Inspired by Gossip Girl episode, "The Goodbye Gossip Girl"
"Who could it be?" Remus mused, patting James's back as he cried over his unconscious wife's figure.
"I don't know! Why can't our lives be like a Brady Bunch episode?" James asked, tears streaking down his unwashed face.
"Because Mike Brady died of AIDS." Remus said.
"Really, Remus. Why is life so awful." James asked, his back shaking.
"Well, Little J, life's tough, get a helmet." Harry walked in, his eyes alight with fury, "Why did you abort Jamie!" Harry shouted, slamming James against St. Mungos's wall.
James pushed Harry off of him, causing Harry to fall into the ground.
Harry heard his obnoxious ringtone and reached for his phone. Remus, James, Sirius, and Lily's handbag all had the same ring. Oh no, Harry thought.
It's not over 'til the fat lady sings, and I don't think Mrs. Weasley is quite ready to open her mouth. You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Ginny, you had to go meddling where you don't belong. Now I'm going to reveal secrets about well, everybody.
Remus Lupin: Is really a werewolf.
Sirius Black: Is an illegal animagus.
James Potter: See 'Sirius Black
Daniel Potter: Extortionist
Ron Weasley: See 'Daniel Potter'
Ginny Weasley: Murderer
Albus Dumbledore: See 'Ginny Weasley'
Severus Snape: In love with Lily Potter
Lord Voldemort: Half-Blood
Lucius Malfoy: Domestic Abuser
Gilderoy Lockhart: Fraud
Rita Skeeter: See 'Sirius Black'
Harry Potter: Isn't really Harry Potter
End it on a dramatic note
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