A/N: A short authors note to let you know a few things ^^
Okay so I got a lot of Reviews from People asking me to continue the series, because of that I decided to...well...do exactly that XD
So here, Ladies and Gentleman, is Unexpected Arrival Vol. 2!
A warning: From now on this will play into the last arc of Bleach (Thousand Blood War), so if you are not up to date and don't want to be spoilered...don't read it ^^'
I don't own anything. All rights go to our King: Tite Kubo!
Enjoy ^-^
Ichigo was currently fast asleep under a cherry blossom tree in Kyorakus garden. Following their fight the Soutaichou had started questioning the Central 46, as a result the Vizard and Ex Shinigami got a formal apology, compensation and the offer of joining the Gotei Thirteen once again. They had accepted the offer, now being the only Special Division in the whole Seireitei. The Soutaichou had extended the invitation to Ichigo who had shrugged and accepted. It was not like they wanted him to really do anything, besides eliminating any threat to the Soul Society and that wasn't really taxing to him.
"Oi! Wake up!" Ichigo heard someone yell. Cracking one of his eyes open he was greeted with Yoruichi glaring down at him.
"It's too early in the morning…I feel like puking." Ichigo said, pulling a face and turning back around with a yawn.
"It's almost noon!" Yoruichi yelled back, her yellow eyes narrowing in on him. "You might have forgotten it but today is a Captains meeting and the Special Division was invited." She said.
"So?" Ichigo asked, still lying down and closing his eyes once again.
"You have to go!" She yelled at him, dragging him up by the arm and continuing to drag him in the direction of the first division.
Ichigo only looked on slightly amused.
"Ahh yes, you really like being in charge, don't you?" He suddenly asked her, voice aloof. She stopped and turned around to stare at him.
"What do you mean by that?" She demanded.
Ichigo smirked slightly and leaned forward quickly. He moved him mouth directly next to her ear and purred right into it.
"Ohh…I am quite sure you know, kitty." He said. Leaning away he quickly passed Yoruichis still gaping form and walked into the direction of the first division humming the hello kitty song, once again completely out of tune.
He finally reached the barracks; the huge double doors were already closed. With a shrug Ichigo lifted his foot and kicked them open with a bang. Everybody inside turned to stare at him wide eyed.
"Whoops, my foot slipped." Ichigo said, taking his place next to a head shaking Shinji.
"Sorry I'm late, I got lost on the road of life." He told them, falling into a theatric bow.
Kyoraku snorted loudly, the Soutaicho looked at him in amusement before clearing him voice.
"Yes, we are here today because of a disturbing revelation. Many inhabitants of the Rukongai have gone missing, I ask that all Captains stay on the lookout. For now, Division 11 and 9 are in charge of the investigation." He declared.
Ichigos eyes narrowed under his fringe. 'So it begins…' He thought darkly, getting out another cigarette and smoking it leisurely.
The meeting dragged on for a while, after some time Shinji and Ichigo stared playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, curtsy of Ichigos idea of course. Ukitake was watching them from the opposite side of the room and grinned.
Finally the meeting came to an end. They slowly walked out of the meeting hall. Yoruichi was standing in the middle of the street, arms crossed and foot tapping in an impatient pattern on the floor.
"What the hell did you mean by that?!" She demanded from Ichigo.
Ichigo sighed. Man, nobody could take a joke in this universe apparently.
"ABRACADABRA!" He suddenly yelled at the top of him lungs, making several people and Yoruichi jump.
"Damn, it didn't work, your still here." He said, sighing overdramatically.
Veins started popping out of Yoruichis forehead.
"Yo-You idiot!" She yelled, knowing better than to retaliate with force.
Ichigo suddenly leaned forward once again and started smelling Yoruichi. She blushed ten shades of red, many Captains and the Vizard around them were looking at them in amusement. Ichigo continued to sniff Yoruichi.
"Wh-What the hell do you think you're doing?" She asked, face as red as a tomato.
"You smell like drama and a headache, please get away from me." Ichigo finally said, pulling away and making a face. With that he walked away, leaving a sputtering Yoruichi in his wake.
Instead of returning to his place for a nap he directly walked into the direction of the twelfth. Reaching the barracks, he walked right in blending in with the people of the division like he was part of them. He quickly reached Mayuris private lab and walked through the door.
"What are you doing here?" A voice to his right asked. He turned around and looked at Nemu, leaning against the wall her hands folded in front of her and a serene look on her face.
"Ohh, I am just passing through." Ichigo said with a shrug. Nemu blinked at him a few times
"This is the only door leading from and to this place." She said, in her emotionless voice.
"Whop, the more you know." Ichigo simply said and continued on his way towards the monitors in the middle of the room.
Nemu blinked again and followed closely behind but didn't stop him. With a hum Ichigo let himself fall into the Chair in front of the monitors and started tapping away on the keyboard. Other people thought it impossible to maneuver Kurotsuchis 'computer', especially the keyboard as it looked like a piano, but luckily Ichigo had figured out how to use it a couple of Universes ago. Nemu looked at him oddly as he hacked away on the keyboard, with a flourish he summoned the files that would undoubtedly incriminate the clown and smiled a little.
"Tut tut." Ichigo said, turning to Nemu with a smile. "A clown isn't supposed to make people disappear, he is more of a…comedian I believe." He told her, danger glinting in his eyes as he printed the incriminating files. They had been password protected and buried deep, but that hadn't been able to stop Ichigo in the slightest. Still humming he collected the files and walked out of the room. Nemu stood there blinking, she tilted her head a little to the side before taking her stance against the wall once again, humming the same tune he had.
Lighting a cigarette, the files under his arm, Ichigo made his way to the first division barracks.
"Helloo!" He yelled as he kicked open the Soutaichous office door. Kyoraku and Ukitake had been sitting at a table with the old man and turned towards Ichigo with wide eyes as he walked over to them before plopping the file directly on the table between them and letting himself fall gracelessly into a chair. The Soutaichou looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Solved your mysterious people missing case." Was all Ichigo said as he took a drag from his cigarette.
"What…? But the meeting was half an hour ago…?" Ukitake asked him. Ichigo smiled a little and gestured at the file. All three captains opened it and started looking through the material.
"He did what?!" Ukitake bellowed, looking thoroughly scandalized. The Soutaichou was bowing his head in thought, Kyoraku had tipped his hat back, eyes holding a dangerous glint.
"Yama-jii…What are we going to do about this?" He asked. The Soutaichou bowed his head a little deeper.
"I believe…the maggots nest has missed its most intelligent resident lately…" Was all the old man said as he closed the file. Ukitake turned towards Ichigo.
"How…How does you mind work?" He finally got out, sounding amazed.
"I run on Tabaco, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts." Ichigo simply said. Kyoraku snorted and the Soutaichou suppressed a chuckle.
"Gentleman…I believe I know, what is going to happen next." Ichigo told them, all jest forgotten.
"What do you mean?" Kyoraku asked. Ichigo looked at him and blew out more smoke.
"Do you know the old folklore? It's passed toward every born Quincy." Ichigo said. Their eyes widened as he mentioned the Quincy. "The tale of the Sealed King, after 900 years of being sealed, he would regain his pulse; after another 90, he would regain his intellect; and after 9 more years, he would absorb the power of every "impure" Quincy to make their abilities his own."
Ichigo looked at Genryusai.
"It's time to dance with him once again, old man. The man who calls himself 'Yhwach'."
A/N: Thank you for your Support and Reviews, I am so glad so many of you like this Story :)
~ Sal