Disclaimer: I do not own Gravity Falls.
TASOO: Uggghhhhh... I cant believe HCT would do this...
HCT: Do what?
TASOO: Post all those odd comments on my review list as guests! Wet poop... seriously...
HCT: Its supposed to be a pun.
TASOO: And on top of that, your posting so many reviews on people's stories, saying to read my stories! You cant force people to read this, you have to let the reviews come to you, and earn your hard work!
HCT: Who cares? This is fun! ( practically blows up fanfiction putting so many reviews on everyone's page.
Heather POV:
I ran over, Mcjuggetnugget in arms, for he decided running was such a chore. When I came to a stop in front of the mystery shack, I realized that Ivy, Mabel, Serena and Dipper were all in a circle, as if talking about something.
" So, Grunkle Ford's bunker is down bellow, we just gotta be quiet. Grunkle Stan is watching Baby Fights." Dipper explained, but Ivy gave a sharp huff in disagreement.
" NO! I need to make a dramatic entrance!" Before anyone could stop her, Ivy charged to the door like a bull with a red cape.
" Ivy, wait!" Serena yelled, as the door burst open, Stan coming out and crossing his arms, clearly in an angry mood.
" You wrecked my house once, you wrecked my door once, and you interrupted my programs twice! NOW IS THE LAST STRAW!" Stan seemed to start to attack Ivy, but before he could lay a finger, Serena appeared in thin air, front of him and gave him a good slap on the face.
" SHUT UP OLD MAN!" Serena yelled at the top of her lungs. We all gasped as loud as we could.
" Serena, LANGUAGE." Mcjuggetnugget scolded, Serena rolling her eyes in return. She turned to Stan, grabbing his shirt with her fist and bringing him down to her height.
" If you EVER try to hurt Ivy again, you will regret it..." Her words seemed to morph into something more deep and evil.
" FORD! Your experiment is INSANE!" Stan yelled at the top of his lungs.
" SERENA! COME DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!" Ford seemed to be an impatient guy, and the irritation of Serena misbehaving seemed to tick him off. Serena stomped off toward the vending machine, making me and Ivy seem to giggle. We knew what was down there, and we were very excited. After all, we were meeting Ford for goodness sake! THE FORD, the one who knows all, and makes really good pot stickers.
" Serena, how many times do I have to tell you to stop misbehaving?! I am trying hard to get Mcjuggetnugget back from the mortal dimension using this here portal." Ford pointed to the small portal that seemed to glow a bright yellow with indigo swirls, electricity sizzling from it. The portal was circular, metallic titanium holding it in its place.
" But Ford! We already-" Mabel was cut off when Ford interrupted.
" I cant possibly imagine what Mcjuggetnugget must be going through right now, the powerless, the pain, the MISERY!" Ford remarked dramatically, holding up his hands in the air to add effect.
" I believe your plans have corrupted, Ford." Mcjuggetnugget spoke up as soon as Ford turned. I could have sworn I saw Ford's eyes begin to water, but it quickly vanished as soon as it came. Did I imagine it?
" Mcjuggetnugget! Your back! But...how?" Ford asked, looking at him, haunt in his eyes as if Mcjuggetnugget was a ghost. Mcjuggetnugget seemed to grin at this.
" I found her, Ford. It took a little work, a little error, and a lot of endurance, but I found the guardian of light, the one we have been looking for for millions of years. Yes, it appears that the time has met its peak, and greatness will finally have a meaning. And it was all because of me!" Mcjuggetnugget commented proudly, as I whispered in Ivy's ear.
" Wasn't it him that took a snooze in a pet store, and us that adopted him? Not to mention we saw the crack of a fat man and I cracked my knuckles just to get here!" I asked, Ivy just shrugged, but then brightened, her eyes sparkling with excitement.
" This is getting old, lets spice things up a bit doing it the Ivy way!" Ivy yelled, starting to do gymnastics. All of us just stared, except for Ford, who had interest in his eyes.
" Is she always like this?" Ford asked, as I let out a long sigh. " Every day."
" That is Ivy, her heart is pure, filled with light and she can make anyone happy-" I made sure to cut Mcjuggetnugget off, and remind him of his error.
" Unless you live with her forever, then it gets annoying." I crossed my arms, as I watched her doing backflips, cartwheels and the splits.
" I think we may have to run some tests to figure out why she is... abnormal." Ford spoke up, watching Ivy to continuously do crazy stunts.
" You and me: hold her down?" Serena asked me, as I nodded, grabbing Ivy by her feet and throwing her on a nearby table. Serena grabbed the thrashing Ivy by her arms and strapped her down, me doing the same to her feet. Soon, she was raised in the air, a helmet placed on her head.
" Get me outta this thing!" Ivy yelled to the top of her lungs.
" Test simulation number 1 is ago." Ford commented, glancing toward the girl. " You may feel a small, minor shock when this thing starts up."
Well, that was an understatement. As soon as Ford pulled the lever, Ivy got literately electrocuted, and I could have swore I saw her a flash of her bones as she let out a scream. When it was over, Ivy's hair was in ashes as she puffed out smoke and drowsily looked up.
" Minor?" I inquired, staring at her with worry. She seemed to have calmed down after a while, her whole look returning to normal, only Ivy knows why and how.
" Lets see... we shall access your thoughts..." Ford seemed to mumble to himself. We saw various ones, but one that interested me was her favorite songs. Ivy never talked about what she liked. It was always a sore subject for her, and she never shared about anything from that category. Ford seemed to like the interest that sparkled in my eyes, and looked further into what songs she liked.
" First, lemmie take a selfie!" I immediately placed my hands over my ears at Ivy's terrible screeching, everyone else following my lead.
" Turn it off!" I screamed over Ivy's... singing... it sounded more like a cat dying. As soon as Ford turned off, he accessed more files. Another was her favorite commercial: The butt bank.
" Over twenty flatulent sounds, each more grand then the last! Only $60.00!" Ivy's mouth seemed to move on its own, As she spoke the commercial as if she practiced it in the mirror. With another ear covering, we quickly switched it off.
" Here we are: her past. This should be the reason why she is so insane." When Ford clicked it, electricity sizzled around Ivy's arms as she let out a painful cry. A hazy image appeared, too blurry to make out. We thought we saw a bit of yellow glow that resembled Ivy's hair before the whole image switched off. I gave a gasp when electricity sizzled around Ivy, so intense that a tornado began to form around her as she let out a painful cry.
" SHUT IT OFF!" I yelled, to Ford who began typing on his computer.
" Hold on! I almost got the image-" I had had enough then at Ivy's painful screams. I jumped into the tornado, Serena serving as my anchor as I struggled to undo the straps, Ivy falling to the ground when I did so. The whole room shut off as if in a black out when Ivy began coughing and spluttering.
" What happened to the lights?!" I asked worriedly when Ivy fell unconscious. Ford gave a grunt.
" When she sleeps, her power does too. That's when Serena switches into gear." Ford nodded to Serena who used her powers of darkness to push the darkness away. The light seemed to switch back on, confusion in my now lighted eyes.
" Um... is it just me or did I just see a dark user turn on the lights?" I asked, Ford seeming to shrug.
" Where there is darkness, there is light. She can use her dark powers to get rid of the darkness to leave nothing but light. It really comes in handy." Ivy then seemed to awake with a fast recovery.
" Which reminds me, Heather. You cannot stay here when your not vital here. You have no power to protect yourself here, so I must send you back." Everyone gasped in shock but me, Ivy's being the loudest.
" UH UH! I AIN'T LEAVING MY GIRL BEHIND!" She yelled, stomping up to Ford and jabbing a finger in his chest.
" Me either. She's our friend so she sticks with us. Were a pack." Tears filled my eyes gas a gave a soft smile.
" You guys... you dont have to go through this for me..." I said slowly and hesitantly as I stared at the ground. Ivy puffed at her cheeks.
" There has to be some way! Your not leaving, Heather your not!" The fire in Ivy's words had inspired Ford as an idea flickered in her mind. But it was too dangerous... but it was possible.
" I do have an idea for Heather to gain power..." Ford thought aloud, everyone looking at him, complete hope in his eyes.
" You must travel to the north west manor and find a strand of hair from the beard of the ghost that has haunted it for centuries." Ford spoke up, a grave look on his face. We all gulped. From the look Ford gave, we knew this mission was deadly.