Yeah, if you hadn't noticed, I changed the song to "Sexy and I Know It."
"Are you serious?" Tobias asked Peter, trying to look calm and cool, but with a hint of fear in his eyes.
Peter nodded and smiled evilly.
Tobias started looking panicky, but then got an idea and whispered in my ear to go get a blanket.
When I brought him the one from Zeke's bed that had pink unicorns all over it, Tobias put it over his lap. Then, without standing up, took his shorts off, and everything was covered.
Then, he looked at me and said "Tris, truth or dare?"
"Dare," I said.
He whispered something in my ear and I nodded. Then I asked him "Truth or dare?"
"Dare," he said. "I dare you to put your underwear back on," I said giggling.
Peter glared at him.
"Gee, Peter," I said. "It's like you wanted to see my boyfriend naked."
Everyone laughed and his face turned red. "I did not!"
Then Tobias turned to him. "Then truth or dare?"
"Dare," Peter said, eyeing him suspiciously.
Tobias laughs and says "I dare you to kiss the girl in this room that you like the most."
Peter gets up, and starts walking towards me. Is it me? And then he glares at me, turns a little, and plants a kiss on Lynn's lips. He pulls away quickly, and Lynn's face turns different shades of pink. Marlene giggles, but it turns into a squeak at Lynn and Peter's glare.
"Uriah, truth or dare?" Peter says, trying to change the subject.
"Dare of course!" he says confidently.
"Hmmmmm... I dare you to... run down the halls singing 'I Believe I Can Fly' at the top of your lungs," he says, smiling.
Uriah laughs a little, and ties a towel around his neck like a cape for added effect. Then he runs out the door, and we hear a slightly off pitch version of the song.
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
LIKE A BIRDY IN THE SKY
And then we didn't hear anymore because he ran too far.
When Uriah got back, he was grinning. And then he notices that Zeke's passed out on the couch.
He grins a little more, grabs a bucket, fills it with ice water, and dumps it on his brother.
Zeke wakes up in a jump, and then punches Uriah in the shoulder, and we all start laughing.
"Zeke, truth or dare?" Uriah asks.
"Dare of course!"
Uriah grins. "I dare you to go out into the hall, and make up a dramatic breakup scene to the first person you see, then run around the hallway singing "We Are Never Getting Back Together," and then run back."
I crack up as Zeke walks out into the hall - in his underwear, and sees Eric of all people. Zeke looks a little nervous and his face turns a little red as he says "Eric, I heard you've been cheating on me."
Eric gets a weird look on his face. "Zeke, I..."
"No, no," he says, putting his finger on Eric's lips. Christina and Shauna giggle.
"It's not going to work anymore. And to think I thought you loved me! But this relationship is over!"
Then Zeke breaks out in a run, leaving Eric standing there with the weirdest expression on his face.
Then we hear
I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying, "This is it, I've had enough," 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you said you needed space. (What?)
Then you come around again and say
"Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me."
Remember how that lasted for a day?
I say, "I hate you," we break up, you call me, "I love you."
Ooh, we called it off again last night
But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together,
We are never ever ever getting back together,
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Like, ever...
I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
And me falling for it screaming that I'm right
And you would hide away and find your peace of mind
With some indie record that's much cooler than mine
Ooh, you called me up again tonight
But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never, ever, ever getting back together
We are never, ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Oh oh oh
I used to think that we were forever ever
And I used to say, "Never say never..."
Uggg... so he calls me up and he's like, "I still love you,"
And I'm like... "I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know, like,
We are never getting back together. Like, ever"
No!
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
We, ooh, getting back together, ohhh,
We, ooh, getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together.
Zeke was apparently trying to sound like Taylor Swift because his voice sounded a lot higher. He quickly ran back in laughing his ass off.
"Ok, Christina, truth or dare?"
"Dare," she says.
"Ok. I dare you to sit on Peter's lap for the rest of the game."
Christina looks at her underwear and then at Peter. "Shit."
She then gets up, gives Peter a fake smile, and gets comfy. Peter and Will exchange glares.
"Tris, truth or dare?" she asks.
"Dare," I say.
Christina grins and I start to get nervous. "I dare you to make out with Peter for a minute."