Asked by:
22peach22
3/3/12 ch6
…Yeahhhhh. I did not think this through. Gonna see if Shizuo can fix this…just because I could lay the bricks doesn't mean I could remove them. DX . . . There you go agaun, being all disconcerting with comments like that. .-. /just gonna, sta outside my house for a while to avoid accidentally covered air vents…or purposely considering all the enemies I amass.
Finds out it wasn't you…okay, what. Just, pardon? What on god's green earth is THAT meant to mean, huh? Just what are you thinking of doing? .-.
Special. Occasion? You are seriously mindscrewing me with all these innuendos. So, so very much. In fact, I think my mind just broke. Congratulations. The matter of your virginity will permanently bug me. I'll just ask Shizuo now, once he's done burning his throat with cinnamon. –face wall forever- Just what do you wear for these "Special Occasions?"
If you're a god, how come you can't get "your humans" to love you back? And, I'd totes just LOVE to see you prove your divinity by going through with this cinnamon challenge without a hitch.
Ever thought about being a psychologist, considering your crazed passion for human beings? It might be a more, err, positive use for your talents… Though, I'm unsure if you'd want to use them positively. XD
Nope, but, that's just the thing about you humans. You never seem to think anything through, although, that's the thing that amuses me the most~ Ah? Ask Shizu-chan? You can try~ He'll need persuading though, you know how he is about violence… Yes, there I go again~ Ahahahaha~ mindfucked? well, that's mission accomplished so to speak then, neh?
What? Ask Shizuo….You sure about that? He has the most irritating habit of making up negative rumours about me~ I don't think it would be very wise to ask him. Ah yes, that challenge~ The one I will surely defeat him in.
Just what? Now, I can't reveal that now can I? It's only for a special selected few…
Ah? Well, I could if I wanted but I find it much more fun when they want to hate me instead. Makes life interesting, neh? You think I'd chicken out with that? Oh. Now way! I'm going to defeat this little challenge and Shizu-chan~ I will grind them both into the ground.
A Psychologist? No way! That's not nearly as fun as my current job! Didn't I say it already? I've already got a DREAM JOB~! Positive? That hardly matters! I'd never change jobs!
Asked by:
Aki-chan
5/3/12 ch3
Hi Izaya-kun!*throws Shizaya doujinshi books everywhere like
confetti*
Soooooooo,few questions.
you a brony?;D
(Or have you watched my little pony,whatever one you wanna answer.)
are you going to do it with Shizu-chan,anyways?Seiously,make a
move,'cause seme Shizu-chan will probably be...er,it will resault in painful
s** .XD Quit running from him and make a move!:D
(Sorry,Erika introduced me to the glorious idea of you 2 )
Why hello there my lovely human~ *sneakily grabs a few doujinshi and stuffs behind back* A brony? . . . Can't say I know what that is, and yes, I have seen My little pony! I was chilling at Shizu-chan's house and I found the box set DVD's in his cupboard so I decided to watch it while I waited for him to get back~ Apparently he's quite the fan.
When? *chuckles* who said I already haven't? Seme Shizuo? I'm well aware of that fact~ Oh? But the running is half the fun~!
(it's fine~ I'm used to Erika. Truthfully I find it quite amusing~)
Asked by:
Souly
3/4/12 ch2
I'd like to ask a question and state a few things.
First, I'm kinda like you. Observing the people around you can get quite
interesting.
Second, you say that you're a god. You love all humans equally. According to
most, a god posseses no emotion. So, are you a god, or just a man close to a
god?
Third, how do I keep people from trying to hurt me? I usually pull out my
switch blade, but they still try anyway.
Go ahead then, lovely human. Oh? Well, that's certainly nice to know I suppose. Indeed, I do say that. I'm almost a god, I suppose. But, even a god needs to have some kind of emotion towards his prey. I mean, then that would mean that all these religions around the world about God loving everyone would be false, correct? But then again, they might've never been real all along. *sighs* I suppose the truth won't be found out until we all see it with our own eyes, neh?
I? I'm just better than them. There is a very good reason why I'm able to fight toe-to-toe with Shizu-chan you know~ Hmm, I suggest, maybe a body guard, until you get good enough to hold them all of? Of course, a certain bodyguard is off limits. Understand? *dangerous glint in eyes and dangerous smirk*
Asked by:
Pineapple -San Mukuro
3/5/12 ch6
I admit I… underestimated their resolves a foolish mistake that won't happen again.
The bet…I …rather not mention…
oh so this Yellow brick lightens up your day? Kufufu~
ah a fact, hmm? –smirk- very well Izaya-kun you are –bows and chuckles- God.
The skylark hnm –smiles calmly- I am going to break him. Physically and mentally torture him beyond comprehension…take him to hell and back but oh no I won't kill him –smirks sadistically- I want him to beg for death and shatter his pride even then I won't kill. It will be humiliation after humiliation. Kufufu….
Now you need a question…hmm, let's see…
If I came to Ikebukuro for a while what would be the very first thing we could do?~
That's it for now bai-bai Iza-kun.
Ahaha~ A foolish mistake on your part, don't you agree? Well, they say that humans learn from their mistakes, correct? *smirks* Oh? But that just makes me all the more curious~ You'll have to tell me now, but, I suppose you don't have to considering I am the greatest informant in both Ikebukuro and Shinjuku. I could EASILY find out on my own. *smirks widely*
The yellow brick brightens my day? You certainly have quite the positive filter Muku-chan~ He simply brings me entertainment and occasionally amuses me, that's all~
Ahaha, why, I'm so flattered. You better not tell Byaku-chan though, won't he be rather jealous~ Oh? Well, aren't you the sadistic mastermind? Can't say I wouldn't like to join in. It would be a brilliant opportunity to observe the more aloof and strong willed humans in dire and horrible situations~ When you do get your hands on him give me a call, ok? *dark chuckle*
Ah, well, that's an easy one! Annoy Shizu-chan of course~
Asked by:
Shiki Kurochou
3/8/12 . chapter 6
Good afternoon, I just happened upon your...amusing blog.
Veneziano- Lies, I read it and he's been reading over my shoulder like the stalker shinigami he is.
^w^ Ignore him, he's my pet.
Veneziano-I am not! I died but you kept my soul in my body!
Oh shush child. Anyway I do have questions for you:
1. What's your favorite thing humans do? I rather enjoy their faces when they realize they're dead.
2. Do you happen to know Prince the Ripper? I've seen stories that make it seem like you would be very good friends.
3. What do you think is the reason why humans tend to trust you? It is quite the conundrum.
Oh and as for a theme song for you, I think Dream-Eating Monochrome Baku suits you, though Alice Human Sacrifice would be perfect too.
Bye-bye for now~!
Veneziano-Help me!*taken away*
Afternoon to you. Ah? Well, you're an interesting being, aren't you. From the sounds of it you aren't human, are you? You're a shinigami, a death god, correct?
And who's this little pet you're speaking of? I'm curious to meet the both of you. *grinning*
My favourite thing humans do? Well, that's a hard decision. *spins around lazily in chair* I suppose it would be when they make decisions based on emotion, impulse. The outcomes are always amusing and entertaining. Ah, well, I haven't had the pleasure of experiencing that, but, perhaps I will one day. *light chuckle*
Do I know Prince the Ripper? Yes, I do. He's a rather interesting human and we often have knife fights and competitions between each other. We're good friends.
Ah, well, that I do not know. I suppose it's because they need my information, my skills so much that they are willing to trust me. Or, perhaps it's because they're so desperate they do. Of course, knews about how good my work is does seem to help and most humans don't always follow their better judgement.
Ah, I'll look those up. Nice talking to you~ Byee.
Asked by:
Nameless
3/9/12 . chapter 5
I find it quite funny actually; I hate humans for the same reason your so fond of them. The fact that they think so highly of themselves disgust me. They are even more stupid then I originally thought, believing that their friends are really who they say they are when sooner or later you might never speak to them ever again. They are such sad beings that don't even know that they'll eventually kill the very place they live in.
Your quite a monster yourself you know. Not in the way you call Shizuo but with the way you play with people as if they were merely chess pieces. I can't say I hate you because you aren't actually human but a cruel being people call god. You have tapped my interest Orihara.
Oh? Ahahaha, well, that is rather amusing. It seems we're completely opposite from each other, and yet, at the same time I have a feeling we might have some similarities as well. Mmm, humans are complex beings, they depend on others and yet at the same time they wish for independence. They're indescisive and often follow their emotions, which I don't mind at all~ It's what I love about them, they make such rash descisions without ever giving it a proper thought making my job that much easier and a whole lot more fun~
Oh, I'm aware, I am a god. A god living amoungst humans. I can tell that you don't exactly view yourself as human either? You don't seem to, otherwise you would be hating yourself, correct? Ahaha, as have you, Nameless-san.
Asked by:
mika . siam . 71192
3/10/12 . chapter 6
Hey,long time no see you!Did you missed me? Probably not...(-_-')well I missed your smug face,so I wanted to talk with you again!(^_^)
I can`t believe you,how you dare to lost the cinnamon challenge?I`m so disappointed!(-)9*crying from anger*
Ahem,Which is your favourite phychologist and why?
And one last thing is your parka with natural or fake fur?
Alright that`s for now!jaa ne!(^_^)/
Hello there lovely human~ Did I miss you? Do you want the honest answer? Ah, you missed me~ That's lovely to hear *grinning*
*frowns* Don't remind me, but, really, I have a feeling Shizu-chan sabotaged it, in a way. Although…. He's too much of a protozoan to know what 'sabotage' even means. *chuckles* But, Shizu-chan also lost, and his loss was far more pitiful, so, technically, I feel as if I beat him in respect on how we lost.
My favourite Psychologist? I really can't pick, it's difficult. Can I say myself? *laughs* Why? Because I am the best there is an no one knows me better than myself.
Faux fur (fake fur) but I do have one with real fur, but the fur kept falling out and getting all over my clothes so I don't really wear that one anymore.
Alright, byee~
Asked by:
THE Shizuo Heiwajima
3/10/12 . chapter 6
Yeah, we ALL know the manga Durarara! Dumbass, ugh, I swear, I'm gonna punch you! *Blinks* Wait a minute... You think I'm...Hot? O/O Oh yeah, you screamed that, like, at least six times last night.
I don'tknow how to respond to you anymore.
I hope you choke to death on your toast. =D I mixed in a combintion of assballs, weed, crack, speed, shrooms, marijuana and crystal meth. Have fun shitting that out!
Oh, and if you manage to not die of an overdose, come to my house later. I have a surprise for you :
And I have a question! Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
Well, I was just making sure~ I mean, who knew a protozoan like you kenw about it, and you're in it! *laughs* Ahaha, whatever Shizu-chan~ It's not like you've threaten me 100 times before *sarcasm* Ahahaha, you didn't hear me the first time? Indeed I did *grins*
How about the most productive way you know?~ *smirking*
My toast? Oh, a stray dog came in so I gave it to it instead. It kinda… died. So, yeah, what's this surprise anyway, Shizu-chan? ~
Mosh Pit? Of course~ Back in high school, remember? Shinra, Kadota, you and I all went to that concert.
((Allright! If you haven't already check out Shizuo's blog, by 'Kuro-Cha'Nay'Nay' to see the outcome of the Cinnamon Challenge!
Also, previous chapter edited and replaced since I forgot someone's question! So, I'm sorry to that person! ))