Angel: HOLY CRAP!! When was the last time I wrote for this! Hell! When was the last time I wrote period! O.O but I'm almost on summer break so I'll have a LOAD of updates coming soon! XD but this is like the last one maybe till next week! DX but o well! Enjoy the insanity!!
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"FOR THE LOVE OF SUGAR!! WHERE THE SMUCK IS SHE?!" Ani shouted as she paced back and forth. "GARH!! ITS BEEN WHAT?! OVER A MONTH?!"
"What's wrong Ani-Chan?" someone asked. Ani turned around.
"GAH!!" she shouted as she fell over. "PEACH-CHAN?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" the girl, Peach, had blue eyes, shoulder length permed hair, jeans and a bright pink empire waist shirt with a tank top underneath….and was a little chubby. Ani pointed at Peach while she was still on the ground.
"Angel-Chan invited me here!" Peach chirped as Ani stood up rather quickly.
"I knew that! Now where is that idiot!" loud yelling could be heard from the far end of the studio. Ani and Peach looked in the direction of the noise to see that it was from a soundproof room. Then they looked at each other. "I ain't going over there! You're the older one!! And you're a noob!! Go!!" Peach sighed.
"FINE!" Peach said as she started to walk slowly towards the room. As she got right up to the door and was about to turn the knob, an ax came out from the window and a pissed off boy was in the window. "EEP!!" Peach said as she moved away from the room.
"WHERE THE (CENSORED) IS ANGEL?!" Ulti shouted as he smashed threw the wall…totally beyond pissed. "SHE BLEW UP ICELAND!!" just then the back door to the studio opened and a not so happy Angel walked in. "THERE YOU ARE YOU (CENSORED)!! I'VE BEEN WAITING TO TELL YOU OFF FOREVER!!" Ulti walked up to Angel and stood right in front of her. "NOW-" he never got to finish his sentence. Angel grabbed him by the collar and looked him right in the eyes, her usual blue eyes now blood red. "O (CENSORED)!"
"Now listen here you little loserbutt." Angel said in an oddly calm voice. "That was Mary-Sempai who blew up Iceland, not me! And if you're still gonna try and tell me off about it…let me tell you something little man! I have had the worst last weeks of my life and when I finally come back here you're ready to chew me out? Now, if you ever do that again, then I swear, I'll cause you more pain than the devil could in a century, with all of his hellish instruments of torture, with just five minutes and this pencil…" Angel said as she pulled out a pencil. Ulti nodded quickly. Angel dropped him and her face lit up. "OK THEN!! O yay! Peach-Sempai did make it!" Ulti slinked away as she was distracted. "So, shall we start!"
"YAY!!" Ani said as she started jumping up and down happily. She then ran to the camera. She then grabbed it and started dancing with the camera while grinning. "I gots a new video game! XD AND IT'S VIOLENT! AND BLOODY! I'M GONNA BLOW STUFF UP AND CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF AND RUN THEM OVER!! X3" Peach then looked at Angel.
"That's what you get for giving her sugar!" she said. Angel shrugged.
"It is entertaining though!" Peach thought for a moment and then nodded. "So you ready to go Ani-Sempai?!" Angel looked over at Ani. Tina was messing with the camera while Ani was snoozing in the director's chair
"Suugaar..zz.." she said in her sleep. Angel face faulted and then took out a mega phone and was about to yell into it when Peach took it.
"Can I do it?" she asked. Angel nodded. She brought it up to her lips and shouted: "QUIET ON THE SET!! STOP SNORING!!" Ani fell back onto the floor in surprise and landed on her head.
"OW!!" she said rubbing her head. "Aw...I was having such a nice dream about Bastion..." she pouted "But I guess the show must go on! Thanks, Peach-Chan!!" she got up and tacklehuged Peach. Peach hugged back and then Ani went back to the directors chair. "PLACES PEOPLES!!" Ani shouted. Peach ran backstage, and Angel got in place. "LIGHTS!! CAMERA!! CHEESE!!"
"HELLO AND WELCOME TO THIS WEEKS GX MYSTERY DATING GAME!! I'M YOUR HOST! ANGEL! And it's time to introduce today's contestant! RHEA!!" a girl came out of a hole in the ground and was about 5'5" with justabovetheshoulder black hair, bluegray eyes, and black eyeliner. She wore chained pants and a t-shirt that says, "I'm a sucker for guys in eyeliner". "Or AlukaKaiserin." She blinked and looked at Angel.
"Did I just fall up a hole?" she asked.
"Has anything else on this show made sense?" Angel asked.
"NOPE!" Rhea said happily. "So, is the Wall of DOOM gonna come down anytime soon?" the wall fell down and multiply screams could be heard. "Really! What do you do to them!?"
"Dude, how the nell would I know?!" Angel asked cocking an eyebrow.
"O lord not again." Said the first person.
"SON OF A-" shouted the second.
"….this is knew." Said the third.
"First question!" Rhea said pulling out a random card. "If you could pick a Duel Monster to take on our date with us, who would you pick?"
"Well I would pick my pal Ruby! She's the sweetest little thing ever!" said the first guy.
"Whatever monster drives you nuts!" said the second guy.
"Cyber End Dragon, he'll protect us from muggers." Said the third.
"Next!" Rhea said. "What would you tell a girl to get and keep her interested?"
"Well….I would be a gentlemen to her, try and talk about things she wants or things we have in common, and stuff like that!" said the first guy.
"Pay her to do it!" said the second.
"Act all emo and stuff….girls love that." Said the third.
"Last question!" Rhea said. "What do you do when you lose?"
"Well I just laugh it off and try and figure out why I lost!" said the first guy.
"Bug them till they agree to a rematch, duel them, and keep doing it till I win!" said the second.
"I freak out, go into a spiral of despair, then do some illegal dueling, turn into a sadistic emo bastard who enjoys pain, and then almost die by using cursed trading cards. But what does that have to do with anything?" said and asked the third guy.
"You sound troubled…I LIKE YOU!!" Rhea said happily.
"Ok! Good questions and good answers!" Angel said. "And now its time for the challenge round!" the all but forgotten audience moaned. Angel pulled out a large green flamethrower with a dragon's head "The Dragonator 3000! It shoots green, radioactive flames and blows acid bubbles from its secret mouth!" she then pushed button and top of head opened and fired at the audience that was dead within 5 seconds. "YAY!! Anyways! Your challenge Rhea!"
"The challenge...let me think...there's the 'shut up and listen to me rant about my problems' challenge…" the boys on the other side of the wall gulped. "But that's vicious." They breathed a sigh of relive. "...oh, I know! How about the 'get me a pecan pie or I'll make you listen to my rant about how Kaiser makes me a nervous wreck sometimes' challenge!" multiply 'no's' could be heard from the other side of the wall. "WELL DEAL!! THAT'S MY CHALLENGE!!"
"Now that's evil!" Angel said looking impressed. "Ok! A quick word from our sponsors and then we see how they all faired!!"
Next week on a very special episode of Yubel's Playhouse:
Yubel walked into the room where Haou was sitting at a table.
"Yubel…what's wrong?" Haou asked. "Why haven't you molested Jaden yet?"
"Because I have no idea what gender I am!" Yubel said.
"But you can't die! What about are adopted daughter? Who's going to take care of her when you find out what gender you are?"
"She also has no idea what gender she is!"
Don't miss this very special award winning episode of Yubel's Playhouse…because we really need the ratings.
"STOP WITH THE CRAPPY COMERICALS!!" Ani shouted.
"NO!" Angel shouted back. Ani pouted. "Not my fault! Blame FOX!! That's the station that makes them anyways! (A/N I love FOX btw…I've just seen that joke to many times not to do that! XD) They have what?! One good show?! (I TELL YOU LIES!!) Anyways! Lets see how the boys faired!" Tina came out of a random kitchen and had 3 pecan pies.
"YAY!! FOOD!!" Rhea said happily as she gulped down the food. Angel looked away.
"I really should let Amber burn that kitchen…" she mumbled. Once Rhea was done with the pies, Angel pulled out a remote. "Ok Rhea! Ready to see the guys you need to pick from?" she nodded. Angel pushed the button and part of the wall went up to revel… "JESSE!!" Angel shouted as she went over and huggled him.
"HEY!!" Rhea shouted. "Don't I get to choose who I want!?"
"You pick Jesse…YOU DIE!" Angel said in a demonic voice as a dark cloud loomed over her head. Rhea nodded. "Ok then!" Angel said, the cloud disappearing. She pushed another button on the remote and the next part of the wall came up to revel…
"NOT CHAZZ!!" Rhea shouted trying to get as far away from Chazz as possible. Chazz humphed and tried to sink lower into his stool. Angel pushed the button again and the wall went up to revel… " SQUEAL!! OMG!! KRAISER!!" Rhea said as she road runner ran over to Zane and glomped him to death.
"O LORD NOT HER!!" Zane said trying to pry her off as she tried to kiss him.
"And yes I pick my Kraiser Angel!" Rhea said. Angel smirked.
"Now….what to do with Chazzy-boy…." Angel said looking over at Chazz while she huggled Jesse. Ani raised her hand and waves it around.
"Ooh, ooh, Angel-Chan! Can I blowup the ones she DIDN'T pick?? XD" Ani said as she pulled out what looked like a disintegrator ray. "PLEASE!!" Angel pointed to Chazz.
"KILL CHAZZ!!" Angel said.
"CHARGE!! RAWR!!" she shouted as she ran after Chazz.
"EEP!!" Chazz shouted as he ran from the VERY crazy chick. "QUIT PUTTING ME ON THIS SHOW JUST FOR THE TORTURE!!"
"NO!!" Angel and Peach, who came out of nowhere said. "AND THAT'S THE SHOW LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!" they both shouted. "PLEASE DON'T LET THE EVIL RADIOACTIVE MONKEY CHICKENS, SQUIRREL CHIPMUNKS, OR MAN EATER BROWNIES EAT YOU ON THE WAY OUT!!" just then a giant brownie ran by with glowing red eyes and arms and legs. "And you thought we were kidding bout the brownies, didn't you?"
(somewhere in Arkansas)
"O MY LORD!!" a random mom shouted at the TV. Her and her husband and her one 10 year old son where sitting in their living room watching GX Dating Game. "THAT'S HORRIBLE!!"
"Billy!" the husband shouted. Billy, who was on the floor, turned around and looked at his dad with his big green eyes. "You are no longer aloud to watch this filth! It's to insane for your mind!" just then something came crashing threw the roof and crushed their TV. "WAH!"
"DAMN THAT ULTI!!" Kyo shouted as she stood up. She brushed herself off and looked at the family. "HIYA!" she said as she waved one hand at them.
"GAH!!" the parents shouted as the got up and ran. Kyo looked at the little boy and he looked at her.
"Got any fudge?" she asked. The boy nodded and led Kyo into the kitchen to get her and himself some fudge.