Chapter 7: Penny VS Penny 2: Revenge of the Fallen
Before we cut to the camp, let's cut to another location first. Shall we?
Unknown Warehouse...
It was at about midnight at the warehouse, a lone security guard was patrolling the area. He checked that every crate is stored properly and that nobody tries to rob the place. "It sure is quiet around here. I could use a burger from MacDonald's or BK or-"
"KSH!"
"What was that?" He patrolled around for the next 10 minutes until he noticed that a crate had fallen off the shelf. "I guess the workmen didn't stack them up properly. Those lazy slackers!" He decided to put the crate back to where it fell off but when he started lifting it, "Damn it's heavy! I wonder what's inside the-GACK!" A hand somehow burst out of the crate grabbing his neck and crushing it hard until he fell...
...
...
...
...
...
Lifeless. Then, the hand tried to find it's way to open the crate until another hand burst out and finally, the crate was opened revealing a silhouetted figure. From there, the figure resembles a light-skinned black girl who has black hair which was made into ponytails. She was also wearing a tan shirt, black skirt, white socks and black Nike shoes. But there is a difference somehow. As she staggered out of the crate. You can see that she is severely bloody, beaten, torn up with a lot of cuts, bruises and wounds around her skin and clothes in which they are half torn and tattered. Only the shoes look okay. Just slightly worn out. As she staggered her way out of the warehouse, she shouted. "REVENGE!"
Okay it looks frightfully creepy so how hard can it be? Never mind, move to the next scene I suppose.
At the camp, all the campers started off their mornings with gym work, activities at the lake, sports and, "SHING! SHING! SHING!" For some reason, watermelons are being sliced fruit by fruit for Lazlo and co are spending their morning doing ninja training. They are slicing watermelons blindfolded as they used their weapons. Watching them are Allan and Amber and nearby, Clam is perfecting kung-fu moves and techniques. "So this is Suikawari Allan?"
"Yeah Lazlo. A traditional Japanese game which is also one of the ways of ninja training because it allows you to use your surroundings when facing a great obstacle instead of using your physical senses."
"Wow, I find it challenging."
"I faced countless challenges during my ninja training in Japan. Even when I first started high school."
Flashback...
Allan just started his first day at a public high school in Japan. Once he stepped foot in. Guys stared at him and girls shrieked at his blue hair. "Always on the popular list." He thought as he walked on when, "Hey freshman! Want a taste of welcoming?" He looked up to see 5 jocks smiling deceitfully at him. "Let's give him a warm welcome shall we?" The head jock told his friends in which they agreed to it. "So much for my first day." Allan thought when his mind acted up because the head jock threw his fist at him but then, "CRACK!", "AAAHHHHH!" He grabbed his fist without moving and broke it. The other jocks seeing this attacked but all they got are broken bones after a few moves executed by Allan. "Too easy." He said as they fled. Then he turned and saw many girls gathering around him one by one. "On second thought." He then sped off as a mob of female students rampaged through to him.
End Flashback...
"So try to bear with it. You can do this buddy!" Lazlo smiled as he sliced 3 more watermelons that Amber threw to him. The mongoose cousins did great with their weapons too. After 2 hours, "Okay, you can remove the blindfolds and next training will be updated by my gorgeous." The main stars removed their blindfolds as they decided to head back to their cabin to take a shower. Lazlo and Patsy stayed behind a bit to help Allan and Amber clean up the campground first and while picking up the sliced melons, Patsy had a chat with Amber. "I see how much you love Allan. Have you made your move on him besides kissing him first?"
"What move?" Knowing that she does not understand, Patsy whispered it to her. "No way...you did it literally?"
"On his 16th birthday. we've longed to lose it to each other and we've been doing it ever since then sometimes. It doesn't hurt much."
"I'm really not comfortable enough to make my move on him somehow..."
"It takes time. Just like my relationship. Well, wait and see." They then continued cleaning up. "I wonder what you'll do with the watermelons?" Patsy asked Amber. "We'll used them to make watermelon shakes. Cool and refreshing." Amber answered. "Sweet! I wanna sample some of it. Now if you excuse me, I gotta take a shower!"
Back at the cabin in the bathroom(which has a large bathtub with Jacuzzi mechanism, shower area, and other stuff I think you all know already), Lazlo is in the shower area naked as water sprayed him. "Oh it's so relaxing..." He then heard the door open and, "Ah! Who's there?"
"Silly, it's just me! Sorry if I interfered."
"Oh I'm ok..." He then had a sexual thought. "Wanna join me?"
"I can't say no to my love!" Soon, the door to the shower area opened and a naked Patsy was waiting. Lazlo's eyes ended up staring down at her sexy cleavage as she entered allowing the water to spray around her hot, sexy nude body. Seeing this triggered Lazlo's boner real hard. So hard that Patsy noticed it. "I see someone's getting hard." Lazlo squeaked but smiled. "You know what to do." he said as he took out a condom and placed it in his boner and Patsy allowed it to wriggle into her opening and she starting the thrusting and pounding.
"Mmmm...this is fun."
"Yeah! Do it harder and faster baby!" Smiling, she pinned Lazlo to the wall and humped harder as both lovers rubbed each other's bodies with...their bodies literally. Somehow, Lazlo could feel her boobs being pushed onto his manly chest so he grabbed them and massaged them. "Mmmm...that's right big boy. You know what to do." Lazlo gleefully massaged her sexy cleavage and then sucked and rubbed on them at the same time. After 15 minutes, he decided to grip her sexy ass and delivered one big smack!
"OH!"
"You like it?"
"No. I love it! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH!"
"AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH!" Oh don't tell me they reached their climax? Oh wait, they did.
"AAAHHHHH! LAZLO!"
"AAAHHHHH! PATSY!" So I guess they did because after that, they soaped each other's bodies rubbing them on each other some more and kissed and make out in the shower for the next 20 minutes. After that, they can be seen drying themselves as right now wrapped together in one towel with their bodies pressed on each other as they continued making out some more. "Lazlo can I have my turn?"
"Okay. But what you gonna do?" Dropping the towel and making Lazlo sit on the floor and at the same time removing his condom, Patsy used her feet to stroke his erected boner. "Oh this is marvellous! AH!"
"Enjoying it?"
"Yes I am Patsy! Oh! This is so gold!" Patsy smiled seductively as she made it more sensual by pouring oil on his feet as she used hers' which is described to be sexy small French pedicured feet and stroked some mor efor the next 20 minutes until, "OH SHIT! PATSY I'M GONNA CUM!" Okay he did and Patsy smiled as cum was sprayed on her feet and now, she's licking them up. "Mmmm...I love the taste of your cum! I want some more!"
"Okay! Let's take it to the next level!" With that, Lazlo and Patsy laid on each other in a 69 position with Patsy sucking his boner in her mouth and with Lazlo licking her sex with his tongue. They held on for the next 30 minutes until...
"AAAHHHHH! LAZLO! I'M GONNA CUM! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH!"
"OH SHIT PATSY I GOT A FEELING THAT I'M GONNA CUM TOO! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH!"
So that's exactly what happened and they had each other's juices in their mouth. "Your cum taste good Patsy!"
"So is yours Lazlo."
"Well, we've been here for a long time. Let's get some lunch."
"Sure." So they suited up and headed for the Mess Hall.
At the Mess Hall, Recon and Lee are helping the chefs cook pasta. All the campers are waiting for lunch as Lazlo and Patsy entered and sat with Penny and Mercedes who were waiting for them. "Constant temperature, check. Heat intensity, check. Boiling point, check. Cooking time, check. Preparation of ingredients, check..." Lee is ensuring full condition of the process as he expects good quality and quantity of lunch while Recon and the chefs worked on following his orders. 30 minutes later, an Italian lunch was served along with additions consisting of pizza, lasagne and the watermelon shakes the BRAWL gang came up with. "Mmmm...lasagne..." Peter drooled as he took some and scarfed them down greedily. Everybody got their lunch and started eating. Stewie can be seen swiping Swedish meatballs from a few nobodies for himself and Edward. Eddy still doesn't know how to eat pasta so he dumped his plate on Edd's head and had some pizza. However, Sarah seeing how he treats him punched his face sending him crashing onto Brian and they were knocked out. Ed then passed by selling newspapers shouting out some articles loudly. "Extra! Extra! Shawn Bradstein wins the 6th season of Total Drama! Extra! Extra! Park Manager Benson of the Park was fined 10000 bucks for racism against Barack Obama!(Just remember, the racism is referring to characters in the story not in real life. Ok?)Extra! Extra! TUFF HQ infiltrated, sabotaged and disrupted without warning!" That sentence stopped Penny for a moment. Then, "Hey! Gimme one of those hard copies!" She demanded to Ed. "Only 25 cents please." He replied as Penny took out a quarter and tossed it under his cap which he wears whenever he does his newspaper job only. As the main stars read the papers. "It says that yesterday night, somebody went in and wrecked da place stealing several high tech weapons and armour. One of da TUFF staff stated her description to be a human female covered in lots o blood, bruises, cuts and wounds and she wears torn and tattered clothes."
"That's all?"
"Yeah P. Such for a short article." they continued their lunch until they're done. "How bout' some pool hustling?"
"Sure Benz let's go before..." From one of the tables, Peter was smiling a sinister smile because after a few seconds, "NOW!" He, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland and Homer threw their food at Meg and her friends and a food fight took place. So far, the main stars left the Mess Hall and headed to the lounge.
At the lounge, they entered the poolroom to see..."Oy mate. Shoot if you will."
"Ha! Only 2 seconds and the pockets will be filled with circular spheres! Hit it!' Brandon hit the stopwatch as Willaim performed his one shot multi pocket performance in which all the balls ricochet each other into the pockets instantly when the cue ball hits them all square. "Omg, I've never seen you shoot like a man William! Did you learn how to shoot like this by Garrett Morris?" Penny asked him. "Of course, he taught me every trickshot in the old book. Catch you later." William stated. "C'mon Brandon! The gang's waiting for us! We got ice cream to thaw in our mouths!" The duo left the poolroom leaving it to the main stars. "Okay, we play for profit. Want a challenge "Nette?"
"Alright Benz! You and I! rack em up and let's game on!" Before they could, Penny's phone rang and when she answered it, a familiar voice but in a different tone can be heard. "Hello mongoose bitch! You remember me?"
"No I don't."
"Oh you should. YOU BEAT MY ASS IN THE FIRST SEASON IN CHAPTER 21 REMEMBER!"
"Oh shit! But I thought I got rid of you?"
"Yes you did but I got out and now, I'm gonna drop by tomorrow to not only beat your ass but you'll never live to see another day!"
"2 words. FUCK YOU!"
"Ooh I'm scared. Well, you fucking lustful slut. I would like to see you try when we meet tomorrow!"
"Slut? Who ya callin slut ya fuckin ho?"
"FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU BACK!"
Penny hanged up and then, "She's back." She told them. "Who?"
"Long story Benz. Laz, P, let's get to business shall we?" They nodded and left the lounge leaving Benz behind. "Now what?" She asked herself. Then Quagmire entered. "I challenge you sexy to a game of profit."
"Okay asshole. 250 bucks."
"Alright!"
Meanwhile, "So you wanna get started on your training?"
"Yeah Laz."
"At least I know someone who can train you super hard but first." He knocked on a cabin door and Allan answered it. "Hey man what's up?"
"Long story dude but is William around?"
"Yeah man. He's having his violin practice."
"Cool!" Penny pushed Allan aside and saw William serenading his violin and dancing around the cabin at the same time. "Dis guy iz not only manly but talented!" Penny's eyes went dreamy as he continued his practice until, "Oh look, we did catch each other now. What gives?"
"Penny needs some workout from you." Lazlo answered. Then he added to Penny. "You might need to know that his style is..."
(It cuts to the next scene)
"C'MON! I WANT THOSE ARMS UP ALL THE WAY! NO DROPPING! NO FALTERING! LIFT THOSE LOADS! NO PAIN, NO GAME! C'MON! 50 MORE TO GO!" Penny was struggling to lift more weights for they are extremely heavy like at about...never mind the weight s William shouted louder and ranted out his voice some more to Penny for his training is strenuous. "MOVE IT OR LOSE IT! YOU WANNA QUIT? GO AHEAD!"
"I nevah quit! Watch!" Penny began to lift a bit faster as each second ticks. "FASTER! SPEED IT UP! MORE! MORE! 10 MORE TO GO!" Penny benched pressed a bit more and all the way. "Finally." William exclaimed as she dropped the weight back to it's rack. "Do you always have ta shout?"
"Of course. That's how training goes. I even trained some people from high school once which was 4 years ago."
Flashback...
"IF YOU DON'T BOOST YOUR BODY TO THE MAX, YOU'RE WEAK! YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SHAME YOURSELVES RIGHT? MOVE THOSE MUSCES!" William was exhausting his voice to some people which consists of Tyler, Eva, Brick, Lightning, Jo and MacArthur as they kept lifting weights and are sweating heavily in a gym in school
End Flashback...
"Well I need a break now. I'll go check on Benz." So Penny let the cabin and headed to the lounge. When she arrived at the poolroom, she saw Mercedes beat Quagmire in a game. "Dat will be 300 dead presidents please."
"It's not alright!" Quagmire sniffed as he paid her.
"Dat's because yo a spineless stupid asshole, asshole." Quagmire sulked and left the room feeling down. "Damn Benz! You beat im good!"
"As good as watching dat Eddy get his ass pwned by country boy Rolf."
Cuts to the scene...
"I EBG OF YOU ROLF! I ONLY DID IT BY ACCIDENT!"
"NONSENSE ED BOY! TRYING TO STEAL MY CHICKENS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT! NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO TASTE ROLF'S FURY AND RAGE STARTING NOW!"
"AAAHHHHH! MOMMY!" Lots of beating took place as a result.
End Cutscene...
"So 'Nette, still training?"
"Naw Benz break time for now but for my next training, I need a sparin partner."
"Okay, I'll get Laz n P ta help out."
Outside, Lazlo, Patsy and Mercedes went to look for a sparing partner. Lazlo approached Johnny and Plank. "Have you seen Edward or Stewie?"
"Yeah, they left camp to assassinate a VIP."
Cuts to the scene...
"You in position kid?"
"Chill platypus boy. I only need one shot to kill him." Both of them are on top of a random building and Stewie has a Dragunov armed and on sight to target and assassinate...
...
...
...
Mayor Pothole McPucker.
End cutscene...
"Well thanks anyway Johnny."
"No problem. By the way, I gotta use the bathroom so please, hold onto Plank for while ok?"
"Uh, ok." Johnny headed off while Lazlo wondered. "Why is that asshole even friends with a piece of wood?" He then went to see Patsy and Mercedes. "Found someone yet?"
"I don't think so Lazlo. Many of the people we hate are too busy."
"I think not." They looked to see Lois return to camp. She was covered in garbage and smells really bad. "I wonder what happened to her?" Lazlo wndered.
"I don't know but it might have happened in chapter 5." guessed Patsy. then, they smiled at each other.
Lois was staggering her way when, "Damn! What happened to you Lois?" Mercedes asked her as she, Lazlo and Patsy gathered(but not after Lazlo returned Plank to Johnny). "Oh all I could remember is that I was locked in a dumpster outside the nightclub 2 chapters ago. Anything happened here lately?"
"Not much but we need you for a short while. You don't mind do you?"
"Well I hope it wouldn't take long."
"Oh it will." Patsy assured innocently. Then when Lois followed the trio, they exchanged wicked smiles.
Inside the cabin, Penny was suiting up when Lois came in and saw her. "Omg. Don't tell me..." She turned to see Lazlo, Patsy and Merceds lock the door behind her. "Nice job guys. Now the real training begins." Penny smirked as she got ready.
(Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story-like fight scene)
Just like in season 1, chapter 21, Penny is the Bowser fighter and Lois is the monster in fight mode.
Penny: "Entertainment time bitch!"
3 icon boxes appeared with the options. Flee, Items and Attack. She chose attack and it opened another 2 icon boxes with the options. Punch and Kick. She kicked the 'Kick' option and ran to Lois.
Penny: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Let's update this game with more blood!"
She then kicked Lois on her nose and the word. "Perfect!" appeared above her.
Lois: "You kicked my nose! I'll fuck you down!"
She then tried to kick her back but Penny moved only one step and she broke her left leg.
Lois: "OW! My frickin leg!"
Penny laughed as the icon boxes appeared again and she chose items. The items appeared and are listed.
Spicy Chicken Wings-Boosts SP
Fiery Chicken Wings-Boosts DEF & SP
Penny Triple Deckas-Restores-150 HP
Fred G. Sanford Dogs-Restores 300 HP
Squirt Sodas-Restores 50 HP
Chocolate Brownies-Restores 25 HP
Ghetto Fried Chicken-Restores 200 Energy
Iverson Club-Boosts Atk Pow & DEF
#23 Jordan Rib Sandwich-Boosts Atk Pow & SP
Smoothies-Restores 100 Energy
The player chose the Fiery Chicken Wings just like before and Smoothies in which after consuming them, fire was burned out of her mouth and then ice cooled out of her mouth increasing her defence and speed as these words appeared with an arrow pointing up and a 100+ Energy above her head.
Penny: "Alright!"
Lois: "That's useless. Watch me power up!"
She takes out a tiny piece of M&M's and ate it. But to her surprise, 3 -100 HP, SP and DP appeared above her head.
Lois: "What?"
Penny: "HA! HA! HA! That is 10 times more pathetic and stupider of you! Now it's my turn!"
Penny used the punch attack and boxed Lois real hard on her face.
Lois: "Okay, now I'm mad! Dodge this!"
She charged towards Penny with her fists and legs ready.
Lois: "Feel the might of my patent storm attack! AAAAAHHHHHHH!"
However, Penny moved one step aside again and Lois crashed her body onto the wall breaking herself and her nose.
Lois: "OW! My beautiful face!"
Penny: "Shut up you fuckin slut! Time to finish this!"
The icon boxes appeared again and this time, the fourth one listed as 'Special Moves' appeared and Penny selects it. It opened 3 more icon boxes labelled as:
1. Ultra Penny Energy Fist Punch
2. Ultra Penny Super Spin Kick
3. Ultra Penny Giga OP Bodyslam
Penny: "I am so gonna enjoy this!"
She chose the third option and jumped in the air powering up.
Penny: "You've dug ya own grave ya bitch! Ultra Penny Giga OP Bodyslam!"
She then spun into a ball except it's unleashing energy around it.
Lois: "Oh my..."
"BOOM!"
The energy ball slammed her down big time. As a result, Lois was utterly defeated and Penny's stats appeared like as if she levelled up which she did.
Stamina: 115
Speed: 110
Damage: 105
Defence: 105
Energy: 150
'Bling' 90
All the stats went up by 70%
Penny: "Hell Yeah!"
Audience:(Cheers and applauses)
(End Mario and Luigi-like Fight)
Lois was severely crushed and broken. "I...hate...you..."
"Too bad, so sad. Throw her fucked-up body out guys." They did as Lazlo opened the window and Patsy and Mercedes threw her out. "THUD!" She landed flat on her face. Then, Eddy passed by and seeing her, "Hey everybody! Kick Lois's fucked up body for only 25 cents! Unlimited kicking!" Soon, quarters were thrown to Eddy and kicking took place. Eddy laughed as he collected the money. "Boy, this scam is way better than Jimmy's stupid fluffy scam!"
Cuts to the scene..
Jimmy is trying to do his fluffy scam outside the Ed's cabin. Nobody was interested as they find him incredibly childish and immature. Only now, Raj and Clam are attending to him. "You're so stupid! No one will be interested from this kind of scam from a baby like you!" Raj teased. "YEAH! YOU BEHAVE LIKE A FUCKING IMMATURE ONE YEAR OLD BABY YOU MUTHAFUCKING CRYBABY!" Clam shouted as he and Raj laughed while Jimmy began to shed tears. "Look Clam! He's crying!"
"YEAH! GO CRY LIKE A BABY! CRY! CRY! CRY!"
"CRY! CRY! CRY!"
He did sob uncontrollably and he just ran into the cabin bawling even more. Raj and Clam laughed real hard. "Well that pussy sure is a dickhead. Right Clam?"
"Just like you asshole!"
"HEY!"
"Plus, you're a gay!"
"CLAM! Just shut up and let's get high."
"High? You said it muthafuckin gay!"
"CLAM!" He just laughed as Raj chased him back to their cabin
End cutscene...
While Eddy's scam is flourishing, "I gotta run some errands with someone. Catch ya guys later." Penny left the cabin while Lazlo suggested playing tennis in which Patsy and Mercedes agreed to do.
Outside a cabin, Penny knocked on the door thrice and then, Allan answered. "Hey, what brings you here?"
"Hey Al, I was just gonna-"
"You want to ask me for a new ninja weapon?"
"Whoa-how da hell ya know?"
"My mind tells me so. Telepathy. It's what I have in my head and it enables me to read people's minds and predict anything that will happen. I sometimes uses it. Well, get in." Immediately, Penny went in.
Inside, Allan began checking some weapons he had. "My mind tells me you're fighting a long-time adversary that her ass got beaten in season 1." Penny never thought he could understand her easily until he drew out a large sword. "Dat is one huge blade ya got!"
"This, is a tsurugi. Due to it's large and wide blade, only the strongest wields it. It's yours to use." Penny then traded her twin claw weapons over the tsurugi and the business is done.
Meanwhile, Quagmire was sulking as he drank some beer. "Losing sucks!" He complained s he drank some more. He then saw Penny leave the BRAWL Cabin. "Well, it's my lucky day..." He pleasured himself as he looked up to see Penny walk towards him and as she dropped by him. "I got a job for ya."
"Oh really? Is it a handjob or a footjob? Giggity! Giggity! Giggity! Heh! Heh! Alright!"
"No it's not ya fuckin asshole! I need ya to print out some ads."
"For what?"
"For a fight which is between me and dat fuckin TPF Penny."
"Wait, what? I thought you beat her ass good before?"
"Well dat horny slut wants a rematch dat's why."
"Oh, okay, I'll get to it." Pleased, Penny took out some money. "Here, 900 dead presidents ta do the job."
"ALRIGHT! Count on me!" Quagmire got off his chair and went to work. "Da only time he's serious is when it comes to printing works." Penny described as Lazlo and co showed up sweating and holding tennis equipment. "What's going 'Nette?"
"I just got a new toy and gave that perv a job to do for tomorrow's fight."
"I see what ya mean."
"So now what?"
"We're planning ta go out for dinner after we clean up."
"Okay then." So the gang rested for an hour and then changed into their set of clothes that Al Bundy ironed up. He got paid as a result and he's even allowed to go out with them. So the gang headed out to the mall and eat at Johnny Rocketsand had a good supply of burgers, hot dogs, sandwiches and fries along with other appetizers. After dinner, they went to have dessert at Baskin n Robbins where Amber's uncle and aunt work there. Finally, they returned back to camp at 11pm. "I wonder why the new author didn't describe the scenes for our night out?" Lazlo wondered. "Maybe it's because he wants to focus on the fight tomorrow. It's gonna be one big major turning point of this chapter." Patsy answered as the whole gang headed back to the cabin, got changed into their nightwear and went to bed. A big day awaits.
The next day...
It was the day that the fight between 2 Pennies is about to begin. Campers are all gathering at the arena which is the same ring where the fight took place before. Thanks to Quagmire, the news spread like wildfire and all were excited to see CG Penny beat the TPF Penny's ass once again. We move to Lazlo and co who are preparing snacks which consist of Lays, Ruffles, Pringles, Doritos, Donuts, Chips and many more snacks are being set on the table. Peter just showed up and seeing the large variety of snacks. "Mmmm! Tasty snacks!" He prepared to grab some when Penny swat his hand. "OW!"
"Back off fucka! Dose snacks ain't belong to ya! It belongs to da campers! Go get ya own!"
"Hmpf! Selfish bastard!" Peter mumbled as he walked off. Then Lazlo and co talked. "Look at the size of the crowd!" He exclaimed. "Yeah, I guess all were expecting a better fight than the old one." Patsy stated. Then, They saw Raj and Clam betting their money in the betting section where Brian was in charge. "Damn! More people area also betting than before!"
"And they're betting more than what they're betting." True, now at the betting section, Brian was settling the accounts. "Raj and Clam bet 150 bucks each..."
"Hey Brian, are you finished? Brian looked up to see Stewie waiting. "Oh sorry, okay, what's your bet?"
"I'm betting 250 buck for the hip-hop girl to win."
"Acceptable." Stewie gave the money to Brian and he walked off. Then, a nobody was next. "Excuse me, I'm betting 30 bucks for the fight."
"Oh sorry we don't accept 30 bucks."
"What? But the last fight, you said above 30 bucks is the betting amount."
"Yes that was before but now times have changed. The amount is now 50 and above. So if you don't have enough money, go spend it on some puny meal like McDonald's or BK. Now get lost!" The nobody was pissed. "Stupid swindling dog!" He threw a stone at his face and the white dog whistled out the pig, beaver and bear scouts armed with staffs. Nodding at the trio, they surrounded the nobody and beat his ass and took him away. Brian smiled as he wrote a paycheck for the trio each. After paying them, Lois was next. "Ah Lois, so what's your bet for the fight?"
"Oh it's simple Brian. I'm betting all of my money on the Proud Family Penny to win."
"WHAT!?"
"WHAT!?" The whole camp stopped what they're doing and stared at Lois. "You're...kidding us are you Lois?"
"Well, that mongoose bitch used me and tortured me! I intended to get back at her by seeing her body go down to the graves!" Lois shouted at Brian. From there, "Wow, so stupid." Mercedes stated rolling her eyes. "Yeah, we'll see 'bout that!" agreed Penny. Just then, Mercedes' phone rang, "Hey, 'Nette, I got a call. Gimme a minute." She went to a quiet place to answer.
Answering the call, "Hello? Mercedes speaking."
"Hey Mercedes, this is Roz Katswell."
"Roz?! What a surprise ya called so what is it?"
"We've been spending hours tracking a dangerous criminal who yesterday stole some equipment. Intel reports she's heading to a campsite on your location. ETA...
...
...
...
"Right now."
"Oh shit! Well, I'll be waiting for ya quintet to drop by!" Mercedes hung up and joined the others.
Outside, all were waiting, "There she is!" a nobody called out. She did appear but what they saw was horrifying.
The Proud Family Penny looks different than before. She appeared to be..."OMG! She is half human, half cybernetic!" Recon was analysing her body structure through his laptop as TPF Penny had steel cybernetic implants on her limbs and her face is half flesh, half cybernetic which is implied through her cybernetic telescopic eye. Right now, she shouted: "Alright ya mongoose slut! Where are ya so I can kill you in front of everyone!"
"Right here bitch!"
All turned to see Penny ready for action. She too is wearing body armour but her sexy figure is still being shown. She also has gauntlets on her hands and is armed and ready. "Well, well, well, the bitch has returned."
"That's right you fucking slut! I'm gonna put you outta misery!" The 2 Pennies entered the arena as Lazlo began to commentate the fight. "Ladies and gentlemen! The fight has returned once again between 2 Pennies. On my right, this girl got her ass beaten in season 1 and has returned to have a rematch, Penny Proud!" The crowd jeered and threw a lot of stuff and made rude, dirty and offensive remarks and comments on her. "YOU SUCK!" Eddy yelled. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" TPF Penny attacked back blocking some stuff. "And on my left, she's the best in everything and is back to beat her to hell, Penny Smiles!" Lazlo announced as the crowd roared and cheered with excitement as Mercedes asked Patsy. "I wonder how long will da fight last?"
"Might be very long but at lest I got it covered."
Cuts to the scene...
Peter is standing in front of 5 truckloads of KFC. "Mmmm...Kentucky Fried Chicken!" He took 25 buckets and ate all the meat. "Gee, I wonder how long the fight's gonna be? Oh well, more chicken for me!"
Audience:(laughs)
End Cutscene...
As the 2 fighters readied themselves, "Okay, I want a nice, clean and fair fight from you 2. Okay?" Lazlo reminded as he backed away and, "Start fighting!"
"DING!"
(Fight Scene)
TPF Penny charged to attack with a punch but CG Penny moved a step aside and she slammed onto the wall.
CG Penny: "HA! HA! HA! Slower than before dumb bitch!"
TPF Penny: "Oh really?"
She threw a knife unexpectedly at her but she quickly dodged it but, "POW!" got punched by TPF Penny. The crowd jeers.
Lois: "Yay!"
Patsy: "SHUT UP!"
While Mercedes was watching this, "Hey!"
"Roz! And you guys! You're on time!"
"Where is she?"
"Fighting my cousin."
"What?! But how?"
"Long story."
Back at the fight, TPF Penny used her cybernetic arms to reveal fold out blasters and opened fired.
Recon: "Activate the energy shields on both of your gauntlets!"
CG Penny got the message and used the shields to block her attacks. Then, TPF Penny drew twin blades from her arms and CG Penny drew her tsurugi.
TPF Penny: "I'm gonna cut you into pieces of dead meat and flesh!"
CG Penny: "Watch me hack you to hell!"
They started clashing as the audience cheered louder as the fight goes on. Both Pennies are equally matched as they delivered a lot of attacks but were able to evade them all.
Recon: "Based on their stats, their attack power, defence power, speed and stamina are almost equally matched."
Back to the fight.
CG Penny: "Enough playin games! I'll hack yo ass right here and right now!"
TPF Penny: "Come at me ya ho!"
So she charged towards TPF Penny and Recon saw trouble.
Recon: "Oh shit! It's a total TRAP!"
CG Penny: "What?"
Too late as TPF Penny made her move by emitting electrical power and she grabbed onto CG Penny's tsurugi and the electricity flowed through the weapon and onto her!
CG Penny: "AAAHHHHH!"
TPF Penny: "Now you die slut! the revenge of da fallen is at hand!"
She then grabbed CG Penny and punch, kick, pound, slam and crush her down badly for the next 15 minutes. The crowd still jeers. All but one.
Lois: "YES! Finish her! I'm betting everything for you to win! Yay! I can't wait to see her die!"
It now cuts to Lazlo and co.
Lazlo: "This isn't right!"
Quagmire: "Not alright! I agree!"
Patsy: "Penny! Hold on to yourself!"
Mercedes and the TUFF Quintet watch in horror as TPF Penny kicked her onto the wall and activated her arsenal.
TPF Penny: "Now you die fuckin ho!"
CG Penny watched as she readied herself. Then, a voice boomed out to her.
William: "YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET HER FINISH YOU? WHAT YOU GONNA DO? QUIT? BECAUSE IF YOU DO, EVERYTHING YOU'VE TRAINED FOR IS MEANINGLESS AND FUTILE! YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE UP EASILY AND WASTE EVERYHTING AWAY IN DEFEAT! SO FIGHT PENNY! FIGHT TO THE VERY END! C'MON! GET THOSE TOUGH BONES AND MUSCLES OF YOURS BACK INTO THE FIGHT! FIGHT! PENNY! FIGHT!"
CG Penny was lifted by his words and as TPF Penny is near her, she swung her legs to knock her down firing her arsenal in the sky. Then, Roz had an idea.
Roz: "Sis! You have it?"
Kitty: "Here!"
With that, Roz threw it into the ring and it hit TPF Penny's head and landed in front of CG Penny. It was a bottle of their Power Water and a note is attached to it. It says: "Drink it quickly!" CG Penny opened the bottle and drank it all up. Suddenly, her body was boosted and powered up!
Recon: "Amazing! Her stats had increased to the max level!"
TPF Penny: "No way! How come she's still kickin well?"
CG Penny: "Ya can ask yourself dat question later because da real fight begins now and ever!"
To add up to her boost, CG Penny took out 2 sandwiches and ghetto fried chicken and ate them powering up.
TPF Penny: "That's useless! I'll just wipe the floor clean!"
She charged to punch CG Penny but thanks to the boost, she grabbed her and threw her onto the wall. "SLAM!"
TPF Penny: "That hurts!"
CG Penny: "Shaddup and come at me!"
TPF Penny: "With pleasure!"
She charged to punch her as her arms swung rapidly to release lots of attack power. However CG Penny grabbed both her arms and she started swinging her around.
TPF Penny: "LET GO OF ME! WHOAAAAA! MOMMA!"
CG Penny: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN SLUT!"
She then slammed her down on the ground multiple times damaging her badly for the next 15 minutes. The crowd goes wild as the tables have been turned.
Crowd: "BEAT HER ASS! BEAT HER ASS! BEAT HER ASS!"
CG Penny: "So, ready to give up slut?"
TPF Penny: "No, I'll still kill you even if I'm gonna die!"
CG Penny: "Fine with me."
She then grabbed her body and delivered barrages of punches and kicks and after that, TPF Penny was severely broken and bloody.
TPF Penny: "OW! That hurts!"
CG Penny: "Now let's finish this!"
She jumped in the air and spun into a ball powering up. Then, it descended down on TPF Penny.
Stewie: "Is that her bodyslam attack?"
Patsy: "Yep but it's ten times bad ass that the last fight."
Then, CG Penny finished it.
CG Penny: "HA! HA! HA! Ultra Penny Giga OP Bodyslam!"
TPF Penny: "Oh, fuck-"
"BOOOOOM!"
A devastating explosion was triggered and all bore through the impact. By the time the smoke cleared, TPF Penny was lying on the ring defeat and with her gear...destroyed?"
Stewie: "What the bloody hell is this?"
Recon: "Wait a second...she faked her amputation of her limbs by fitting armour on her limbs to fake it! That also means her stats when wearing the armour are high and low when disabled!"
All gasped especially CG Penny who was red with anger.
CG Penny: "YOU CHEATIN FUCKIN SLUT! YOU FAKED EVERYTHING! I'M GONNA BREAK YOU INTO PIECES YA SCHEMIN CHEATER!"
She pounced on TPF Penny and beat her so hard the crowd goes wild until...
TPF Penny: "OKAY! OKAY! You win! You win! I surrender! I surrender!"
She doesn't care until TPF Penny was 10 times broken down than before and because of that, TUFF took action.
Kitty: "Proud Family Penny. You're under arrest for stealing classified TUFF equipment from our HQ!"
Her team cuffed her and she was taken away to be locked up in a special cell at TUFF. After that, Lazlo got back on the ring. "We have a winner once again for Penny dominated the other Penny to victory!" All cheered out loud as Penny suggested a celebration and all agreed but one. "This is not right! She cheated! She cheated! That stupid bitch is the real cheater and slut!" Lois protested stomping the ground with both feet. Then Brian revealed something to her. "Uh, Lois? You bet all your money for Penny Proud to win right? Well since she lost, everything you own is...
...
...
...
"No longer under your ownership." It cuts to Lois outside the cabin as many nobodies emerged taking her stuff away and keeping them for themselves. All Lois had left is her bra and panties until the South Park cast passed by ripping her underwear off and pushing her into a nearby mud puddle. All laughed as they dumped more mud on her making her feel miserable and she feels like a pig. "Yeah, that is my daddy calls me all the time." said Meg when Peter dumped a pail of shit on her head. "Like mother, like daughter, you're pigs! Heheheheheh!" Peter laughed as Meg snapped her fingers and Nina and Almondine backed her up. Each conjured a fireball. "Wait, how the hell did they-" They opened fired and they hit his balls burning them. "AAAHHHHH! MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING! AAAHHHHH!" He shrieked as he ran them down the gorund in pain to put out the fire making himself a laughing stock to the whole camp.
(End Fight Scene)
Later at Speedy Toni's Pizzeria in Petropolis, after the owner served them loads of pizza, chips, appetizers and sodas. Peter made an announcement. "Once again, Miss Penny Smiles, you've earned the same badge from last time again along with a pay check of $495671830 dollars." All cheered raising their soda. "Okay, let's end the announcement now and stuff our faces! Mmmm...Pizza..." Peter drooled as he ate a whole piece greedily. At a table, Lazlo and co were celebrating. "Gee, TPF Penny sure gave you a rough fight out there." Lazlo commented as he ate some pepperoni pizza. "Laz's got a point Benz. So, how ya doin?" Mercedes asked as she ate her slice. "Yeah, it was crazy but I got encouragement from someone."
"Who?"
"Well P, he's passin by." Soon enough, William was walking by and then, "Hey Will." Penny greeted. "Oh hey, excellent job out there. Your ass kickin is supreme in my eyes. Never sent hat one coming and it's one of the best fight scenes I've ever seen in my whole life."
"Aw...thanks Will. Hey, uh, can you drop by at our cabin tonight at 10pm?"
"Uh...sure?" While they're having their conversation, Lazlo decided to use the bathroom so he made his way there at the back right corner and once he's near the door, he took out a piece of gadgetry which is one of the stuff TPF Penny stole. "Good thing I took it before they noticed. It has the initials. USEC." He thought as he took out a 2-way communicator and a hooded figure appeared and Lazlo showed him the device. He nodded as Lazlo entered the bathroom and a flash can be heard.
Back there, the mongoose cousins are chatting among themselves when Lazlo showed up. "Where have you been my Lazlokins? We've been waiting for 5 minutes!"
"Sorry sweetie. Went to the bathroom."
"Well at least it's almost dessert time. Benz ordered something cold, sweet and large." Soon enough, Toni arrived carrying a large bowl full of ice cream. After paying him, the gang called the others and they together shared the dessert while Peter was playing with his with his friends. "Hey guys look at this." He took some ice cream, shaped them into large scoops and put them under his shirt. "Look here boys. See how cold, sweet and sexy they are when I feel them on my chest. Ooh! Aah!" He then squeezed and massaged the scoops making them laugh until they melted under his shirt and they laughed harder. Brian was very annoyed. "Will you stop your ice cream jokes or what?"
"Oh cheer up Brian. Have some ice cream." He stuffed 5 scoops in his mouth and he was even more pissed. "Dumb fuckers!" he cursed under his breath as he left them alone swallowing the ice cream Peter stuffed in his mouth.
That night at exactly 10pm where most of the campers retire to bed to rest, Penny was in her cabin putting on make-up and she's in her bathrobe. The door opened and William entered the fray. "So what do you want? Make it quick so that I can join my gang along with Lazlo and co and the eds for arcade frenzy in the lounge."
"Oh Will. It won't take long." Penny just finished putting on lipstick and turning to William. "I first want to thank you for everything. Tha rigorous training, your words of encouragement and for all the help you gave me."
"Oh it was worth it at least. You nearly got killed in action but at least you remembered what I taught you."
"Dat's true. And I want to thank you in a very special way." She then removed her bathrobe slowly as William's eyes just stared at her until his eyes widen up when her bathrobe dropped revealing her hot, sexy nude body. The audience whoos over it. Willaim's mouth then dropped as Penny catwalk towards him. Plus, his boner grew hard strong. "I see someone's gettin hard n strong!" She then pulled down his pants and under and took off his shirt. William was extremely speechless for he is naked and all he could do is stare at a female nude body as Penny made her first move by kissing him. He felt it as she got close to rub her nude body onto his' He was like, "Ah! Ah! Ah!"
"Yes, dat's what I wanna hear from you." Penny continued rubbing her body onto his as she beckoned him to tag along with her. So he did and he followed her until they are standing by her bed. "So...what now?"
"First, put this on." She gave William a condom and made him put it on his erection. Then, she made him lay on the bed and she wriggled her sex into the erection and she starts humping him. "Here's my exercise session for you my big strong man! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH!" She let out pleased moans and groans as she lay on William humping him some more. William however was very strong enough to hold on to the sexual session as his face turn beet red when Penny's big, round, sexy hot breasts bounced onto his face. His conscious is telling him: "Grab those big, round and sexy hot breasts and massage and squeeze em' man! Suck her big, sexy tits! Flick 'em! Lick 'em! You find her hot and sexy right? So, fuck her back!" William lost to it so he grabbed them and said. "I think now, I give you my exercise session!" He started massaging them first as both lovers succumb to their sexual session. "AAAHHHHH! William! You're so fucking manly!"
"Damn! I love your hot sexy nude body Penny!" William then thrust into her harder for the next 15 minutes as he even sucked her tits and as a result, "OH FUCK! I'M GONNA CUM! AAAHHHHH!" Penny shouted as she released her load followed by William who shot out a supply of white cream and also, Penny's breasts squirted out some milk onto William's mouth during the massage. "Mmmm...not bad I should say..." William had tasted her milk and Penny had tasted his white cream so they moved to the next stage. First, Penny put oil on William's erection after removing his condom and she started the footjob. "I like it." William told her as she kept going for the next 10 minutes until, "OH SHIT!" William exclaimed because his erection shot more white cream on her sexy feet and she licked them up. "I wanna have more of it"
"Okay, I'll give you that and in return..." Instantly, William grabbed Penny and they laid on each other in a 69 position. Then, Penny began to suck his manhood while William licked her sex with his tongue. They sucked and licked for the next 15 minutes until they shot out on each other with loads in their mouths. Both swallowed them up. "Damn! Yours taste so good!"
"I luv yours a lot!"
"Thanks! But I'm not done with you yet..." William then took action by pinning Penny on the bed and thrust his manhood into her sex after putting on the condom he used just now and he starts pounding her as he grabbed her sexy cleavage and toyed around them. "AH! AH! AH! OH FUCK! WILLIAM! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR ABS AND MANLINESS! MAKE DA MOST OF OUR NIGHT! AAAHHHHH!"
"With pleasure for I admire your looks and I like a woman who fights and beat people's asses like a man!" William replied as he continued the love-making session for the 20 minutes until...
"AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAHHHHH! WILLAIM! I'M GONNA-AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH! AAAHHHHH!" Yes indeed, both lovers released their load onto each other and Penny's breasts squirted out more milk right into William's mouth. They then collapsed onto each other. "Dat was GOLD!"
"A first timer I am and it's so enjoyable and I love it!" William replied as Penny kissed him all over his hot, manly nude body even on his dick covering him with red kissing marks. "'I love you William."
"I love you too Penny babe." The lovers then shared a kiss and as a tired William slept quietly, Penny grabbed the warm blankets and covered herself and William to sleep as the moon shines by night outside the camp.
Penny sure had a rough training and a challenging fight and she won and celebrates by relaxing with William in bed. So, what will happen tomorrow? Chapter 8 updating soon...