DISCLAIMER: I don't own Invader ZIM OR The Magic School Bus, but I did have a REALLY COOL teacher in 5th grade!!! WHOOS for Ms. Thorson!!! She was sssooo great!!! I remember she'd make all these British jokes, and I'd be the only one laughing at them!!! Hah hah hahs, that was great... Um, anyways...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: These are sssooo great!!! There's even a little preview of my newest idea of a fic, the Invader ZIM cast meets The Magic School Bus!!! I just LOVE Ms. Frizzle!!! Oh, and also, EVERYONE LOVES to prank DIB!!!

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CHAPTER 7 "5th Grade ROCKED ROCKS!!!"

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"The Origins of Saliva"

((DIB eyed ZIM. Then, pulling out a straw, he took a deep breath, and blew hard. A small, white, ball of wet, wadded-up paper flew through the air and struck ZIM on the side of the head.))

ZIM: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! ((Rolling around on the ground.))

((ZIM finally stopped flailing about in pain, and he shakily and painfully stood up, glaring over at DIB.))

ZIM: You disgusting Earth-creature! You soaked that miniature paper projectile in WATER, didn't you!?!

DIB: ((Grins)) Nope! I used SPIT!!!

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"A Preview of The Fifth Grade" -A little preview of my newest idea, the IZ crew and The Magic School Bus!!!

ZIM: ((Holding his hands up prayerfully)) "Please let this be a normal, Earth-field-trip!!!"

DIB: ((Leans over ZIM)) "With The Frizz???"

CLASS: ((Lean over ZIM)) "NO WAY!!!!!"

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"Everyone LOVES to Torture Him!!!"

((The Tallest are sitting around in their Lounging Room, lounging.))

RED: Eeehhh...aw, man, I'm bored!!!

PURPLE: Yeah...wanna' eat som'more schnacks?

RED: Eh, nah...not really...I need something to do!...((Moans))

PURPLE: Yeah...an' something that involves torturing another living person...

RED: HEY! WAIT! I KNOW!!! Are you thinking what I'm thinking!?!

PURPLE: OH, YEAH!!!

BOTH: LET'S PRANK DIB!!! WHOOOOOOO!!! ((Waving their arms around, they run off.))

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R+R Please!!! Well, no, really, you don't HAVE to, reallys!!! I mean, I just like to do these for fun, ands...PLEASE REVIEW! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! ...(Trails off into sobbing) Eh, okays, I'm done, nows!!!

See ya's!!!