Solar looked at me seriously. "Then start acting better. I'm not saying be a perfet guy but improve your fucking attitude!"
"Well stop acting like a damn god! You have skill in everything and can do anything whenever the hell you want!" Water started to boil around me. Solar laughed.
"Not really, just the things you're doing are things I trained myself in before I died, it's not some god-like skill, just skill. There are things I'm not good at." I breathed in and breathed out.
"You know what? I'm gonna go. Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck everything. I am done!" I flew away the rage written clearly on my face. Solar appeared in front of me.
"No you're not. We're gonna sit down and talk about this. Now I don't like you and you don't like me and besides the others we're all we've got." Solar said seriously before sighing. "I know I act like a god, even though I say I'm not... I just hate it! I hate being so good at everything." Solar said looking down.
"Well act like a dumbass sometime." I crossed my arms. Solar smiled.
"Tell ya what, I am a dumbass. I couldn't even tell Rose was a girl when I first saw her, didn't pick up the signs that Tia liked me, and I watchyou when you're fine on your own... most of the time. So in a sense I am a bit of a dumbass." Solar said laughing.
"...Yeah I'm still pissed off." I kept a straight face. Solar laughed.
"I don't blame ya. I was a bit of a dick back there." Solar said chuckling.
"You're a dick all the time. And what's with the damn chains all the driz?! What are you a slave driver?! This ain't the chain gang!" I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the mares and stallions were looking up at us. "This is what I was trying to avoid. A damn scene." Solar laughed and they vanished inside a small crimson bubble before snapping his fingers again and a small light went through everypony's eyes.
"There, we can talk in peace and nopony will remember anything that happened in the last thirty seconds."
"There you go being master of everything again." I rolled my eyes. Solar sighed.
"Look, you were worried about making a scene, so all I did was wipe a couple memories and make a space for a private conversation. Trust me it's harder then it- BLEGH-" Solar covered his mouth as blood came out of it.
"Oh geez it wasn't that hard." I waved my hand and his blood went back into his body. Solar laughed.
"Thanks, and yes it was. Y'see Discord left me a little parting gift before I sent him packing."
"And what might that be?" I raised my eyebrow. Solar laughed.
"The more I use Essemancy, the more damage my body takes. What you just witnessed was the rupture of my kidney." He said as his horn glowed and he began to heal himself.
"Glad I'm not you." I smirked. Solar rolled his eyes with a laugh.
"Yeah, one of the many drawbacks." He said with a sigh. "You know, the only reason I hit that target perfectly was because I was trained to handle all types of guns for the last five years." He said with a small snicker.
"Five years huh? Not much in my book." I rolled my eyes. "We can talk about this when we get home. Being in a bubble with another dude sucks. I'm not a homo." Solar laughed.
"I'm not either. But there is one thing I want to tell you."
"And what might that be?" I asked in 'grapefruits voice from annoying orange'. Solar laughed and sighed.
"I do plan to train you to be as strong if not stronger thn me... in case Discord's gift was more than making sure I don't overuse Essemancy." Solar said gravely.
"I get a trainer now? I thought I was supposed to stay out of the gym." I half closed my eyes. Solar laughed.
"I gave you clearance, Aqua's the one who still doesn't want you in there." Solar sighed. "Look, I honestly have no clue what's been done to me. For all I know I might drop dead in the next instant and it's end of story for me from there. So I think it's best I train you to be as strong as I am while I can." Solar said seriously.
"You do realize I've been trying to get stronger by myself right?" I got serious as well. "I mean I know my water techniques are not as great as I want them to be but what is the point in training? We killed Discord and we have the only other major threat under control in our house." I chuckled. "Speaking of which I think you're gonna get raped when we get back to the house." Solar shrugged.
"I knew that, but don't be so sure." Solar looked as if to be concentrating as a little blood slipped from his left eye before a small screen showed Discord inside a cage screaming, ranting, and basically throwing a tantrum. "I lied to Tia... I couldn't kill Discord." He said as he sighed. "He's locked up tight in my head."
"Well we all knew that! You're a terrible liar." I snickered like he would. "Now can we go home? I want to have the amusement of seeing you being dragged to your room." Solar smiled.
"Yeah." He said as the bubble touched ground and popped. "But there are a few techniques I thought about that could help a lot."
"Later. Rape now." I grinned evilly and bought some popcorn and a drink on the way home. Solar rolled his eyes.
"Come on, you really think they're gonna rape me?... Nevermind that sounded stupid the second it came out of my mouth." Solar said groaning.
"Uhh yeah I can sense the lust. Specially in Chrysalis. You're gonna have a fun time." I chuckled. Solar smiled and looked at the sky.
"Honestly I just hope I can make it out of the house by midnight tonight." He said looking at one of the clouds smiling.
"Yeah just teleport us to the house." I rolled my eyes. "You're acting like an anime character." Solar laughed.
"Yeah, right." His horn glowed as he teleported them in front of the house.
"Just watch this." I smirked and opened the door. Celestia,Chrysalis and Rose ran past me.
"It's been too long Solar!" Celly stopped in front of him. I chuckled evilly.
"Time to sit back and watch the show." I sat down in a chair and started eating my popcorn. Rose grabbed his arm.
"Solar we really need this." She said as Chrysalis nodded.
"Yes, yes we do." She said grabbing his other arm Solar laughed.
"Can I have five minutes to walk in the house please?" Celestia pouted.
"Fine but ONLY five minutes." I chuckled.
"You go Solar!" I filled my mouth with soda. Solar smiled as Rose and Chrysalis moaned getting off his arms as Solar laughed.
"Thank you, I just wanna take a bit to sit down." He said going and sitting in his recliner. I got up and whispered something to the girls. They all smiled evilly and nodded. Solar blinked.
"I saw that Jay, what did you do?"
"You'll find out as soon as your five minutes is up." I sat back down and saw Aqua coming downstairs. "Better sit back and relax Aqua. This is about to get interesting." I looked at the clock. Solar had one minute left. "Better start running Solar."
"You'll find out as soon as your five minutes is up." I sat back down and saw Aqua coming downstairs. "Better sit back and relax Aqua. This is about to get interesting." I looked at the clock. Solar has one minute left. "Better start running Solar." Celestia giggled and disabled his powers. "Whoopsie." I said in an evil voice as I locked every exit and literally threw away the key.I said in an evil voice as I locked every exit and literally threw away the key. Solar blinked.
"Oh you little motherfu-"
TIME'S UP!" Rose shouted trying to pounce on Solar only for him to dodge and bust through a window.
"HA!" He laughed as he began to fly away at speeds very few could follow. Celestia stood there smiling. Her horn glowed and the next thing Solar knew was that he was in his room but it was black. He was also chained down. I stepped in the room followed by the girls who were all wearing black lingerie with whips.
"I've been waiting for this moment for a long time." I smirked evilly. "Girls." they looked at me. "NO MERCY. I want his balls drained. Hoorah?" they saluted me.
"HOORAH!" I nodded.
"Good." I slowly walked out of the room awaiting Solar's response. Solar just stood there mouth agape. He had absolutely no idea to react to what the hell was happening. I chuckled before locking the door on my way out. Next thing Solar heard was the slam of a jail cell door. Solar tried breaking away but no avail. The girls were upon him now. "Mummy." he said in a high pitched voice before they used their magic to make him have three dicks. They then pounced on him.
*five gruesome hours later*
Celestia, Chrysalis and Rose came downstairs. "Mission accomplished."
"Good work soldiers. Though he is gonna kick my ass when he comes downstairs, it was all worth it." I heard all the exits lock again. "Oh shit." my smile instantly went away. Solar came down covered in a black and blood red aura as his mane and tail all waved around him menacingly as his eyes glowed red and he smiled sadistically at Jay.
"Tell me Jay,, do you want to experience a new version of hell that I just thought up?" He asked in a sickly sweet broken tone.
"Oh my. Please say it doesn't involve Aqua, Spitfire or Vinyl?" I did keep a straight face though. Celly and the others were now behind me in fear. Solar smiled.
"Let's just say that this a hell no man will ever want to experience." He said before teleporting me, him, Spitfire, Vinyl, and Aqua into Jay's room with Jay chained to a bed. Solar passed his horn over each of the girls as their eyes glazed over in lust and anticipation but were somehow still held in place. "I just put them into a state that makes it like they're in heat times thirty, in other words, they'll never stop unless I take off the magic." He said in a sickly happy tone.
"Well Solar if that's the case. Let me give you some facts. Chains plus water equals rust." I added water to the chains and they rusted up. "Rust plus me equals breaking out." I ripped the chains and stood up. "Me plus my girls equals happiness but my girls plus boiling water equals scalding." I walked in circles around him and pulled his tail HARD at the last second making him fall down. Aqua Spitfire and Vinyl now had fear in their eyes. I looked down at Solar, his tail in my hand. "So how do you want to play this game?" Solar smiled.
"That depends, are you done giving my girls ideas?"
"Maybe. Maybe not." I chuckled. "But I won't for a few months. Deal?" Solar smiled.
"Deal." He said shaking my hand as he went bacck to normal. "Just so you're aware, they were gonna fuck your brains out while you weren't able to cum."
"Yeeeaahh did you really think I was bluffing when I mentioned the boiling water inside them? I'm more cold hearted than you think Solar." Solar sighed.
"Yeah I did, I didn't really think you'd hurt them." Aqua came to my side.
I chuckled. "I was bluffing. But in all honesty I'd only hurt you if it was an accident. If i did it would probably out of sex cuz im big like that. For christ's sake Solar stop fucking sighing! Seriously you're a living anime character." I let go of his tail. Aqua and the others sighed in relief. Solar smiled.
"Sighing is normal, just cause I sigh, doesn't mean I'm an anime character, it's usually used as a sign of sadness or disapointment in oneself or another. It's not just for anime characters."
"Then you're depressed cuz you do it in every damn chapter." I smirked
Author: Hey! No breaking the fourth wall!
I flipped the author off before he made Aqua and the others in heat...times 60. Solar sighed as he held them back.
"I'll turn it off if I can get a good year of no ideas... and you at least give me a hint as to whose wedding it is cause it seems like everyone but me knows." he said smiling and giving a thumbs up at the co-author who smiled down at Solar. Celestia, Chrysalis and Rose bursted through the door and tackled Solar playfully.
Author: what did I say about breaking the fourth wall? It goes for you too Solar. Solar laughed as he looked at the author.
"You forget, Essemancers or in better words reality warpers, practically have a gold card on warping reality. Beside it's your ass that's still poing a hole in the fabric of space time." Solar said victoriously as he summoned a ccotton candy cloud that began to rain chicolate milk on the author as the co author began to laugh. The author chuckled and something large and brown dropped on Solar's head. The co-author and I rolled on the floor laughing. Solar fumed. "Of course you know, this means war he said using a cleaning spell on himself before the chocolate milk turned white thick and sticky as it hit the author and co author like a typhoon. The author smirked as he had an umbrella up.
"Solar I believe you have lost all your dignity." I looked at him
"Author's right Sol. I would've lost my dignity if that happened. I blushed slightly. Solar blinked and looked down.
"SO HELP ME GOD I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING-"
-due to the incredibly violent and foul mouthed comments made by Solar as a mare it has been considered non viewable by anyone... cause it's just that terrible-
"-WITH A GOD DAMN CHAINSAW IF YOU DON'T CHANGE ME BACK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!" Solar shouted breathing heavilly as everyones and the authors eyes widened as they all had pale faces and looked incredibly scared. I just stared at Sol before I laughed so hard I was in tears.
"OH HO HO that was fuckin hilarious!" I bumped hooves with Sol before the author changed her back to a boy. Aqua was so scared that she was crying silently. I came to her side and hugged her. Solar smiled up at the authors.
"Thank ya kindly." He said smiling as he looked at everypony laughing. "Sorry about that, kinda inherrited my mom's mouth." He said laughing again. I looked at Solar with a concerned face.
"She's heavily scarred." Which shut him up instantly. I picked up Aqua and went downstairs. Solar just hung his head.
"Damn it!" He said sadly as Rose came over.
"It was pretty gruesome in detail Sol." She said with a small shiver. Solar looked a little saddened and hugged her.
"Sorry, I just... snapped." He said crestfallen. Rose suddenly giggled. The author was laughing his ass off.
"The co author got a picture of it! And he put it on Facebook!" Next thing they heard was the author falling out of his chair laughing. Solar looked up at the authors.
"Wait! Golden can you tell me who's wedding it is!?" He asked as he shook his head no.
"Wish I could, but that would ruin the surprise." Solar shrugged.
"Oh well, I tried." He said laughing.
"Yeah you did try." the author smirked, next thing Sol knew he was a girl again and the authors were gone. I chuckled. Solar's eye twitched before he tried to use Essemancy to change back only to cough up more blood.
"FUCK!" She screamed in her now female voice which sounded hot. I sighed in annoyance.
"Discord better have a good reason for this." I pulled water out of the air and it circled around me and Sol. After a few seconds it started to glow white meaning it was purified. I motioned for Sol to open her mouth and she did the pure water then entered swiftly cleaning the blood and also causing Discord a little trouble. "You'll only be able to use essemancy for a few hours. Use it wisely." Solar smiled.
"Thank you jay." She said before changing into his male form again breathing a sigh of relief. "You know something... as sick and twisted as it sounds I think I know how we can walk around the town without fear of being kidnapped and raped." He said laughing.
"I'd say because this planet is 90% mare." I shrugged. Solar smiled wide as if I just figured something out.
"What's with the creeper smile?" I looked at him crazy. "Don't answer. I need to check up on Aqua. See how she's holdin up." Solar frowned.
"I am sorry about that, just snapped after everything that happened today." He said looking at the ground.
"He just turned you into a girl...Which was hilarious." I chuckled walking out of the room and downstairs. I sat down on the couch and thought about where Aqua went. I had laid her down only a few minutes ago. "Better go look for her." I pulled out water from the air. "Seeker." the water went down onto the ground and turned into a flat seeker mine. It would explode if threatened. It went off to search outside while I searched through the house calling her name. I couldn't find her throughout the house and the last place I didn't check was the spa. I stood in front of the door and sighed. "This is the last place I'd expect her to be." I opened the door and went in. It was pitch black so I turned the lights on to find two mares and a wolf staring at me seductively. The doors shut behind me and I whipped around to see Princess Luna. I didn't say anything. I slowly got into battle stance because after the events that happened today, I'm not in the mood for sex.
"Oh come now Jay would you really hurt us?" Luna giggled. I sent off many seeker mines and they stopped in front of all of them which shut Luna up.
"I'm not in the mood." I stood normally and walked out of the spa only for Luna to levitate me back inside. Solar bust through the door turning me into my wolf form somehow and grabbing me by the scruff of the neck.
"No, it's late, and we've been through enough today." He said firmly. I kept quiet as he let me down to the ground and I turned back to human. "Solar when is their mating season." I asked firmly.
"That would be this month and the two months after this one." Vinyl giggled. I looked from Vinyl to Solar and he nodded. "Including Shyra?" The four girls nodded smiling. "Shit." I looked at Solar. "Round up the men of the house. Go get Mat and Dakota. I'll see if Shyra hasn't gotten to Najmi yet." Sol nodded and teleported away I went up the stairs and down the hallway. I came to Najmi's door and knocked. Najmi came and opened the door.
"Sup Jay?" he looked up at me.
"We need to get out of the house and find a place to stay." I looked around in his room. "Where's Shyra?"
"She should be downstairs with all the other girls. She said something about a plan." My eyes widened.
"That's the last thing I wanted to hear." I pulled him out of the room and informed him after we grabbed our weapons. "Solar told me to give you this." I handed him a sword that had glowing red flames engraved in it.
"Dude that's badazz!" he gawked at his new sword. "Still can't believe that their mating season is three months."
"Dakota!" I saw him turn to look at me. "You'll be needing this if we want to get out of here with semen in us." I handed him an M4A1 assault rifle with ACOG scope and extended mags.
"Nice!" he grinned as I handed Mat the M60E4 light machine gun. Same attachments.
"Solar, you got your blade?" he nodded. Najmi and the rest had their weapons in hand. My scythe was on my back. "Alright can you cast a spell on us that makes our powers not be disabled?" Solar nodded and cast the spell. "Okay let's get the he'll out of here. Let me check the stairs." I crept like a ninja to the stairs and of course, the girls werestanding in front of the door. I went back to the boys. "Were gonna have to go out the windows. Keep silent and to the shadows. Stay frosty."
"Since when did you become leader of the army?" Dakota whispered.
"Ever since I found out that the girls literally want to suck our balls dry dumbass. We'll rendevoux at the entrance of Everfree. Go!" I turned and crept towards the nearest room and out the window. Solar and Najmi went out of Sol's room and Mat and Dakota went out of Najmi's. Unfortunately I went solo while the rest regrouped with each other. The girls took notice of our absence and went out to look for us.(mostly for sex). I felt an uneasy feeling in my stomach and went to the side of a building where an awning hid me. I saw Luna and Spitfire fly overhead and Vinyl and Aqua were on hoof/paw. I kept silent and didn't move until they were out of sight. I walked off in a different direction.
Solar and the rest were hiding from Celestia and Chrysalis who flew above while Rose and Shyra were on foot. As soon as they were gone, the group split into twos Solar with Dakota and Najmi with Mat.
I was still moving silently but the forest was in sight. I was nearly there and I made sure that the girls weren't there so it wasn't one of those shitty movie parts where they catch you right when you almost made it. I ducked into the bushes and waited. Najmi and Dakota were the first to make it there. I just don't know about Solar and Mat. I came out of the bushes and greeted them. I was certain that the other two were in trouble so I set off after them shoving Najmi and Dakota into the bushes behind me.
"Let us go!" Mat yelled at Celestia who only giggled. Mat had iron bars around him tied to Solar.
"Please?" Sol asked nicely and calmly though the fear for his balls was written all over his face. Rose came up.
"Nope." I narrowed my eyes at the girls. I waited for the right time to make my move. After a few minutes of watching them tease the helpless men, I couldn't watch it anymore. I pulled out water from the leaves and sent it straight into each of their pussies paralyzing them. Sol and Mat looked around for their attackers and a blur whizzed by the girls. As they watched, Sol and Mat were gone in a flash.
*at the entrance of Everfree*
Najmi and Dakora peeked out the bushes as Sol and Mat were dropped in front of the bushes. Solar's horn glowed and was ready to fire at their savior. I pulled off my mask and the glow around his horn disappeared. "Where did you get that outfit? It's badazz!" Najmi came out of the bushes.
"Never hurts to have a fashionista to make a ninja outfit for you." I smirked. "Alright we can't stay here long. Solar can you teleport all of us to the center of Canterlot? The last place the girls would expect us to be is the palace." Solar nodded and teleported us there. Everyone except me and Solar looked around. "Let's go. We need to be at the palace before midnight." I moved slowly with my guard up. Solar stayed by my side since we were the strongest. "I guess I should go for your offer." he looked at me confused. "Training." Sol smiled. "If I have to go through this nine months total a year, I should be ready." Sol snickered.
"Bout time you realized." I rolled my eyes and kept moving. "Wait...is that beeping I hear?" Solar turned around to see the girls flying towards us from a distance. "They're using a locator spell. Glorious." I stopped walking and ran to a dark alley.
"Find the nearest hiding place you can and stay there." I told the rest of them and they split up. The girls landed and looked around.
"The locator says they should be around here." Celestia looked into the alley where I was. I looked towards Solar's hiding place and sighed mentally I did the bravest thing none of the other boys would do, step out into the open with sex hungry mares. "Ahh Jay. What a pleasant surprise." She said seductively. I kept silent but put on the ninja mask.
"I must say he does look sexy in that outfit." Chrysalis came to Celestia's side. I placed seeker mines on the ground and they quickly went to the front of the girls.
"Oh come now you wouldn't hurt us even if you had to." Celestia smirked as she took a step forward. The mine sploded on her hoof causing her to recoil her hoof in pain. Solar looked away. The rest of the mares looked at me with surprise, shock, and fear in their eyes. I started to walk on to the palace my seeker mines following slowly. The boys came out of their hiding places and quickly followed me, looking at me with disbelief.
"I said I'd only hurt them if I had to. And I had to." I responded almost at a whisper. Solar just kept moving unable to look back.
"Fine, let's just move." He said taking the lead toward the castle. I sighed and walked along.
(At the palace)
We opened the doors to the castle as the guards let us through after we explained what's happening. "You guys go find rooms and lock up everything. Me and Solar will secure the place." they nodded and ran off. Solar and I made sure the palace was safe. Al we had to do now was check the throne room. "Hey Sol, what month is it?" he looked at me.
"January. Why?"
"What day?"
"The seventh." I sighed.
"Today's my birthday. Worst birthday ever." I opened the throne doors to find all seven of the girls sitting there butt ass naked in human form. Solar's eyes widened as he got a small nosebleed. I just stood there with a straight face. They all looked at me angrily. "Again. Worst birthday ever." Their angry expressions turned to one of surprise.
"Apparently they didn't know that." Solar was cleaning his bloody nose with a Kleenex. "And they probably wouldn't have done all this if they did know."
"They'd just give me sex for a birthday present." I started to walk away when Sol levitated me and sent me across the throne room. He laid me down on Spitfire's lap and snickered. I used my water to pull his tail and drag him across the room to Celestia's lap. "If I go down I always take someone with me." The throne doors closed and locked. I saw Celestia's eyes glowing. Vinyl laid down on top of me while Aqua stayed at my side.
"You're a dick you know that." Solar looked at me as he was covered in girls.
"Yeah I know." Solar laughed and changed to human form as Rose and Chrysalis went over.
"Well... We're fucked." He said with a laugh
"Literally. I think it was better when they didn't know it was my birthday today." I sighed and stared at the ceiling.
"And we have the best present for you." Celestia giggled.
"What might that be." I asked in monotone.
"You get to eat us out all night." the girls all laughed.
"You guys are so selfish." my eyebrows arched in irritation. They looked at me confused. "Have you ever thought that I didn't want to have sex today or tomorrow or the three months that I have to deal with?"
"But it's your birthda-"
"Don't give me that horseshit. I didn't even want you to know I HAD a birthday. You know, just because it's your mating season, doesn't mean you have to force the men to have sex. You have women you know."
"We're not lesbians." Shyra retorted.
"Well you must be sluts then." I looked at her and got up to my feet. Solar shut my mouth as everyone was now in an electrical cage.
"Jay, never, and I mean NEVER! use that word to describe a mare that you care for, a mare I care for, or even one that's your friend." Solar then looked at the girls. "And you sure as hell aren't helping by having so little self control!" He shouted at them all as he pinched the bridge of his nose leaving them all in their cages. I waved my hand at him meaning 'Fuck off' and walked away. Rose and Chrysalis looked somewhat ashamed while Solar snapped his fingers and let me out of my cage. I walked towards the throne doors. Solar let everyone else out of their cages. Vinyl started running towards me.
"We're so-" I had already set off stationary mines and had them s'plode making smoke rise. When the smoke was gone, I was gone. Solar blinked and looked back at the seven mares.
"All I'll say is this. I object to Aqua, Spitfire, and Vinyl. Luna is kinda on the fence, then the rest I'm okay... and the only reason I say this is because I have ran out on time I can use Essemancy without killin myself for the next 24 hours." Solar finished with a gulp. Celestia smirked. "Told you he's still in there." she giggled.
"Couldn't you just get purified water from Jay?" Chrysalis asked.
"I'll ask but he's probably too pissed off with those three." He looked at Aqua, Spitfire and Vinyl. Rose smiled.
"So you're not mad?" SHe asked as Solar sighed.
"No, I'm not mad. I'm a little dissapointed in you all, a little more in Jay, and honestly fear for my manhood right now." He said in a laidback tone. Aqua and Spitfire were unusually quiet. Rose giggled.
"Well a little disappointment isn't all bad." she yawned. "Well I do believe we should hit the hay. We have to be ready for tomorrow." she looked at Celestia who blushed.
"Yeah a friend is having a wedding." She smiled. "And I'm the bride." She giggled nervously.
"Well who's the lucky groom?" Solar smiled. I came back into the room.
"It's you dumbass." I grabbed my scythe from the floor and stood back as Solar was about to unleash all hell. Solar blinked.a couple times before he shut his eyes.
"Okay... I'm having trouble trying to find any kind of plausible reason besides the obvious two." He said in thought. I counted down.
"And we're live in three...two...one..."
"WHAT THE FUCK CELESTIA!" Solar yelled making the whole palace shake. Solar looked to be holding in a lot of anger but it was clear. Solar was absolutely livid. Celestia backed up slowly. Solar matched her steps closing in on her. Once she was backed up to the wall, Solar kept going until he was face to face with her. She closed her eyes to accept the punishment and felt his lips lock with hers. Once they broke the kiss. Solar snickered.
"Jay told me to act all angry." Celestia looked at me.
"You did WHAT?!" Solar and I started laughing.
"Best idea ever!" I held my stomach.
"DUDE!" her eyes widened looking back at Solar. "Did you seriously listen to that guy?!" Solar held his stomach as I fell over laughing.
"It was on a random day!" I rolled over.
"So he just fucking shows up!" Solar fell over.
"W-when did I ever tell you it was okay to listen to him? Fucking when?!" I was now in tears rolling.
"Ih it just cuts the laugh." I got up and held my arms up sideways. "FUCKIN RRRRE SERRIOUSLY?!" Solar banged on the floor laughing. The rest of the girls were just giggling. Celestia levitated me and Solar in front of her. We were still laughing but we started calming down.
"Oh god. Heh that's brilliant." Solar wiped a tear away. Solar smiled at her.
"Oh, and you'll like the ring I picked out." He said smiling. Celestia smiled brightly when he mentioned the ring.
"Yeah BEST MAN!" I pumped my fist into the air as I floated in Celestia's grasp. Solar smiled and kissed her.
"To be honest I planned on proposing later this week to all three you but you wanted to rush yours." Solar said laughing. Celestia blushed and wrapped her arms around him.
"Sure you did." I was just sitting there bored so I started doing flips. "Wheeeeee." I said in monotone. Solar laughed at me. Rose came up.
"So what do the rings look like?" She asked excited as Solar snickered.
"Wait till your wedding and find out." He said with another laugh.
"Heh. Typical Solar." Celestia giggled.
"We're sorry boys but now we have to punish you for tricking your princess like that." Celestia stared at Sol with a lustful gaze. I could feel Vinyl, Spitfire and Aqua staring at me. I laughed silently.
"I'm sorry but you really have to admire Spitfire." I spoke in a smoker's voice. "She's got a sweet aaaahss(ass)" Solar broke out laughing. Spitfire blushed. Solar stopped laughing and snickered.
"At least put me and Jay in seperate rooms or something." He said laughing more.
"Fine. Have fun girls." I sighed.
"Fear for your crotch Sol...At least I don't have to deal with two alicorns." Chrysalis giggled.
"Shyra still needs someone though."
"She can have Najmi." I half closed my eyes.
"He's sleeping." Chrysalis retorted. My eyes widened.
"Well...Shit." Vinyl started levitating me to a room. As my group left the room, I was crying anime waterfall tears. Sol snickered. My eyes opened and I had an evil grin. "You think you've won but your story has only begun. I summon four ferocious fiends from beyond the sun." Celestia, Chrysalis, Rose and Luna appeared at Solar's side with evil smiles. Solar blinked.
"You bastard." Was all he said.
A/N: I shall be starting a thing called "The Bro Show" Where you guys ask questions, and the main characters answer them. Yeah I know it's in other people's storys but I don't give a fuck so just PM me three questions.