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Casanova forever and Never
Chapter 7 Maxim magazine Collection
Oh fuck me. I walked into my living room then walked right back out.
That annoying bitch was sifting through all my shit in the living room! Really; what the hell is wrong with her?! As I walked down the hallway and into my kitchen I heard her complaining about all the crap I had lying around. Far as I'm concerned she shouldn't be complaining about anything, damnit it's my fucking house!
I opened the refrigerator door and relished the cool air as it washed over my heated skin. Sango was really pissing me off. If it wasn't her, it was Kagome, and if it wasn't Kagome, it was her.
Why can't I catch a break?
Anyways I grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge and slammed it shut then leaned against the patio door and looked outside. I had one hell of a back yard; in-ground pool complete with a diving board and pool house, lawn any goddamn man would die for, and property so fucking huge, it literally turns into a forest past 11 acres.
I for one like the forest in my backyard. When I want to get away from all the shit I just hang out in my backyard. Stupid I know but hell; it works. When you go in there, if you don't know what you're doing you'd get lost in no time at all.
Trust me; it has happened.
Actually, it happened to Sango once awhile back. It was damn funny. I was drunk as fuck and was fumbling around running away from the psycho herself. I ran the 11 acres back into the woods; falling and laughing with her right behind me. Even with my idiotic laughing and stumbling she still got lost following me.
Funny shit.
She was lost for about 3 hours in there.
"Inuyasha?!" Sango yelled.
Goddamnit.
I held my breath as seconds ticked by.
"What the fuck is this?!" I heard her shifting through my stacks of magazines on the coffee table in the living room. I mentally kicked myself in the ass for that one. I left my entire Maxim magazine collection out there. "Come in here now you disgusting bastard!" Oh for fucks sake! It's not like their completely naked or anything; damnit you'd think that I had my entire Playboy magazine collection sitting out there in the foyer for everyone to see.
Noisy bitch.
I bit my tongue and quietly opened the patio door and slipped outside. Stupid Sango. Making me sneak out of my own goddamn house. I glanced back through the now closed glass door into the empty kitchen and released a breath I didn't know I was holding.
"Sango? You okay? What's wrong?" Kagome's concerned voice reached my ears as I reclined on one of the patio lounges and took a swig of my water bottle.
"Oh sure. Now you come out…goddamn female unity…" I muttered and glared at the glistening pool water.
"NO I'M NOT FINE KAGOME! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?!" I swear; goddamn deaf rabbits could hear that woman.
"…Condoms?"
Shit. I thought I threw those out.
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