A/N: So, this is a totally for fun and generally nonsensical story. Please enjoy!

Disclaimer: We own pretty much nothing but the plot...

It was the 29th day of November, in the year 2010...(Part VII)

by Amy and Rebecca

As soon as Amy's precalculus book hit Hunter's head, mass chaos soon erupted throughout the room, as Amy and Rebecca lunged as one for the door, while GI Joe and Hunter let out a great battle cry.

"Allez, Allez, Allez!" Amy yelled to Rebecca and the Doctor, just as the Doctor yelled, "Allons-y!"

Rebecca stopped midstride with a slighly confused look on her face and said, "Amy, you know I don't speak foreignese, this is so confusing!"

"Oh, you know what I mean, let's get out of here!" Amy replied as they quickly ran down the length of the 200 hall and turned the corner only to run straight into Damon and Stefan Salvatore.

Stefan, concerned for the girls' safety and possibly their sanity, stopped the two frantic girls to ask them what was wrong while Damon looked on with a slightly bored look and most likely thinking why his brother was such a goody goody.

"There's this GI Joe doll-" Amy began.

"Action figure." Rebecca corrected her.

"-And it's working with Hunter and they're coming after us, we gotta get outta here!" Amy finished. "Come on, let's go to our lunch spot!" And she ran for the PPO office, the hallway (thankfully, but oddly) empty.

To ease the tension Rebecca turned to Damon and asked, "So Damon, are you in the same 'coh-ven' as the FCullens or what?"

Amy sighed, disparaged by Rebecca's horridly botched mispronounciation of coven. "It's coven." she corrected. "Like oven with a c."

"Again, Amy, I don't speak foreignese." Rebecca stated to Amy in a like-it-matters tone.

"But it's English!" Amy replied as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"Really? I thought it was Irish..." Rebecca said.

Amy sighed, exasperated. "Not only is that not a language," she said, "but they speak ENGLISH!"

"Ohh..." Rebecca murmured, "Really?"

"As interesting as this little exchange is, I feel it important to ask: did anyone else notice the lack of people in the halls and offices on the run out here?" the Doctor asked, interrupting Rebecca's epiphany.

Rebecca, Amy, Stefan, and the Doctor exchanged looks of horror and then everyone turned their gazes to Damon while Stefan, with a slightly pained look on his face, asked, "Damon, please tell me this is not your doing..."

"Oh, wouldn't you just love to assume it was me." Damon replied, annoyed at his brother's accusal (although secretly pleased as well). "People are missing! Quick! Blame the vampire!" he mocked, his voice in falsetto.

TO BE CONTINUED