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A.N It'll be at the end. And Bella's club dress is up if anyone wants to see it.

Ch.7 Bitch

BPOV

Edward got back to the room and we took a shower... to conserve water of course. I live green, yep that's why.

"Why are you grinning like you ate the yellow canary and the goldfish?" Edward asked me.

"No reason."

I kissed Edward, he smiled and turned back to the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. (A.N Love J.S) I smiled at him and left the room.

I met the girls and we all jumped into Rose's rented BMW, so her personality.

We sang along with the radio until Rose switched it off and looked at me in the passenger seat and said, "So how was the sex?"

"And how big is he?" Alice added.

"What, we didn't do anything." I said.

"Liar" they said.

"First of all your voice raised which means you feel guilty." Alice said.

"And you ran your fingers through your hair which means you need to tell us something but your to embarrassed to" Rose said.

"And your glowing which you only do after you masturbate or have sex." They said in perfect unison.

"Damn you guys, shut up. Ugh fine yes we did, it was the most amazing sex ever and he's huge. You freaks, I don't ask you about your sex lives. Also that is just creepy that you know that much, we need to stop hanging out."

They smiled. Stupid best friends.

"Thank you for the truth Bella." they said.

Idiots.

"Oh I love this song."

Alice turned up the radio

She's a man eater and she's dancing like she's never danced before

We jammed out to the flash dance hit and pulled up to the bistro.

"All right girls we have to decide what movie to make the boys go to."

"How about Get Smart? I really want to see that." Alice said.

"No they will enjoy that too much. This is payback for thinking I can't throw."

And keeping me sexually frustrated too long I added in my head.

"And for not being intelligent enough to not wear designer jeans to a paint game."

"And not getting me coffee."

We looked at Rose like she had lost her mind.

"How about Wall-E?" I asked.

"Emmett's already seen it twelve times and has the t-shirt." Rose said with an eye roll.

Alice picked up a paper and shrieked.

"Got it girls."

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We all walked into the theater. The boys had been hounding us for details on what we picked but we didn't give anything. Rose would smile, I would shake my head and Alice would throw her head back and cackle like a witch. She isn't too good with subtlety when she was being evil.

We walked up to the theater and walked to the boy behind the counter.

Alice, Rose and I smiled before we said, "Six for Momma Mia! Please."

"What?! No way are we watching a musical." Emmett said.

"With music by Abba" Edward second.

"And Meryl Streep. Ever since the Devil Wears Prada she freaks me out." Jasper added.

Freak.

"Oh yes we are. We got to pick and you can't complain. Edward pay the man."

He grumbled the whole time. The boys all looked like someone killed their dogs. Excellent.

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We exited the theater.

"You are the dancing queen" Edward sang as he held his fist like a microphone.

"young and... something only seventeen" Emmett sang back at him

"You can dance you can jive" Edward sang loudly. A couple walking beside us walked faster to get away from us.

"Having the time of your life" Emmett sang loudly and off key.

"OOo" Jasper sang.

"See that girl watch that scene digging the dancing queen." They sang together.

Jeez. We slowed down so we were about ten steps behind them. Hopefully no one thinks we are with the three psychos. They were still singing and dancing.

A couple older ladies walked by us and one said to the other, "Oh look at the adorable gay couple up there and their friend. I hoped they enjoyed the movie." As she pointed to our men.

Wow. She is so right.

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We got back hotel.

The boys were now singing Momma Mia! They are so embarrassing.

Edward and I walked into the room and he looked at me oddly.

"Why are you building the wall again?" He asked.

"Because you are a weirdo, and I am afraid you will be singing show tunes in your sleep."

He smiled and lunged at me.

"Oh don't worry my dreams are only about you and things I want to do to you." He said with a sexy smirk.

"Mmm, like what?"

And he showed me.

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I woke up and groaned. Today was the day of the wedding rehearsal and I knew that I couldn't get out of it. I got up to shower and Edward frowned in his sleep. His arm reached for me and I smiled. My shower could wait.

I laid in bed looking at Edward sleep. He was so beautiful and tranquil. He looked like he didn't have a worry in the world. It was really wonderful. I sighed and scooted closer to him. When my nose was almost touching his, his arm tightened around me and he smiled, "Good morning love," he said without opening his eyes.

I smiled, "Mmm morning to you to Emmett."

His eyes opened wide and he saw my humored expression.

"Not funny Bella."

"It was very funny and you know it."

"Well I'm going to take a shower, big day today, we get to see the blessed event acted out."

He looked deep into my eyes, "Are you ready for this?"

"Yes and no, I am still a little bitter, but I haven't been as happy as I have been with you in like... ever." I looked at him and kissed him to show how serious I was about those words.

"Mmm do you want to share a shower?"

I sighed, "Well it is already 9:30 and we need to leave at 10 and that just isn't a long enough shower with you." I grinned at that memory.

He laughed. "Your right we'll save that for later."

I showered and got out so Edward could jump in there.

I got dressed in a simple white dress with a purple ribbon as the belt. I brushed my hair and curled it lightly.

Edward came out in a casual jacket and slacks outfit. Yum. Not now Bella.

I called Alice and Rose's room and they said to meet them downstairs, they already had a pool game going and they were kicking the guys' asses.

I grabbed Edward's hand and we left the hotel. We grabbed some dough nuts and headed to my mother and Phil's home where the rehearsal was being held.

"So where exactly is the wedding taking place?" Edward asked.

Had I not told him yet huh. "It is going to be out behind my mom's house. She has started gardening and she wants to show it off I think." Although since it was the first hobby she had stuck to, so I couldn't really blame her.

"That's nice," Edward said in an uninterested tone. I laughed under my breath.

We pulled up in front of my mother and Phil's new house. It was two stories and a pretty cream color with a stone path leading to the door and another that was outlined with flowers and ribbon.

"I'm guessing we take this path."

"Yep yeppy yep yep" Alice said, she love decorations almost as much as fashion so she looked at the ribbon with a critical eye.

"At your wedding we'll use silks from India instead of this kind of stuff from Wal-mart." She said dismissively to me.

I rolled my eyes, "I need a fiancé first Alice."

She raised her eyebrows and looked pointedly at Edward who was laughing with Emmett, at Jasper it looked like.

"I have already seen it." Alice said in her clairvoyant voice.

"Wow Alice, fashion designer, wedding planner and psychic where do you fit in annoying pixie?" I asked.

"Right between kiss my ass and suck it." She said while showing me a perfectly manicured nail.

"Lady like."

"Edward did Bella ever tell you about her 21st birthday party we threw her?" Alice said.

I clamped my hand around her mouth and gestured that we should get to the party. Rose was laughing remembering my embarrassment. Jerk. Edward looked at me curiously and raised an eyebrow. I waved my hand at him dismissively.

Alice started to talk though it was muffled. I ran forward with her in front of me and we came up to the tent my mom had pitched in the middle of the yard.

"Hi mom" I said. "This looks amazing. I like what you've done with the place."

"Yeah I like it." She said as she looked around. "So are you hungry? There are some sandwiches and stuff at the table."

"I'm fine, anyone hungry?" I said as I looked around.

Emmett raced ahead and filled a plate.

Rose groaned and put her hand to her face looking exasperated.

"I'm so sorry Renee, he doesn't know how to behave. He was raised by grizzly bears." Rose sighed.

Renee laughed.

We joined the party mingling with distant relatives and people I recognized. Alice had a group of teenagers around her asking about ABC fashions, Jasper was in a heated debate about the confederate states right to separate from the country with a man who looked like Colonel Sanders, Emmett was talking to Phil and his friends about the upcoming football season, Rose was sitting down at one of the tables with a group of teenage boys hanging on her every word, and Edward was holding my hand laughing at my Uncle Jack's lame jokes. I have the best friends in the world.

People started clapping and I saw Mike and Jessica come out of the house. Her hair was everywhere and he had lipstick on his collar. Classy.

They waved to everyone. Seeing me, Jessica looked unrealistically happy, not that big of a surprise she is incredibly fake including her nose and chin, and Mike looked warily at Edward.

Yep this is so fun, the awkwardness is so fantastic.

They walked around talking to everyone. Edward squeezed my hand tightly when it was our turn.

"Sooo Jessica, what are you doing these days for your profession?" I asked, last time I had seen her I was leaving town and flipping off the whole state.

"I don't have one, Mike's dad gave him the store so I just stay at home and take care of the house."

"That's nice." I said.

"Yeah so where are you living?"

"I live downtown Manhattan in a penthouse close to ABC headquarters." I said.

"Right your in fashion now that's nice."

Awkward pause...Awkward pause...Awkward pause...Awkward pause...

"So Mike how are your feet?" Edward asked.

"My feet? Umm fine." He answered in a bewildered voice.

"I mean about the wedding... cold feet you know."

"Oh right." He said with a slight nod.

I smiled at Edward, he was trying not to laugh. Mike invited him to meet the groomsmen and he accepted leaving Jessica and me. Another awkward pause.

Say something Bella, say something, stop standing here like an idiot.

"So Bella,"Jessica started with a smile I recognized from when Mike and I dated, the envious angry fake happy one, " You happy with Edward? He seems nice. Too bad I'm with Mike other wise he'd be in trouble." She turned to her bridesmaid and started talking to her.

Bitch.

I pulled my arm back and clenched my fist, then the ground was in my face and someone was on my back.

"Don't do it Bella, she wants to see you hurt." Alice whispered by my ear.

I was shaking from the rage flowing in my veins. She had the fucking nerve to threaten my relationship and throw Mike in my face. BITCH. I hate her, she wants to bring up shit and act nice? I hate her with every bone in my body. I will murder her fake ass.

"Bella can I let you up?" Rose asked from my back.

"Yes" I breathed.

I stood up and looked at my dress, it had grass and mud stains. Fucking great. I really liked this dress. The girls dragged me away Alice muttering about her genius at bringing herself a back up dress.

I looked at Alice like she was crazy when she held up the "dress".

Alice, that would be barely appropriate on you and I am five inches taller, I wanted to say but I was still so angry at Jessica that I couldn't speak. I just grabbed it and headed into the house to change.(Dress on profile too.)

I didn't look in a mirror at the atrocity and I went towards the back door.

Deep breath Bella, deep breath she will be bitter for the rest of her life because she is stuck here with your sloppy seconds. I thought. Shit I am really mad.

I walked outside and people turned to see who was coming from the house and people's jaws dropped.

I can't look that bad. I looked in the glass door and saw. Wow, if the blue dress was a fuck me dress then this one was a fuck me in front of everyone dress. It was red and hit mid-way to my thigh. It clung to my body in ways that though it covered, didn't leave much to the imagination. Like I had through red paint on myself. Shit.

I held my head high and walked to Edward whose jaw was touching the floor, I was just waiting for his tongue to roll out like a cartoon and start howling. "Close your mouth Edward, we need a reason to leave."

"Umm... I ... Bella... you... soo hot." Edward stammered.

"Well put love, you know you have seen me naked." I said.

His eyes glazed over at the memory. OK he will not be helping anytime soon.

I walked over to where my girls were who looked shocked.

"I can't believe this, we need to leave." I could feel everyone's eyes on me.

"Bella you are such a babe. Oh my god if I wasn't with Emmett and straight I would jump you right now." Rose said.

"And roll around in jell-o" Alice added.

Helpful, god is everyone I know completely insane I looked around and Emmett was shoving his face with finger sandwiches while Jasper looked at him disgustedly.

Ah my saviors, they wouldn't notice me sexually if I walked out naked.

I ran over to Em and Jazz, "Guys we are leaving NOW."

"But Bella, hey when did you change, I want to eat some more." Emmett whined.

"Emmett if you get Rose and Alice into the car right now, I will pay your room service bill no matter what you order" he opened his mouth, "Jeez Em including porn" He grinned and ran to the girls threw each one over his shoulder and went down the path.

"Jazz I need your help with Ed-" I was interrupted by a piercing scream. Everyone and I... except for Edward whose eyes had yet to leave my body, looked over at Jessica.

"Oh no my nose. A bee stung my nose." Wow poetic justice.

A.N There we go Jessica got stung by a bee love it! I hoped you liked this chapter. I did. I have been updating super fast but that may slow a bit these were already finished yesterday. Comment back love you all.

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