go, and since I normally spend all my summer sitting on the couch watching anime, they heartily agreed when I lied and said it was a "sports camp."

When Kurei took me back to my house two days ago, I remember asking her one last question before she left.

"Hey Kurei…are we going to die?"

She looked back at me, her sunglasses reflecting the starlight. "That's one good question. I thought maybe I shouldn't tell you this because you're all kids, but we could be killed at any time. Even now." She smiled at my shocked face. "And once we get to camp, we'll probably kill each other. No kidding!"

She started to walk away, and then looked back one last time, her face mixed hatred with pure sorrow. "Sounds like fun, don't it?"

But before any of that happens, now it's just a week of Naruto. I can't help but wonder why I couldn't get hit by some less violent anime character, like pokemon. No matter how dumb it may be, at least no one dies.

Sigh, I guess I'd better get some sleep now. I've got a loooong week ahead of me.

Thank You all for the Ocs! I wish I could use them all! (Why does everyone want Sasori?)

Thank you Canada(Andi) for helping me pick out the Ocs and bake cookies!

Ocs will be announced next chapter (Which I will work my hardest to post ASAP)

Again, thanks for reading this!

NEJI FOR PRESIDENT!