ALRIGHT!! I AM SORRY THIS TOOK SOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!
It was all my fault. I am a slacker and for that I got 3 f's on my report card so I was grounded. You have no idea how many pictures I am going to post up XD
Anyway...
I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters but I do own 3 hitai-ate's (I stole Lee's red one, Kakashi's blue one, and Gaara's sand one XD)
gets hit in the head with a kunai
Lee/Kakashi/Gaara: GIVE OUR HEADBANDS BACK!
Me: NEVER!
When we last left our favorite team...
"A pretzel, I dare you to do!" Lee pointed at Tenten. She just shrugged.
"What's a pretzel?" Neji asked.
"It's where you take both your feet, bend them up and put them behind your head," Answered Tenten.
Neji just raised his eyebrow as Tenten pulled up both her legs. She fell over giggling.
"I can't do it!"
"STRIP YOU MUST!" Lee shouted.
"Oh shit."
Neji's eyes popped out. 'WHAT!?' he was screaming inside his head, 'Tenten can't take her shirt off! It's indecent! The only way she can do that is in front of ME...uhhh...did I just think that?' Neji was pulling at his hair, but was pulled away from his thoughts when Tenten spoke.
"Alright, Lee. What item of clothing do you wish for me to remove?" she said, smirking
"Remove please your PARAMORE SHIRT!" Lee shouted. Decency shattered.
Neji was sweating beneath his green jumpsuit. Aww...hell. He couldn't go through with watching it.
Neji snuck out into the forest and grabbed his clothes. He was getting out of the green spandex whether Lee liked it or not. If anyone gave him shit he would just Kaiten their ass.
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Back with Tenten and Lee...
Tenten pulled off her shirt revealing...a light yellow tank top!! (AN: hahaha you thought I was going to say bra, didn't you? PERV!) Tenten came prepared.
Lee just sweatdropped. He couldn't get out of this one.
"Hey, Lee?"
"What?"
"Where did Neji go?"
"...uuuuhhh...no idea."
Neji walks out of the forest.
Tenten and Lee just stare.
"Neji?"
"Hn."
"Why are you shirtless?" Tenten looked Neji up and down. He had his pants on, but his baggy shirt was nowhere to be found. Tenten had to cover her mouth to stop from drooling at his beautiful shinobi body.
He was even hotter half naked.
"My shirt got stolen by Lee's army of Ninja squirrels." He monotoned, then mumbled something about making squirrel soup.
"Okaaaaay..." Tenten just got up and walked over to where he was standing.
"Neji, are you okay?" Tenten asked, putting her hand on his shoulder.
"Aa." Tenten scowled. Stupid emotionless Hyuuga.
"Tenten..." Her attention snapped up to Neji.
"Huh?"
"Why did you have a tank top under your shirt?"
Tenten stared. Then burst out laughing.
"hahahha!! You...haha...don't remember?...hahaha!!"
Neji raised his eyebrow.
"I have a crystal ball! I TOTALLY saw this coming!"
Neji and lee fell to the ground, anime-style.
'Goddammit! She had me worried!' He thought.
"Well, Let's get this game finished shall we?" Tenten suggested. "Okay, Neji? Truth, Dare, double dare, promise or repeat?"
Neji pondered the question for a little bit. The last couple of turns didn't turn out very good. SO...
"Truth."
Tenten smiled.
"Okay, Neji? Who is your best friend?"
Neji raised an eyebrow. This is the best she could come up with?
"You." He said simply. Tenten blushed and smiled.
"Thanks."
"OKAY! MY TURN! Neji I CHOOSE DARE!" Lee screamed, not bothering to wait for Neji to ask the question.
"Hn. Run all the way around the border of fire country 50 times."
"YOSH! I WILL NOT LET THIS YOUTHFUL DARE GET ME DOWN!"
Lee dashed off to run around the ENTIRE fire country. That would take a while.
Tenten stretched her arms and laid down on the grass.
"Whew! I thought he would never leave!"
Neji just nodded and looked at his friend lie on the grass, her hair spread out around her head.
"Say, Neji?" she asked. Neji raised an eyebrow.
"What did you see in the crystal ball when you said Lee's name?"
Neji stiffened.
"I saw you..."
"uh huh..."
"against a tree..."
"okaay..."
"kissing lee." He finished, averting his eyes to the rock beside him.
Tenten was quiet for a minute, then just said "Ew."
"Listen, Neji. I don't want to kiss lee! If anyone I'd rather kiss you! Oops." Tenten covered her mouth with her hands, blushing like crazy.
'oh no. don't tell me I said that out loud...'
"Me?" Neji's eyes widened and he looked back at his female teammate, who was so red, she could put Hinata to shame.
"Umm...I mean...I...uh..." she sputtered. The got up and started to back away when Neji started to walk towards her...
"You would rather kiss me." I t was a statement rather than a question, but he looked as confused as ever.
"Well...yeah...i guess..." Tenten trailed off as her back hit a tree, stopping her from going anywhere.
Neji trapped Tenten between his body and the tree.
"Why?" he asked softly.
Tenten' s heart fluttered.
"Because...I like you." She replied, looking into his white eyes. She always found them so...pure, but also very hard to figure out.
Neji touched her cheek, gently tracing her face.
"But the crystal ball.."
"Isn't always right. But YOU were in a green jumpsuit a moment ago right?" she said. Her cheeks still on fire.
"Well, yeah...but..."
Tenten leaned into Neji, and He responded. But Neji was a whole head taller than her, so he had to lean down while she lifted her head up.
"You can change destiny..." Tenten said, smiling up at him.
"...Aa..." Neji closed the gap between them, their lips touching softly.
Gradually, their kiss escalated...just a little bit. His lips moved against hers. Tenten had one of her hands tangled in his hair while his arms wrapped around her.
Soon, they came up for air, breathing heavily, their breath mixing together with the close distance.
"But Neji..."
"hmm?"
"If you ever paintball my ass again, I'll make sure theirs nothing left of your destiny to change."
Tenten tugged playfully on his ponytail and stuck her toungue out at him.
Neji smirked. "Only if you COULD."
Tenten scoweled and was about to say something smart when Neji's lips met hers again.
His tongue traced hers, asking for entrance like the gentleman he is when
"OH MY YOUTHFUL KAMI-SAMA!!"
Neji backed off of Tenten and stared at their sense who was standing there with his mouth hanging open.
"THE ONLY YOUTHFUL BLOSSOM OF OUR TEAM HAS BEEN VIOLATED! QUICK! TENTEN! RUN AWAY!!"
Gai-sensei was fidgeting frantically as he stared at his two student who, just a second ago, were making-out.
"What if I don't wanna?" Tenten retorted.
Gai sputtered incoherently before stopping and taking a BIG deep breath.
"Neji..." he began. "Do I need to have a youthful TALK with you regarding the youthful birds and the youthful bees?"
Now it was Neji's turn to sputter incoherently.
"NOO!!" he shouted.
"It's either that or I tell Hisashi-sama about your little kiss." He threatened. I guess he really wanted to give that speech.
"You wouldn't." Neji growled.
Gai sensei smiled evilly and Neji groaned.
"FINE." He said through gritted teeth.
So. Neji had to sit through a two day lecture about the birds and the bees...and was probably going to try to get the word 'youthful' banned from being said anywhere in Japan. Tenten snuck off from Neji while Gai-sensei was giving the lecture, but after he was done, Neji snuck into her bedroom window and they slept together. NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVS! Tenten and Neji cuddled and kissed and exchanged whispered 'I love you' s then fell asleep in each others arm because Neji is a man of tradition and doesn't want to do anything too soon.
Tenten put away the trip pants and piercings and re-gained her traditional Chinese outfit.
Lee ended up staying the night in the curry of life shop and Came back the next day wondering why everyone was talking about his teammates.
Then...Neji had to tell Hisashi about him courting Tenten.
"NAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!?" rang throughout the village. Tsunade spilled her sake.
Someone was going to pay.
OWARI!
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Hey everybody!! I am soooooooooo sorry that I was grounded and couldn't update because I am a douche. Just kill me. Flame me. (INNER SELF WHINES: Be gentle!!)
I hope you liked it!
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At my deviantart newbie-otaku. Just type in gothic tenten and you should get it!