haha! i hope you liked the wolf thing. remember the vampire movie in the first book? well, i thought i'd add a little werewolf too...and no jacob is NOT a werewolf in case your wondering. all human. the real world. nothing supernatural.
So i thought i'd do an alice's POV. this will be the only one that's not bella i think but i wanted u to no what happened to edward (RIP...jk jk!)
Ding! Dong! I rang the doorbell and then barged in without waiting for an answer.
"Edward Bitchass Cullen," I screamed. "Get your bitchy ass out here right now!" The bedroom door opened and Edward wandered out.
"What the fuck, Alice?" she shouted. "I'm trying to nap! Bella's baby kept me up all night!"
"She's your baby too, fag," I yelled. "How could you do this to Bella? She gave you everything."
"That slut?" Edward
asked, laughing. "She took advantage of me while I was drunk and ended up getting pregnant with my child. So I thought I'd return the favor." I could feel the tears welling up. How could we all have been so blind? Even Emmett hadn't known what his cousin was really like. This was insanity!
Rose came in the door. She was out of breath and immediatly flopped onto the couch.
"Damn, Pixie," she exclaimed. "I've never seen anyone run up stairs that fast." I ignored her.
"Listen to me and listen to me good, Edward Cullen," I said,"You are going to regret ever speaking to Bella. You are so dead it's not even funny. I am going to break your nose so badly that it will never go back to it's normal position." Then I remembered Bella's words. 'I already did,' She had said. I laughed, finally noticing Edward's demented nose. It was all black and blue and swollen, not to mention it seemed to have shifted to the right.
"Oh right," I said trying to stifle my giggles. "Bella already did. Rose, helpe me move Bella's stuff."
We carried all of Bella's things down to the truck. Finally we carted the crib down and I thought I saw sadness in Edward's eyes when we did this.
"Goodbye Edward," I said. "Forever." I slammed the door in his face.
"You'd think you guys were the ones breaking up," Rose commented. She was right. Goodbye forever was typically used by couples who were splitting up. Silly Alice!
I know it's short but be glad im updating. i almost didn't. i have to wake up early so i should really get some sleep tonight.