Red is tucking Nancy into bed. Nancy is extremely happy. She just had the time of her life. Something very special happened to her tonight. She got to celebrate her birthday for the first time ever with a party with a real family.
RED: I love you, Nancy.
NANCY: I love you, too, Grandpa.
Red gives Nancy a kiss then rubs her cheeks.
RED: Goodnight, Sweetheart.
NANCY: Goodnight.
Red walks out of Nancy's bedroom. He gives his granddaughter one last look before closing the door.
Nancy lays in her bed alone. Preparing to fall asleep. Suddenly, we see that someone is crawling into bed with her. Nancy smiles. Even though she's facing the opposite side from where her bedmate crawled in from, she knows exactly who has just crawled into bed with her.
Nancy turns to the other side of her bed to find that her guess was right...It's YOUNG LAURIE. Nancy and Young Laurie cuddle together. They hold each other tightly. Nancy falls asleep in the arms of the younger version of her mother.
Red comes downstairs to the living room and joins Kitty on the couch.
RED: She had a good day.
KITTY: Yeah. I was so happy to see our little angel smile the way she did.
Red smiles and Kitty notices this.
KITTY: You're happy, aren't you?
RED: Of course, I am. I have a beautiful Granddaughter who makes me feel complete. (Red turns to Kitty and stares into her eyes) And I have the most amazing wife that a man can ever ask for.
Kitty becomes emotional when she hears this. It's clear that Red and Kitty's love for each other is still strong. In fact, it's stronger than ever before.
Red and Kitty give each other a passionate kiss. Probably the most we've ever seen from them.
RED: What do you say, Kitty? We maybe seniors but we're not incapable of...you know.
KITTY: I'm game if you are.
Red and Kitty jump up from the couch and we finally see their "running up the stairs" moment that we saw so often during the show. We know exactly what this means. It's amazing that they're still doing this at their age.
Down in the basement, we find that with the exception of Eric, Robin and Gary, everyone else is drunk. Kelso is still drinking. Betsy is drunk. But her drinking was not for the fun like the rest of the drunks. She's still pissed over Abby...who is also still here and drunk.
Betsy and Abby continue to give each other glares.
Robin and Fez are sitting next to each other.
ROBIN: Say, Fez. How about we go to my place? We can have some "fun."
Fez has that shy-blushing smile.
FEZ: That sounds...Fun.
Fez and Robin get up from the couch and leave through the basement door.
Tyler is moving his shoulders. Feeling music playing in him even though there is no music playing.
TYLER: (drunk) Does anyone feel like dancing?
Betsy and Abby glare at each other. A new opportunity has risen for them
Abby gets up and takes a CD out from her purse. She goes over to the CD player and puts on the CD.
"Unhappy Girl" by The Doors plays.
Abby, still a virgin and inexperienced in dancing sexy, starts busting out dance moves that look more badass than sexy.
Tyler and the rest watch her. They like the moves. Betsy is rolling her eyes up. She cannot believe how easy this girl has just made it for her to show off her more superior dance moves.
Abby finishes the badass dancing, hoping it's enough to impress everyone... especially Tyler.
Everyone except Betsy applauds Abby's performance.
BETSY: Oh, you think that is something? I can show you what real dancing looks like.
All the guys including Betsy's father turn to each other with the "OMG! Is this really happening?" look. They know what this means.
ERIC: Dance off!
TYLER: Dance off!
HYDE: Dance off!
KELSO: Betsy... make me proud... DANCE HER ASS OFF!
BETSY: With pleasure, Daddy... sorry that you're going to see me do this.
"Light My Fire" plays.
Betsy busts out sexy dance moves which includes shaking her hips, thighs, and ass. She also moves her hands all over herself in a suggestive way.
Kelso cannot believe what he's seeing. His daughter is dancing too sexual for him to see. But at the same time, he's proud of her superiority over Abby.
Abby is in a total shock. How can she dance so racy? Especially to gain the attention of her own cousin?
Betsy finishes her dance with such arrogance, self-confidence, and cockiness. She gives Abby a cocky smile. The "Beat that!" look.
Every cheers... CHEERING! Betsy wins round one.
Abby gives off a determined look.
"Hello, I Love You" plays.
Out of nowhere, Abby, who just moments ago could not dance sexy at all, suddenly bust out some sexy moves... twerking, legs gyrating, air humping, and chest shaking... you name it... and it's making Betsy look bad.
Once Abby is finished, the guys cheer her on. Even more so than they did for Betsy.
"Touch Me" plays.
Betsy basically repeats her last dance with only a few new moves...but it's good enough.
Abby wins round two.
FINAL ROUND!
Both girls stare down at each other. They look like they're about to get physical with each other.
"Break on Through (to the other side)" plays.
Both BETSY and ABBY bust out in different dance moves in a opponent-duet where both participate in the dance. It's a dance mix of sexy, badass, and both put together.
There are moments due to their drunkenness that the two appear that they're going to get it on sexually but it's only for the dancing effect.
Everyone is amazed by their dancing. Tyler is definitely enjoying the two dancing. In his drunken state, he is totally unaware that they are doing this for his benefit.
It ends with the girls getting into each other's faces...noses touching and lips close to kissing. Sexy..yes. But their eyes are the opposite of love. Pure hell fire of hate and resentment.
They both smile which makes them giggle and hug each other...an obvious fake to avoid anyone from suspecting anything.. they still hate each other inside.
HYDE: I think round three is a tie.
ERIC: It's a tie, alright.
TYLER: Definite tie.
KELSO: (conceding) Yeah, it's a tie.
DONNA: Yeah, I think they both win this one.
The girls, still trying to hide their animosity, smile and act like friends.
BETSY: (pretending) I agree. We both got this one.
ABBY: (pretending) Absolutely. We both did great.
They put their arms around each other. Putting on a show. But we know that they both believe themselves to be the winner over the other. But with Tyler choosing them both as the winner, neither one is willing to risk losing by being conceited and claiming victory out loud.
ERIC: Well, Donna, maybe we should get going?
DONNA: Yeah, the kids have school tomorrow. See ya later, guys.
HYDE: Later!
KELSO: Later, Forman.
ERIC: Later, Kelso.
Abby goes up to Tyler and hugs him. She sneaks in a kiss on the lips which Tyler accepts. Betsy is furious when she sees it. She wishes so badly that she could pound that younger girl's ass to the ground.
ABBY: Bye, Tyler.
TYLER: Bye, Abby.
Tyler and Abby stare at each other as Abby joins Eric and Donna upstairs to the first floor.
HYDE: I'm crashing in my old room.
Hyde walks into his old basement room.
GARY: So, Kelso, how would you like a ride?
KELSO: Yeah. I better. Mind if we take Betsy home first?
GARY: Sure.
KELSO: Thanks…(turns to Betsy)...let's go, Bets.
BETSY: I'll be up there in a few.
KELSO: Alright.
Kelso is so drunk, as well as stupid as we already knew, making him unaware of his daughter's plans to take advantage of her own cousin.
Kelso and Gary leave through the basement door. Betsy goes and sits with Tyler on the couch.
TYLER: So that was fun, huh?
BETSY: Yeah.
TYLER: So what did you need to do before leaving?
BETSY: I just wanted to say goodnight to you privately.
TYLER: Oh.
Betsy embraces Tyler, which he returns the favor. Their hug lasts a few seconds, even though it feels like a long time. As they slowly release each other, they look into each other's eyes. Tyler is drunk enough and Betsy is horny enough...and then…
Betsy kisses Tyler...which he does not back out from. He is so drunk that his common sense and logic has flown out the window. The two cousins are not just kissing. It's a total make out session. Tongue and everything. Tyler, under Betsy's lead and influence, touches her ass for a moment as they continue to make out. Betsy gets on top of Tyler and she continues to take advantage of his drunken state. She puts one of his hands under her shirt and the other down her pants. Tyler grabs her breasts as Betsy begins to kiss down his neck. With her controlling his hands, Tyler begins playing with Betsy down there, which makes her moan out loud.
Betsy stops suddenly. She removes his hands from under her shirt and her pants. She watches as her cousin passes out from all that alcohol he's consumed...most likely given to him by her...as we saw earlier. Betsy, having taken full advantage and getting what she wants, is satisfied.
BETSY: (to a passed out Tyler) I love you, Tyler. I don't care if it's wrong or what anyone else says. That bitch isn't gonna take you away from me.
Betsy gets off of Tyler, who's now unconscious/sleeping. She goes to the basement door and opens it. She gives Tyler one last look.
BETSY: Goodnight, baby.
Betsy walks out and shuts the door.