xKittyRiku: Well. This is disappointing. (Tuts at the audience.)
Merlin: What? What is disappointing?
xKittyRiku: Both the lack of reviews and Lancelot.
Arthur: (Wiping mouth, sarcastic eyes.) And why do you think that is?
xKittyRiku: It's your fault. Oh, and the script writer says she is very sorry for the gross-ness, and she is banning those dares from now on. She is sorry she didn't upload earlier. She is sorry-
Uther: (Also wiping mouth.) We get the gist.
xKittyRiku: By the way… I love my reviewers…
Morgana: (Facepalm.)
xKittyRiku: (Glaring.) Anyway, today he we are, in the delightful courtyard of courtyardiness. Uther (coughs) generously let it to us and the camera crew.
Uther: Now now, Riku… That's not a way in which you should be speaking to your King-
xKittyRiku: Uther. Your dare is to speak like an American teenager. Y'know, like from the nineties? Crazy, Wacko, Like. That one's from Kitty O.
Uther: That's pre-
Arthur: (Sniggers.)
Uther: That's like, craaazy man!
xKittyRiku: Good King.
Uther: You're a wacko.
xKittyRiku: I don't think-
Arthur: Let him have his way.
Merlin: Since when were you all high and mighty? Oh wait… you have always been high and mighty… (Sniggers. Arthur jumps on top of Merlin and they become a cartoon-style cloud of dust as they play fight. Passersby stop for a second to look on at the scene, and then continue walking.)
Gwen: The dares some of you have written for a proper kiss with Arthur and Merlin with tongue, etc., seem a little… like the previous chapter. So if or when people review, please write yes or no to whether you want this kiss to occur in chapter 10.
xKittyRiku: Thankyou Gwennie.
Gwen: (Rolls eyes.)
xKittyRiku: Right. Uther.
Uther: Again? Crazy man. Aiight.
xKittyRiku: Ichigo'sDragon asks; If you had to chose between Arthur and your wife Igraine, who would you chose?
Uther: You can't ask me that.
xKittyRiku: (Coughs.)
Uther: That's a crazy question, well wacko innit. Man you's buggin the otha night dawg.
xKittyRiku: Uhm…
Uther: If I had to choose, man, I'd choose Igraine. Soz Arthur ma boi.
Arthur: (Get's up and walks away to the corner and sits down. If anyone's seen Ouran High School Host Club, he does a Tamaki.)
Uther: Er… (looks awkward.) Becoz man, if I choose Igraine, she gives birf to you, innit?
Arthur: …
Gwen: (Goes to put hand on Uther's shoulder, the recipient of the action jumps back away 20 feet.) I was just going to say, Uther, you should go to make it up to him. Go have a chat.
Uther: Nahh man, he'll come around innit. I iz King an' all.
Gwen: How can you just assume that? You think that just because you're King means that people like you? Honestly? No. They don't. Half this citadel hates you because you depise magic. Go over to Arthur, and apologize. You know you'd rather have him deep down. How dare you suggest you'd rather have your wife!
Uther: But-
Gwen: No. No. It's not right. Don't apologize to me. Apologize to your son.
Uther: Chill out, man…
Gwen: No! I will not-
Merlin: Gwen, come over here with me a minute?
xKittyRiku: So as Merlin takes an OoC Gwen away, Uther is left with the torment of confessing his true feelings… what will happen next? If I get more than two Lancelot dares, he'll guest star next chapter! Quick quick quick!