Chapter 7: Le De Show Off Prophet
Story Writer: Who would like to the disclaimer?
Waka: I'll do it! Twilight Okami doesn't own Okami.
Story Teller: Wow, there wasn't an argument!
Issun who appears out of nowhere.
Issun: HOLLY NIPPON! You did the disclaimer!
Waka: Ya!
Issun: Die!
Waka: -Gets a random bug spray he finds-
Issun: OMG BUG SPRAY!!! AHHHH!
Story Writer: You got that out on purpose did ya?
Waka: -Smiles evilly- Maybe…
Amaterasu returns back to her place and starts moving.
Issun: Hey, aren't you going to show me that move! There is a treasure chest on that little island!
Amaterasu: And risk my fur wet? No way!
Amaterasu leaves Kamiki and goes to this old ferry tunnel that lead to Agasta Forest.
Amaterasu: I'm going to draw Lily!
Issun: But then why didn't you draw Lily back at Kamiki!?
Amaterasu: I didn't feel like it. –Draws Lily and then jumps on a ledge and draws Cherry Bomb and enters-
Amaterasu reaches Agasta Forest, which it had a curse zone. Dun dun dun!
Issun: HOLLY NIPPON! This place has a curse zone!
Amaterasu: Wow, like I just realized that. It is abuse! –Starts walking and falls of a ledge- OMG!
Issun: You stupid wolf! You could have like killed me!
Amaterasu: What about me!? –Sees a tunnel- Hey, let's go through the tunnel!
Amaterasu goes through the tunnel and sees a wall blocking her, and starts head-butting it.
Issun: What in gods name are you doing?
Amaterasu: Head-butting the wall!
Issun: Why not draw Cherry Bomb?
Amaterasu: Oh right. –Draws a Cherry Bomb and goes through the tunnel and restores the tree and get the Devout Beads-
Issun: OMG you got a new weapon! HAPPINESS! Now attach it to your self!
Amaterasu: -Attaches her new weapon-
Issun: OMG! How did you do that!?
Amaterasu: I… I dunno.
Issun: Well you can do this anytime!
Amaterasu leaves the place and goes outside, and hears someone play a flute, and stops for no reason.
???: Hark the Heavens and Earth and Sea! They summon me to defeat evil! Waka, gods gift to man is here, bonjour!
Issun: What is that guy's problem?
Waka: OMG you know you wolf look familiar. In fact you have red symbols and a weird weapon too!
Issun: Hey, if you think you're so smart why- OMG, like how did he know that you have red symbols and weapon! He can see ya!
Amaterasu: I'm surprised…
Waka jumps down the tree and lands in the water, but sunk into the water and got soaked wet, and to water wasn't deep.
Waka: OMG like I totally wash this a month ago! And that wasn't supposed to happen!
Amaterasu: Um…
Waka: -stand on the water THIS time- Well that was weird… -draws his sword out of his flute which look like Luke's Light saber from Star Wars Episode VI-
Issun: HOLLY NIPPON! He drew a sword!
Waka: Oui! And I want to tell you something for no reason, that a random guy got the sacred sword out, and ran back to Kamiki and block the place with a bolder an-
Issun: Wait! How did he push a bolder!?
Waka: I dunno…
Amaterasu: Great help…
Issun: Maybe the script from the Game Makers can help! -Reading the script-
Waka: Where did you get that script!?
Issun: Like I don't know, it just magically appears.
Amaterasu: -Speaks but somehow Waka understands- OMG! HOW MANY STUPID SCRIPTS YOU HAVE WITH YOUR SELF!?!
Issun: Um, I'll be honest, 200, 567!
Amaterasu: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSIBLE!?!
Issun: I print them from a printer!
Amaterasu: PRINTERS WEREN'T INVENTED BACK THEN!!!
Issun: I know, but when you're never looking, it magically appears, and I print some!
Amaterasu: WELL WHEN I SEE THE PRINTER, I'LL BURN IT DOWN!!!
Issun: STOP SPEAKING IN CAPITALS ALL THE TIME!!!
Waka: Um, is anyone going to fight me or not? I have been waiting here for the last five minutes…
Amaterasu: Oh rig- OMG you understand me!
Waka: Um, yes…? But that is beside the point, we must fight!
Amaterasu: Ok…
Amaterasu fights Waka for the last twenty minutes, and defeats Waka, but the Story Writer isn't going to right the full battle for no reason…
Waka: Oh poopie. Well it has been a long time since I have tasted your power Amaterasu! That will be enough!
Issun: Too late you- wait, Ammy do you know this guy?
Amaterasu: No, I think…?
Waka: -sigh- It doesn't mater, but let me tell you something, I can see the future!
Issun: HOLLY NIPPON! You can!?
Waka: Yes I can, and I'll give you the hint! Um, what was it again?
Amaterasu: -Muttering- Idiot.
Waka: Oh that's right! I for see a log of thrills!
Amaterasu: Like what in gods name does that mean!?
Issun: Maybe the script can help! –Getting a random script out reading-
Amaterasu: OMG! WILL YOU STOP READING THOSE SCRIPTS!?! –Gets a random match and burns the script-
Issun: Oh poopie…
Waka: Amaterasu, you are like totally not what you use to be! You may have beaten Orochi long ago, but that doesn't matter a-
Amaterasu: Wait; weren't you supposed to tell me that Orochi is unleashed?
Waka: Um, oh right and Orochi is unleashed, from the random guy that I don't really know who he is!
Issun: HOLLY NIPPON! Orochi is unleashed!?!
Waka: That's right, now I must get going! Au reviour! –Jumps high in the trees, and leaves-
Issun: You know what; he's a show off and a freak slash weirdo!
Amaterasu: Hmmm, you know he looks familiar, but any way let's go!
Issun: Where!?
Amaterasu: I dunno, let's just look around…
Issun: Ok…
Story Writer: seventh chapter done!
Everyone: HAPPINESS!!!
Waka: You know, these chapters are getting short…
Story Writer: I know!
Amaterasu: Where is Issun anyway?
Issun: -Gets into the room- Hi everyone!
Amaterasu: Oh poopie, I thought you would go away…
Issun: Well I'm back!