50 ways to annoy Snape

by iwmango

None other than the title, ways to annoy the greasy haired git who has the temper of a gryff, brains of a rave, loyal like a huff, cunning like a slyth

7. talent

"You're untalented", I stated suddenly.

"No, I'm not!"

"What are you good at besides school things?", I asked skeptically.

He kept quiet.

"Remus was sweet, Sirius had a way with ladies, James, flew, heck, Peter could act like a rat, no competition!"

"ALICE!"