Addie: Okay time for Siri Remy cuteness and James Potter madness with a sprinkling of Voldemort's ego.
Starscream: Why haven't you changed me back human?
Addie: is the Megatron? (points)
Star: Where?
Addie: I don't own!
Dreams come as Good or Bad
James smiled as he patted Mamba's head. "They're coming home soon," he said. "Who's coming home?" Remus asked walking into the room. "Merlin, Remus, did you stuff a watermelon in your shirt?" he asked. "Ha ha, James, remind me to kill Sirius after they're born," he said sitting down. "He can die happy after seeing them." "Are all werewolves this bitchy while pregnant?"
"I hate you so much right now," Remus hissed. "I can't believe I let him get me like this." "You only have four more months and then you can see Helios and Erebos," James said picking up his paper. "How do you even know their names? I want Sirius!" not but a minute later Sirius walked into the room and cuddled up next to his mate. "So, how's my wolf today?" he asked placing his hand on Remus' swollen stomach. "My fee hurt and your spawns are playing football with my kidneys," he told him.
Sirius placed Remus' feet on his lap and started to rub them. "I can't do anything about them playing muggle games with your insides, but I can do this," he said. Remus sank into the couch and glared at James. "Don't laugh at me!" he yelled. "Just wait until Harry's pregnant with Draco's children!" James flinched slightly and Sirius started to laugh. Remus perked his head up and started to growl softly. "Remus, what is it?" Sirius asked.
"We need to get to Hogwarts," James said. Mamba curled around Remus' neck and James looked over at his familiar. "Mamba, what's wrong?" he asked. "The Minster is here to take Remus away until the pups are born then he'll take them away from him," she said. "Remus, Sirius, Floo to Hogwarts," James said. "I need to set up some traps." Sirius helped Remus waddle to the fire place and he vanished in emerald flames. Sirius went next and James ran to find Kreacher.
"Okay, Kreacher, I need you to do something for me," he said. "Why would Kreacher do something for a blood-traitor?" the house elf asked. "Because the only blood-traitor to the house of Slytherin is Voldemort," James said. "You know full well that I'm Julius." "Kreacher doesn't understand why you would want Kreacher to lei to the minister." "Because he wants to take you from your poor Mistress," he said watching Kreacher's eyes widen to the size of tee-balls.
"This is a trap card call Spellbinding Circle," he told him. "This will keep the Minster and his men trapped until I come back." The then knocked on Lady Black's frame and her curtains flew open. "What do you want, blood-traitor?" she hissed. "Only that you help Kreacher keep that trap up until I return," he told her. "You can yell and scream all you want at the fool." Lady Black looked deep into the haunted hazel eyes and smirked.
"Let the laws of the moon protect my grandsons," she said. "And tell Sirius, I'm proud he chose Remus. It's about the only useful thing he's done." Julius smirked them flooed to Hogwarts as the door burst open. Just before he completely disappeared he herd Lady Black's screams. James tumbled out in Dumbledore's office; he looked up to see the worry on his face. "James, what has happened?" he asked.
"Someone in the Ministry has betrayed us," he told him. "They also know Remus is pregnant." Dumbledore sighed before tapping his wand on his desk. "Then I guess it's a good thing Princess Lady Serenity is her along with her priest and his brother. She decided to complete her magical training in this time, Princess?" The door opened to reveal a man about twenty-one, who blushed at Dumbledore's mistake.
"Ah, I'm terribly sorry, Mister Black, I thought you were your girlfriend," he said. "It's okay, I was hoping she or my brother were up here," the young man said. "Oh I'm sorry I'm Helios Black," he said. "I'm the priest of dreams and the Protector of the Golden Crystal." "And it's second user," someone said. The group turned around to see a man with silver-blue eyes leaning against the door.
"This is my twin brother Erebos (1) Black, who's a complete arse," Helios said. "You wouldn't have my any other way," Erebos said. "Now that we've freaked our parents out, why don't you tell me why the queen sent us here and were the hell is Snape?" Helios gave his brother a look that Sirius had only seen on Remus' face before sighing. "She's in Japan with the Queen and her family. Could you please refrain form picking on her? I don't feel like saving your ass from her boyfriend."
"Why the hell would I want to anger that Red-Eyes?" Erebos asked. "Not to mention she's one of the best Shadow Duelist of our time. I don't think any but the adults have beaten her." Helios shook his head and looked over at Sirius. Smiling at the man he looked over to see his maiden at the door. "Maiden, what are you doing here?" he asked. "Ah, Small Lady, well not some much small anymore," Dumbledore chuckled. "Hello Headmaster, thank you for letting me come to Hogwarts this year," she said before turning to Helios.
"Where have you been?" she asked. "You know you sound awfully like Mrs. Weasley right now," he chuckled. Erebos gagged and Helios elbowed his ribs. "Why do you have to be so tall?" Rini asked going to hug him. "It's the werewolf genes, love," he said. "At least I don't turn into one." "You have no idea how much fun you're missing, Bro," Erebos said. "Too bad I'm, what is known as, a Lycan."
Sirius looked over at Helios watching his amber-gold eyes seeming to light up when the pink haired girl smiled up at him. "I have one question," Sirius said. "What the hell is a Lycan?" Erebos smirked and looked over at his "mother". "A Lycan is a werewolf born," he said. "Though we do not need the light of the full moon to change we still change one those nights. Lycans can cause others to transform from a bite."
Remus looked pale. One of his pups will have his curse. As if sensing his fear Erebos kneeled in front of where he was seated and smiled. "Yes, you do pass this on to me but even if you weren't a werewolf, I would still be. Helios is the protector of all good dreams. I'm the one who delivers bad dreams. What better way than the Grim?" Remus smiled down at him and Erebos smirked back up then stood up. "Now if you gentlemen and my wonderful future sister-in-law excuse me, I have first years to torture. With that the black haired young man walked out.
"Your son is insane," James said. "You should see him when his cranky. Things usually explode," Helios told him. Rini smacked his arm and placed her hand on her hips. "Why is it the second you come in contact with your father and godfather you become the most obnoxious man on earth?" Helios smiled and kissed her forehead. "Because I'm a Black and not only are we the sexiest men on the planet, we're the most annoying."
Rini smacked his arm and Helios left the office laughing. "I'm sorry about that, He's usually really quite and sweet," she said, "But I've never seen him and his brother together so I guess I don't know that much about him. I kind of know how my mom felt now." "Well, now that we've met those two, I have to get going," James said. I promised Petit I'd save her from a whale."
Petunia Dursley sighed as she watched Marjorie Dursley smothered her son in kisses. 'This is the most disgusting thing in the world,' she thought. She heard the doorbell ring and walked over to open the door. "James, how wonderful to see you!" she said. James smiled at her and held up a box. "Thought I'd bring a present," he said. "So where is my nephew?" James and Petunia walked into the living room to see Marge dotting on Dudley and the wizard winced.
"Well, Dudley, you've reached a very special age," James said smiling down at him. "Happy Birthday." James watched as Dudley ripped through the paper only to frown at what was written on the box. "Why get me a stupid chess set?" Dudley asked. "It not cool like God of War." "Merlin forbid you for you to ever meet Rei's father. Duds, why don't you take the pieces out and look at them?"
Dudley pulled out a pawn and watched as it moved around in his hand. "Before you go saying things about magic being freaky, you have to remember to a pureblood anything muggle is strange to us too." "Well, at least our way of doing this is normal," Marge said "Normal?" James asked. "Who in the world would want to be normal? Even muggles have their quirks." Marge was about to yell when James stood up. "I have to go," he said. "Harry's coming home soon and I'd like to have a nice birthday party for him. Take care, Tune, and give your master a call. He seems to be worried that he can't find all his Red-Eyes."
Harry started up at the large mansion as he got out of the black limo. Draco followed soon after him looking a bit pale. "You're fine Draco," he said. Draco looked up from the ground and glared at him. "Well, I don't usually travel by car, Harry," he hissed. Harry smiled and linked his arm around Draco's elbow. "Well, my dear prince you can lead me up to the mansion," he said.
"Draconius, is that you?"
Addie: Thank you for reading and I'll share my win of the day. I went to see Alice in Wonderland and when they got to the caterpillar I realized Alan Rickman was voicing him, so now I have the mental image of Professor Snape with blue butterfly wings!
Snape: You insufferable girl!
Seto: please review while I calm down Snape-sensei.
(1): Erebos is the name of the primordial Greek god of shadows and darkness.