RETURN OF THE DREADED!
Me: HEY! Here we are! And if I'm terminated, SO BE IT! I'll be gone with a bang!
Jen: I'm scared…
Me: So I have recaptured all Zim life forms again for the possibly last one of this I shall do!
Red: LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Me: NEVA! Thank you, my dearest friends, for being faithful to the end; Skell, Blackspots, Zin, Eve, Jenny…
Jen: Please don't name all your OC's.
Me: Ok then! *drowns Red* MWA HAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THIS! *red has died* NOW… back from the dead! *brings Red back to life* Hellooo… *evil grin*
Red: *cries* Stop it!
Purple: This is slightly disturbing…
Me: MWAA HAHAHAHAHA! ON WITH THE REVIEWS, P.S. f*** THE REPORTER! *Insane evil laughter*
Eve: JOY! You are scaring Lily!
Lily: BWA HAHAHAHAHA!
Me: …So I'm a bad example then. Sorry Skell! ^^;;
Jen: So we have Invader Nav.
Invader Nav: *runs in* YOU CAN'T KILL ME! *hugs Dib, kisses on cheek* I don't think your head is big!
Dib: FINALLY! SOMEONE SEE'S!
Invader Nav: *turns to Zim* SAY IT ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL SEND YOU TO A HELL FROM WHICH EVEN GAZ WOULD RUN AWAY FROM! IT IS HOME TO THE PIT OF A MILLION KEEFS! BE NICE TO DIB, GODDAMMIT!
Zim: ZIM DOES NOT BOW DOWN TO ANY-!
Me: HUSH!
Zim: …Human pig-smelly, except Joy, Skell and Lily, Skell's daughter.
Lily: HI!
Invader Nav: *floats in the air with purple hellish fire pulsating at her feet in tune with Zim's heartbeat* DO. AS. I. SAY!
Zim: *insert squeak here* Ok… OK!
Invader Nav: *returns to normal and kisses Dib's cheek* Gaz: I beat a boss in my game with my eyes closed! I know you squint, but can you play with your eyes closed AND beat a boss? (The game was "Sly Cooper and the Theivious Racconus", the boss was Ms. Ruby)
Gaz: NEVER! I shall never lose to someone like… you. Or Diiiiiib….
Invader Nav: Red: although I don't like you, I think your outfit is cool, but I like the colour purple more, as well as the Tallest Purple. *throws bologna*
Purple: YES! I like you Nav.
Invader Nav: Purple: NACHOS FOR YOU! *gives cheesy nachos*
*purple says thank you through mouthfuls of nachos*
GIR: DANCE LIKE A MONKEY ON JENNY'S HEAD!
Jenny: W-what? No!
Me: Come ON Jenny!
Jen: …Fine. *Giir dances like a monkey on her head for 6 seconds, then Jen throws him off* she NEVER said for how long! *Triumph*
Invader Nav: FEAR ME! *disappears in an eruption of purple flames, cookies appear at Dib's Feet*
Dib: YAY! *nums cookies*
Me: *sipping apple juice* Next we have Invader Else again! *applauses Else*
Lily: YAY!
Invader Else: Zim: You are very right: I am smarter then all the other earth-monkeys. SO RIGHT YOU ARE! *gives more nachos*
Zim: Yeah. I am. So are you. *eats nachos delightfully*
Else: Dib: Your death is getting closer, you big-headed nugget.
*Dib whimpers*
Red: This is just because of GazmRules. *gives nacho*
*Red cheers and eats nacho saying thanks between mouthfuls*
Else: Purple: Please note that this is purely out of comical purpose and I mean no Disrespect: SHUT UP YOU FROTHY NUGGET!
Purple: YAY! Wait…
Else: Gaz: I knew it. :)
Gaz: It's n-not true! *blushes furiously*
Else: Joy: How was the spa?
Me: Ahh, it was great. I and Coco had a brilliant time!
Else: Jenny: how was the ZaDr killing?
Jen: *evil smile* Wondeeerfuuul…
*Dib and Zim Squeak in fear*
Else: I AM ELZE! *vanishes to we are the champions*
Me: Wonderful… (.com/watch?v=x6ITkCCLKqM) and now… time for ZimRules DibSucks! They say 'I LOVE YOU ZIM DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE SCAR I GOT FROM A CAT PLEASE
Zim: Zim would never!
ZimRules DibSucks: ANYWAYS HERE ARE TEN THINGS I LOVE ABOUT ZIM
CUTE
SMART
AWESOME
FUNNY
HATE DIB
HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY
HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES
COOL
WEAR GREAT CLOTHS
'RE THE STAR OF THE SHOW!
Zim: That's a lot of reasons to like me…
ZimRules DibSucks: HEARS TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT DIB
STUPID
HATE ZIM
HEADS BIG
SHIRT
DON'T APPRICIATE YOUR SISTER
HAIR
CLOTHS
VOICE
WEIRD
AFRAID OF A MOOSE EATING WALNUTS
AND I LOVE YOU ZIM CAN I HELP YOU DESTROY EARTH PLEASE?
OH AND ZIM HERE'S ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOODS!
Zim: YES! HELP DESTROY EARTH! *eats food*
*Dib cries*
Me: 'Bout time he started! Now, while you may have reported me, I AM STILL HERE! IN SPIRIT OR IN THE HEARTS OF MY READERS! I. Shall. Continue… to exist… *vanishes with the rest of the house and IZ crew.*
…Poof. R&R. F*** YOU 'The Reporter'!