Angel: "Hi guys! Welcome back! Today we will react to..."
Sophie: "Twilight?"
Fitz: "I'm hungry. Who else is hungry?"
Keefe: "Me!"
Biana: "Not really..."
Tam: "The darkness never starves..."
Linh: "I'm not sure."
Dex: "Walt Disney!"
Angel: "Uh, none of you are correct. We will react to... drumroll please... The Kane Chronicles!"
Sophie: "Yay! I loved that series so much when I was three!"
Angel: *glares* "You don't have to announce your child geniusness. Anyway, I want to explain this one! The Kane Chronicles is about these syblings who are Carter and Sadie Kane and they find out that their dad is an Egyptian magician: which means that he can do Egyptian magic! Their mom has died a few years ago and their dad tried to bring her back with the Rosetta Stone: an ancient artifact. Instead, he releases all five children of Nut, the sky goddess; Osiris, the god of the dead and underground, Isis, his wife, Set, the evil god of fire and evilness, Nephthys, Set's kind wife, and Horus, Isis and Osiris' son. Set buries their dad, Julius Kane, into the ground in a golden coffin and he's after Sadie and Carter! But the syblings meet a girl called Zia Rashid and she's a magician. Carter has a crush on her and she helps them defeat Set. Also, there's a cat goddess called Bast who also helps."
Everyone: *stares at Angel*
Angel: "So, who's ready to book travel?"
*book whisks them away*
*Amos is talking to Julius Kane and Sadie and Carter are listening in the background *
Sophie: "That's Sadie and Carter Kane!" *squeals* "I gotta go meet them!"
Angel: "Hold your horses, Sophie!" *drags Sophie back before she jumps out at the Kane syblings* "Julius and Amos are talking! Don't you see? They are Egyptian magicians! They can kill us with one snap!"
Biana: "I don't think so..." *cracks her knuckles*
Sadie: "Dad!" *jumps out of the bush and hugs her dad*
Julius: "Oh! Sadie! Hello!"
Amos: "I must be going."
Julius: *smiles down at Sadie* "Sadie, darling, it's so good to see you! Today, we're going to the Egyptian museam!"
Sadie and Carter: *groan and moan*
Julius: "Oh, come on!"
Sophie: "Okay guys, I'm going to leap you guys to the Egyptian Museam and meet them there, okay?"
Everyone: "Okay!"
*Sophie leaps them away*
*they arrive*
Fitz: "Where are they?"
Keefe: *ruffles Fitz's hair* "Fitzy, it takes some time before they arrive at a place, you know?"
Fitz: *tackles Keefe*
*Sadie and Carter arrive; Sadie is staring at Fitz and Keefe, while Carter is staring at Linh and Biana*
Julius: "Alright kids! Time to go!"
Sadie: *walks up to Keefe and Fitz*
Keefe: *smiles* "Hi! Well then, your as beautiful as my Foster!"
Sophie: "Excuse me?"
Sadie: "You-you-..." *points at Keefe and takes a big, deep breath* "You're so... weeiirrrd!"
Carter: "Sadie! Manners please!"
Biana: "Hi there."
Carter: "Whoa..."
Julius: "Sadie! Carter! Let's go!"
Kane syblings: "Coming!" *run to Julius*
Keefe: *is devastated* "I just wanted to say hi..."
Fitz: *elbows Sophie and whispers* "Does Keefe have a cruuush?"
Angel, Sophie and Fitz: "Muahahahaha..."
Linh: "Come on! Let's follow them inside!"
*Keepers find the Kane family*
Julius: "Okay, children, I need you to lock the professor in his room. It won't keep him there, but it will delay him. I need to do something."
Sadie: "You're telling us to lock someone up?! Let's do it!" *drags a protesting Carter away*
Sophie: "I have to stop Julius!" *runs for Julius*
Biana: "No! Sophie stop!"
Julius: "Wo-seer come!"
Sadie and Carter from the door: "Dad no!"
Julius: "children-"
*Set comes and laughs cruely*
Biana: "AHHH!"
Keefe: "AHHH!"
Fitz: "AHHH!"
Dex: "SAVE ME!"
Tam: "What the heck?"
Sophie: "I shall inflict on you, Set!" *inflicts on him but he barely feels a thing*
Set: *laughs* "Good try, young girl. Is Isis helping you or something? You're extraordinary."
Linh: "I have to help!" *runs out and sprays Set's face with water while Julius casts spell after spell on Set*
Biana: "Hai-yah!" *karate-chops Set and kicks him hard in the place*
Set: "Oooowwwww!"
Keefe and Fitz: "TO NARNIA!" *charges with Fitz on Keefe's back*
Tam: "I'll do it if you do."
Dex: "you're on!"
*both dash out and finally Set is destroyed*
Keefe: "Hip hip, hooray! The super-readers saved the day!"
Dex: "We changed the story! We solved the problem! We gave it up, so, hip-hip- horay!"
Sophie: "You guys are so weird."
Angel: "Well then, uh, that'll wrap it up for today! Vale everyone! Vale means bye in Latin, so bye!
