+7 "Izuki, why do you even try anymore?"
"Izuki, why do you even try anymore?"
"What do you mean?"
"Your puns. You know no one likes them, so why do you still come up with them?"
"Let me tell you a story. Long ago, in a far away land, there once lived a King. The Queen had passed away some time ago, and the King, falling into a depression, found a nanny to take care of his children. The nanny became like a new mother to the kids, and they never found themselves missing their old parent. They all, however, wished for their fathers attention. They would fight, do stupid things, get hurt, but it did not draw their fathers eyes. One day, the youngest, but not the smartest, said to their father "If a man was born in Greece, raised in Spain, and died in America, what would he be?" The King thought for a long moment, before saying that he had no idea. The child then said "Dead." The King froze upon hearing the answer, but then began laughing. The rest of his children had been watching the youngest, and were surprised at the outcome. Seeing that their father liked riddles and jokes, they began thinking them up at once, and even paid people to come up with puns for them. Finally, they had found something to get their father's attention!"
"...And?"
"I am a descendant of one of those children, and as such it runs in my blood to tell puns."
"But it was a joke, not a pun..."
"It does not matter! It is all the same: taking words and bending them to your command, taking control over what they mean and how they sound! It's like doing magic!"
"I guess that sounds kinda cool, in a completely ridiculous way."
as always send in puns/tell me what you think ive got some puns in my folder but i can always use more especially if i mean to rise this thing from its grave its buried deep