CHAPTER 6, DAFUQ AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

Here you go! one last chapter before I leave. 3

When Gohan returned to the guild, he was shocked to see that there were gigantic iron oars sticking out in all directions from the building. Natsu and his team were already standing outside, gaping at the structure as Gohan walked up to them.

"What the heck happened to the guild?" asked Gohan. Everyone was too fixated on their home to notice that Gohan had returned.

"It was Phantom." Said a quiet voice behind them as the team turned around, they saw Mira with tears in her eyes.

"Did you say Phantom?" repeated Natsu quietly as he engulfed his whole body in flames.

"They attacked the guild in the middle of the night when nobody was here." Replied Mira

"The WEAKLINGS!" shouted Erza, "Did they really think that attacking a guild with no-one to defend would be rewarding?"

"Come on, Fairy Tail has been set up in the basement for now, until we can fix the damage done to the guild." Said Mira as she led everyone towards the basement.

The basement was a cramped area with tables and chair's pushed to close together. Everyone had been talking about the guild and Phantom, they all wanted revenge and wanted to give Phantom lord a piece of their mind.

"Oi! Welcome ba *hiccup* back Gohan, Team Natsu. How were your jobs?" asked Makarov as he sat crisscrossed on a table. He was clearly intoxicated, causing everyone to sweat drop.

"Gramps, what the hell are you doing? This isn't the time to be drinking!" shouted Natsu

"He's right master, we need to do something about the situation." Stated Erza

"We will do nothing about the situation, a guild who can only manage sneak-attacks will be given nothing of our time of day!" said Makarov as he took another drink, "Oh, AND HOW DARE YOU GUYS GO ON AN S-CLASS QUEST WITHOUT PERMISSION?"

"What...?" asked Gohan aloud, as Natsu, Gray, Lucy, and Happy started to sweat.

"PUNISHMENT TIME!" yelled Makarov as he proceeded to softly hit each Natsu, Gray, and Happy on the head, and smacked Lucy's ass.

"Why did he hit my butt..." said Lucy as she blushed a color to match Erza's hair.

"Master, you're going to make me mad..." said Mira

"Master, I respect your decision on the matter, but what that Phantom guild to us is unforgivable and you know it." Said Gohan, as his tone got very serious.

"ENOUGH," yelled the master, "I have to go pee..." Makarov skipped all the way across the guild, tripping on his way.

"Why the hell is Master acting this way?" asked Gray

"This is just as hard on Master, you know." Said Mira, "But outright conflict between guilds are forbidden by the counsel, so Makarov can't do anything if he wanted too."

*sigh* "If that's how master feels, then there is nothing we can do." Said Erza

TIMESKIP...

"I don't get it Plue, why did Phantom attack us all of a sudden?" asked Lucy as she walked along the edge of the river and as man in a boat yelled a caution to her.

"Pluee, pluee." Replied the small white creature.

"You know, I was actually stuck between choosing which guild to join, but I'm glad I chose Fairy Tail." said Lucy as she walked up the steps to her apartment and slowly opened the door, hoping that she could hop into a nice hot shower in a bit.

"Welcome Home!"

"You have a nice home!"

"Yo"

"What's up?"

"Aye!"

Lucy screamed as she saw everyone was situated around her dining table.

"DON'T GANG UP ON ME!" shouted Lucy as she chunked her luggage at Natsu, hitting him dead in the face.

"Sorry Lucy, but Mira told us all to stick together since Phantom Lord might have gotten our addresses." Said Gohan as he laughed at Natsu, who was already in a bad mood since he saw the guild was destroyed.

"Eh?" shrieked Lucy

"I don't think it will happen, but they might attack us when we're alone." Said Gray

"And you're a pretty girl in her teens, I wouldn't be comfortable if it was only Natsu, Gray and Gohan sleeping here." Said Erza

"Them staying here was already decided?" replied Lucy

"JUST AS A PASS TIME." Said Natsu

"PUUN."

"Whoa Plue, that looks good! Lemme have some!" said Gohan as he and Plue ate Lucy's candy stash.

"I want some too!" said Natsu as he joined Gohan and Plue.

"I found some sexy underwear!" shouted Happy

"You... you have the bravery to wear this?" said Erza as she picked up the undergarment.

"I think you guys are making yourself a little to at home..." said Lucy

"Nonsense, we are nakama aren't we?" said Gray as he read a stack of papers.

"And what do you think you're reading so nonchalantly?!" said Lucy as she snatched it out of his hands.

"Hey! I want to know what happens next!"

"Forget it, I already told Levy that she could be my first reader."

"Anyways, since we are all going to sleep in the same room, we should shower. Especially you boys... You guys smell salty." Said Erza as she looked at Gohan, Natsu and Gray.

"No way." Said Natsu

"I'm sleepy..." mumbled Gray

"Sure Erza!" said Gohan as he ran towards the bathroom. He remembered the last time he didn't want to take a bath when his mom told him to...

"See? Gohan takes showers. Well, I guess there is no other way then. We can shower together like in the old days..." said Erza as she put her arms around the shoulders of Natsu and Gray, who were now sweating like crazy.

"WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP DID YOU GUYS HAVE?!" shouted Lucy.

TIMESKIP...

"So why did you think Phantom attacked us all of a sudden?" asked Lucy as she towel-dried her hair.

"I'm not sure, but Fairy Tail has always been on bad terms with them." Replied Erza.

"If gramps weren't such a scaredy cat, we could destroy those punks." Said Natsu with his face pressed up against the table.

"He isn't scared, he is one of the 10 great wizard saints you know?" said Gray

"10 great wizard saints?" asked Gohan

"What are they?" asked Lucy

"It's a title bestowed by the chairman of the wizard counsel to the greatest 10 wizards on the continent." Said Erza

"Wow!" said Gohan

"And the master of Phantom Lord, Jose, is also one of them." Said Happy

"The only thing those bastards got are numbers!" said Natsu, as he slammed his fist against a table.

"Careful!" said Lucy

"Is Phantom Lord strong?" asked Gohan

"Those guys are nothing." Said Natsu with a smirk.

"No... If we must fight, then mutual destruction is ensured." Replied Erza, "Our powers are about equal. Jose is said to be on par with Master Makarov. Then there are the Element 4, the guild's s-class wizards. Our biggest worry will be "Iron" Gajeel. I believe he is the one responsible for the attack on our guild."

"Gajeel is Phantom Lord's iron dragon slayer!" said Happy

"Dragon Slayer?" said Lucy in surprise, "So there are others like Natsu?"

"Tck" said the pissed off dragon slayer.

"So does that mean he eats iron?" asked Gohan as he imagined an Iron Dragon eating irons.

"Aye!"

TIMESKIP TO MAGNOLIA SOUTHGATE PARK...

"Please move out of the way, we are from Fairy Tail." Said Erza as the group made it through a crowd.

"No..." said Lucy as she softly cried. Erza and Gray looked up to see 3 bodies tied to the tree, but the only thing Natsu was red. It was Jet, Droy and Levy. They even had the audacity to paint their guild mark on Levy's stomach!

"How could they!" shouted Natsu, who was about to explode with anger.

"Phantom..." said Gohan as his hair started to stick upwards and sway.

"Master..." said Erza as Makarov walked up to the tree, wearing a white cape with the Wizard Saint mark on it.

"I can stand our guild being destroyed and forced to reside in a run down bar." Said Makarov, "But no parent will stand idle as the blood of their children is spilled!"

Makarov broke the cane he was holding on to and started to glow with a golden aura surrounding him.

"To War!"

At Phantom Lord...

"Haha, those Fairy butts got what they deserved!" said one of the guild members.

"I hear Gajeel went and did in three more of them!"

Gajeel smirked as he looked down at the guild from a beam on the ceiling, when all of a sudden a gigantic iron pole smashed through the roof and pierced the ground. Gajeel jumped down to investigate what it was.

"What the..." said the iron dragon slayer, "My iron..." The slayer was baffled to see that it was his own iron that smashed the guild. He looked up through the hole in the ceiling and saw a young boy with a tail just casually flying and holding on to another pole, when suddenly he threw the second one through the roof and it flew straight towards Gajeel. He quickly jumped out of the way and laughed.

"I see, so they're here. Gihee."

The doors to Phantom Lord busted open with a huge explosion, causing everyone to look at what's happening. They saw all of Fairy Tail standing in their doorway, and they looked pissed...

"FAIRY TAIL!" shouted Makarov as the all the members of Fairy Tail ambushed the guild, with Natsu leading the push. He used his Fire dragon's roar to quickly remove everyone in front of him.

"Give them everything you got!" shouted Gohan as he started attacking left and right. The whole guild was on a rampage, they wanted to take revenge on Team Shadow Gear, and so they were not going to go easy. Erza had re-equipped into her Black Wing army and started to take on over 30 of them at one time, Gray was freezing all of his opponents and Natsu was just going crazy. Makarov, on the other hand, had a different plan. He wanted to give Jose a piece of his mind up close and personal, so he went straight towards to his office. He turned into his titan form to get past the crowds of people, but shrunk down to normal when he made it to the staircase.

"Gihee..." laughed a man with long black hair, wore a black vest, and had iron indentions on his face.

"Gajeel..." said Natsu as he growled the name and looked at him with fire in his eyes.

"So Fairy Tail has final-," said the man before he was abruptly punched in the face by Gohan, causing him to fly across the guild.

"You, you're the one that hurt my friends..." said Gohan angrily as his hair started to stand up.

"ouch, who the hell are you kid?" said Gajeel as stood up. When his vision cleared, he recognized the monkey boy as the one the one that threw his iron bars into the guild, "Right, you're the one that threw my iron in here..."

"Correct, and that's not all I can do." Replied Gohan

"Gohan." Said Natsu as he kept his gaze on Gajeel, "Leave this metal bastard to me. You go help everyone else."

Gohan wasn't to sure about Natsu fighting Gajeel, but he went along with it cause he had a fire in his eye that yelled revenge, "Alright... but make sure to kick his butt for me." Said Gohan as he and Natsu shared a nod.

Gohan went back to destroying all of the members of Phantom and began trying to help his friends with their enemy. He kept looking back at Natsu and Gajeel's fight, which were getting more destructive as time went on. They were trading punches with each other like no one else and actually caught the attention of a few other people as well.

"Iron fist of the fire dragon!"

"Iron fist of the Iron dragon!"

The two were pretty much canceling out each other's blows and as they fought, Makarov had found Jose's office and blew up his door before making a dramatic entrance.

"Jose, this has gone on far enough." Said the Master

"Hello Makarov, long time no see..." replied Jose

"What kind of reward do you expect to get by attacking our guild?" asked the angered Makarov.

"To be number one once again..." said Jose, "Ever since you added in Salamander and Titania, even the ice mage, your guild had caught the attention of everyone in Fiore."

"Is that really your reason to start this conflict? Over a silly title issue?" said Makarov as he prepared to hurt Jose.

"Oh, and we also had a request to capture that girl Lucy Heartfillia. We were lucky that she was alone when we did... I think it's finally time that you stop getting in my way "

"It's so sad!" said a man with cloth around his eyes as he released a spell on Makarov, who was shocked that he had not sensed him coming up from behind him. He suddenly felt very weak until he turned an ugly shade of green and fell over.

"Hehe, I would have though you would put up a fight..." said Jose when suddenly one of the Phantom Lord's guild member was thrown through the wall and crashed into the one behind Jose, causing a large hole to form right next to the door Makarov busted open.

"Philip?" said Jose as he looked back at his fallen guild member.

"Wow, sorry about that. I didn't mean to throw you tha-" said Gohan as he stepped in through the hole. He stopped mid sentence when he noticed that the master was on the ground sick. He ran over to him immediately and started to try and get him to talk.

"Master... Master!" shouted Gohan. He looked up and saw that Jose and that mysterious guy had disappeared, "Damn it!"

The guild was still fighting Phantom when Gohan walked out carrying the master in his arms. Fairy Tail had begun to get out numbered and was beginning to get exhausted.

"Master's down! That bastard did something to him to make him sick!" shouted Gohan as everyone looked towards him. They instantly stopped they were doing and ran to him.

"Master!" shouted Erza

"Jii-chan!" cried Natsu as he lifted the master's head.

"L...Lucy..." were the only word Makarov could say before he passed out.

Natsu's expression darkened when he said her name. Instantly knowing that something was wrong, he ran out of the building, calling Happy to follow him. He also grabbed a member of Phantom and dragged him out as well.

"Come on Gohan, we have to take him to a Porlyurisca, she's the only one that can help now." Said Levy.

TIME SKIPEROO...

Back at the guild, Gohan and the guild sat in silence around the basement. Natsu had just brought back Lucy and learned that the Master had been taken to Porlyurisca, and is in critical condition. Gohan was literally steaming with angry when they told him to retreat, but was forced to pull back because he was the only one that could fly Makarov to get treated.

"We should go back there and beat them up..." said Gohan, who was pouting.

"It's no use, everyone is injured and exhausted." Said Erza, who was also extremely tired.

"But we can't just let them do that to jii-chan and walk it off!" shouted Natsu.

"I'm sorry everyone..." said Lucy softly as she looked at the ground. Everyone looked at her with worried eyes, "It's because of me that they attacked you. I guess my dad has found out where I was and requested Phantom to bring me back, so I'm sorry."

"Lucy... Don't say that." Said Natsu as he placed a hand on her shoulder, "We don't blame you for any of this."

"That's right, if there is someone to blame then we will blame Phantom Lord." Said Gohan.

"Aye!"

"Lucy, we will always be by your side. Don't even think that we will blame you for anything!" said Erza

"Man!" shouted Elfman as the whole guild cheered, causing them to momentarily forget about their situation. Lucy looked up at her nakama and smiled, while wiping away her tears.

The guild went back to moping soon afterwards though, everyone wanted to fight again but they were just too injured to go back out. So desperate times call for desperate measures...

"Laxus!" said Mira as she talked to a magic lacrima, "Master has been injured, as well as the whole guild. We can't find Mystogan and we need your help!"

"Serve's that shitty old geezer!" replied Laxus as he manically laughed. That sentence caught Gohan's attention and forced him to walk over to where Mira was.

"Please come back, it's an emergency!" cried Mira

"It doesn't concern me."

"You little shit! Lucy is being targeted and you don't even care about her? Our comrade?" shouted Cana as she ran over to the lacrima.

"That big-boobed newbie?" laughed Laxus, "Tell her I'll help if she becomes my woman... and tell that old geezer to hurry up and retire so I can become the next master!"

"How the hell are you even a member of Fairy Tail?" said Gohan, who was watching angrily.

"Huh? And who the hell are you?" asked Laxus as he watched Gohan walk up closer to the screen.

"Gohan... Don't." said Mira sadly.

"You don't care about your grandpa, you don't care about your comrades. All you want is power... you're just as bad as Frieza." Gohan said as memories of that monster started to flood his mind, memories of Frieza hurting his dad and his friends.

"Who the hell is Freezer?" replied Laxus. Mira and Cana had backed away from Gohan because he had started to glow and wind had picked up around him. The wooden boards of the guild were breaking off and tiny pebbles had started to fly around him.

"You don't deserve to be in this guild..."

"What are you gonna do about it huh kid?" said Laxus when suddenly, Gohan had disappeared from the screen. Mira and Cana looked on in shock because they had not even seen Gohan take another step, but they knew where he went.

"Where the hell did h-" Laxus was cut off when he was abruptly punched hard in the stomach. Mira and Cana were so confused, how did Gohan get to Laxus in only mere seconds?

"GOHAN!" shouted Cana as she watched Laxus hunch over and cough out blood.

"Why you little..." said Laxus as he struggled to stand up. When he found his balance, he charged at Gohan with a fist full of lightning.

"Iron fist of the-"

"I can't believe master accepted weaklings like you into the guild..." said Gohan as he flew under Laxus's attack and uppercut him hard in the jaw, causing him to fall on the floor unconscious. Seconds later, Gohan appeared back at the guild and walked back to his table where his friends were already sitting at, acting as if nothing happened.

"How did..."

"He just beat Laxus, and traveled over half of Fiore..."

"In mere seconds..."

Cana and Mira looked at Laxus's unconscious body from the lacrima, they were speechless. They couldn't believe how powerful that boy was. Cana just laughed and took another swig of her beer.

"That's one powerful kid!" said Cana, "On the second thought, we should have just let him take care of Phantom Lord!" Cana walked back towards her usual seat, looking a bit happier. But Mira just stared at Laxus's body.

"Thank you Gohan, Laxus needed it..." whispered the white haired mage.

Don't worry, be Happy!

AVOCADO