A/N
Just a little shot it the dark
PCE

7
The Visit

He ghosted towards the sleepy little town that for some reason every minion he sent to to try and get a foothold in dissapeared, just totally vanished without a trace.
And he was getting tired of it.
Everyone failed him completey when it came to this town so it looked like he was going to have to take things into his own hands here.

As he entered the 100 mile circle around the town that his minions now refused to enter no matter how he threatened them, he found himself in a position he had'nt been in for over 150 years and HE WAS PISSED.

He could'nt move, he was surrounded by what seemed to be a perfect bubble of sunshine at 2 AM in the morning, he new it was impossible but it was sunshine, he knew that for sure when it burned him as he tried to mist his way through. It hurt like a bitch.

While he waited for whatever was going to happen next to happen, he finally understood why not one of the lackeys he sent here ever even got a word out to let him know what happened to them,after all he ran a modern show now. So when he pulled out his cell-phone to call IGOR to come and get him and got no signal he was confused.
It seems this little bubble was not only airtight but was also able to block his cell and his thoughts from getting out.

When he finally saw someone approach him he thought it was BUFFY at first, seeing as how it WAS a cheerleader.
But this girl was much to tall to be the SLAYER and she was smiling a big toothy smile as she just stood there looking at him (we all know the SLAYER would have had some wise assed remark).So he was a bit puzzled.

Then a Dark haired girl also dressed in a cheerleading outfit stepped out of the shadows and just sneered at him and said.
Look what we have here, another stupid asshole thinking he was gonna make a name for himself.

The tall blonde cheerleader giggled and he could NOT remember ever beeing so insulted by anyone.

Even the SCOOBY GANG knew better than to insult and giggle at him.

I AM VLAD DRACULE and no one insults me you little bitch.

Then the Latina laughed at him, a deep belly laugh and looking him right in the eye said.
It's the head pissant hahahaha we got the big honcho himself?hahahaha you are one stupid fucker coming to MY town, you did'nt get the message when your stupid nobodies did'nt come home to you?Of all the shit i've read about you over the years nothing ever said you were THIS much of an idiot Hahahaha.

He was turning red with rage. No one laughed at HIM, he was the MASTER OF THE NIGHT for christ sake, and this little fucking teenaged girl was standing here laughing at him.
He could not believe how mad he was right now,he lunged at her and burned himself, he tried to control her with his mind-nothing, he tried changing form and nothing happened.
He was starting to think he actually might be in a little trouble here when another even smaller girl came out of the darkness, and facing him getting right up to the bubble of light around him ...smiled.

Seeing the 2 cheerleaders show instant deference to this tiny little person he knew he was looking at the boss of this little show so he studied her for a second.

She was tiny, diminutive actually with big eyes the color of the coffee he so loved from the old world,dressed in a plaid skirt and wearing the ugliest sweater he had ever seen.
If he had learned anything over the centuries it was that looks could be decieving and he knew that was the case here.
This little tiny quite girl exuded power,more power than he could ever remember feeling before and he had faced GODS.
This girl looking at him, with her soft demeaner and big eyes... scared the dead shit out of him.

Hello,It seems you have decided to pay our little slice of heaven a visit, let me introduce myself..My name is Rachel. I know who you are -To what do I owe the pleasure of you making a personel visit to our sleepy little town?

He was anything but stupid and he KNEW he better answer this question the right way,there was'nt a doubt in his mind now that she could destroy him and that SHE was the reason none of his minions ever returned from this part of the world.

Vlad Dracule- a pleasure to meet you,I was just passing through and thought i'd pay a visit to the lord of this province that seems to be a final destination for so many of my friends.

So now you've seen our sleepy little village what do you think? she answered.

I think that maybe I should'nt have come here after all, and I think that just maybe I'll make it a point to tell my friends to not visit here anymore as this is a nice little place and it seems to be a place that does'nt need anymore company from me OR my friends.

She laughed quitely and said-Well said.

It seems we have an understanding then.
I was content just watching over this town but now I think I've just expanded my protection over the whole state, and if ever I see one of your "FRIENDS" in the state of OHIO I will take it as a personel insult to me from you.
You have one hour to get you're "FRIENDS"out of my territory, any that are still here after that hour are gone ..DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

You're letting me go? He just could'nt stop himself from asking, it was a stupid question but he could not seem to not ask.

Balance... She said as she looked at the bubbly blonde and said B send him home.

Yes Rachel she said, then she blinked and he found himself standing in his room in his castle in the old world, still surrounded by the bubble of sunshine. Rachel standing right in front him looking a bit out of place was putting it mildly.

She snapped her fingers and the light vanished and he instantly turned to mist and tried to flee from the girls presence ..he went nowhere, he was still frozen in place when she looked at him and he reformed without doing it himself, and then he knew.

I am yours to command he said,knowing that it was true.

She reached out a single finger and touched his arm and said.I KNOW you now.
I will know where you are forever, so you will leave me and mine alone you will never come near my part of the world, you will never again threatin anyone that has my friendship,you will leave NEW YORK alone as well..Do we have an understanding?

For the first time in his undead existance DRACULA knew total defeat, he knew this tiny little girl had just done what centuries of foes could not do.
She had brought Vlad Dracule to his knees.

Yes we have an understanding he said.

Good she replied. Now you have a swell day, then she vanished.

It's been a long time since i've had a proper vacation he thought to himself. I think I might just take a little nap..for 20 or 30 years.
Then he smiled a crooked little smile and said to the air around him.

Goodnight DIVA.

THE END?