Chelsea: Heya peoples, I've got the next chappie!
Fans: FINALLY! throws things
Amy: Fangirls are attacking!
Kelsey: RUN AWAY!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Disclaimer: Kelsey: We don't own anything here. Yep, we all suck. But mostly Chelsea.
Chelsea: HEY!

As I watched the poisonous snake slither away, half scared to death of being taken from his home then thrown around twice, I sat down in the grass. I looked down the street to see a giant fat guy wobbling down the street grumbling about something. I recognized him instantly.

"Pete!" I yelled without being able to control myself.

He looked over at the group who all stared at him. " How do you guys know my n… oh forget it, I'm late as it is!" He said and wobbled faster down the street. He didn't seem to notice Sora.

"Sup with the fat dude?" Amy asked.

"He's the moronic right-hand of Maleficent." I said.

"What the hell is he doing here?" Kelsey asked.

"I don't know, but I say we should follow him and find out!" Sora said. He started to follow after Pete, not waiting for the rest of us.

"He's so sexy when he acts like a leader…" I sighed as Amy and Neji ran after him.

"Shut up, Chelsea." Kelsey said and dragged me down the street after them.

We had followed Pete to the canyon, a road between to mountains that was between my house and the school (and civilization -winkwinknudgenudge-). There we hid behind a bush and carefully (and quietly) watched Pete. Soon a green portal appeared in front of him. A person with a black cloak stepped out. She had a greenish face and looked pretty. Pretty ugly.

"It's Maleficent!" I whispered.

"Why Pete, this is the perfect place to summon our new weapon." Maleficent said.

"Um, Why can't we just summon him in his world. This world isn't a big of a threat." Pete asked.

"Because you imbecile, if we did people would recognize him." Maleficent said "He was a huge threat in his world."

"Oh." Pete said dumbly.

"What are they talking about?" Neji whispered.

"Who knows? Probably some new heartless." Sora said.

Maleficent turned and started to open a portal .The sky started to get dark even though there were no clouds. A portal appeared in front of her, and a man with white hair, pale skin, purplish clothes, and a big purple bow on his back stepped out of the portal.

He looked around confused "Where the fuck am I?" He asked.

"Expected something more evil from a heartless…" I whispered.

"Kimimaro, welcome back to life." Maleficent said.

"KIMIMA-" Amy said but we cut her off as we grabbed her and pinned her to the ground.

"Amy… not the time to act like a fangirl…" I whispered between breaths.

Amy's fist went flying though the air. It hit me in the nose. "GAH!" I screamed and let go of Amy. The distraction left Amy with enough time to get out of Kelsey, Sora and Neji's grasp. She jumped up and ran to Kimimaro. She, of course, glomped him.

"What the-" Kimimaro said.

"You smell like my dreams!… And gym socks!…. And daisies! Don't know where the daisies came from…" Amy said "And did you have strawberry pancakes for breakfast?"

Kelsey and I jumped up and ran to Her. As I plugged my nose to stop the bleeding, Kelsey grabbed Amy's arm and tried to pull her of Kimimaro. "Eh heh heh… sorry about this ours friends uh…"

"Blin!" I said saving Kelsey.

"Yeah blind! Nice save …" Kelsey said.

"Tank ew." I said with my nose still plugged.

"Anyway, won't happen again!" Kelsey said as she tried to pull Amy off Kimimaro.

"Hey can you pull out your spine like you do in a fight and give it to me? I've always wanted a bone-whip-spine-thingy." Amy asked.

"Um... I uh… who are you 3 anyway?" Kimimaro asked.

"Nobody, just a few passer byers… Come on Amy…" Kelsey said.

"Aw, but Chelsea… Kelsey… you guys have Sora and Neji… I want a boyfriend too…" Amy said.

"Sora! Not the brat with the keyblade!" Maleficent said. "Heartless minions! Attack!"

A swarm of heartless appeared around us. "Oh shinzaga..." Amy said

"Were screwed…" Kelsey and I said at the same time.

"Chelsea!" Sora yelled and ran over to our aid.

"Sora, no!"

"Neji, I love you!"

"DO WHAT NOW!"

"I love you Kimimaro!"

"Amy! Shut it!"

"I'm so confused…"

"Purple!"

"Kelsey! That's my line!"

"Aww… you made me swallow my gum…"

"Wait a sec… Who's talking?"

…

"Damn it, what the hell's going on?"

"We're all confused, Ya'know?"

"It's the dreaded Ya'know guy!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Banana!"

"That gum was the last piece of my berry-cherry…"

"Just have some blueberry!"

"BUT BLUEBERRY TASTES AND SMELLS LIKE YOGURT! I WANT BERRY CHERRY!"

"Cool-berry Gatorade smells and tastes like yogurt too…"

"I shall take this moment for my own advantage, I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!" Sora yelled. We all looked at him. "Oh… oh crap… our names are back…. Um… never mind what I just said."

"This whole place just kinda freaks me out, Ya'know?" Rai said.

"Shut up and go away, we know already." I said.

"Oh…. YA'KNOW?" Rai said and ran off laughing like crazy.

"Okay… Now where were we? Oh yeah, Why are you 2 here?" I asked.

"And why'd you summon me? I was having fun jumping off clouds and flippin off rainbows!" Kimimaro said.

"Yes! I was right!" Amy said.

"We summoned you to destroy them!" Pete said.

Kimimaro looked at us and shrugged. "Eh, they don't look that threatening."

"Thrust us, they are. Now, ATTACK KIMIMARO!" Maleficent said.

"Can I have a cupcake first? Being dead for a year really makes you hungry…" Kimimaro said.

"No way, destroy them now!" Pete yelled.

"Hey Kimimaro, I've got cupcakes at my house." Amy said. "They're chocolate…"

"Alright I'm in, mostly because death has made me soft. I guess it was because I was evil when I died, and because heartless are evil the opposite of there first form, I'm pretty much nice…" Kimimaro said.

"…. What?" I said.

"Works for me!" Amy said and hugged him. "He's like a giant teddy bear!"

"Kimimaro, you will pay for this…" Maleficent said and disappeared in green flames.

Pete looked at us blankly. "Uh… See ya!" He said and took off wobbling down the road.

We all turned to Kimimaro. Sora smiled and stuck his hand out. "Hey Kimy- ah, Kimo- uh, whatever your name is! I'm Sora." He said it like it was leaded to other people talking. He looked around. "Whoop, sorry. Used to a 'Donald duck' and 'I'm Goofy' there."

Kimimaro looked at Sora's hand. He reached for his shoulder and took out a long white bone. He held it at Sora's neck. I excepted Sora to act all brave but instead he screamed like a wuss and hid behind me.

"Okay… Back off bone boy, Sora's on our side!" I said.

Kimimaro shrugged. "Eh, I've decided to only obey her now." Kimimaro said and nodded toward Amy. "Unless one of you can give me something better then cupcakes. Which I doubt, BECAUSE NOTHING'S BETTER THEN CUPCAKES!"

"Why are you yelling?" Kelsey asked angrily.

"Eh, just feeling in a yelling mood." Kimimaro said.

"YES! You hear that? Oh yeah… I've got a minion…. Uh huh … I think he's sexy." Amy said dancing. "Come on Kimi-san, I've got boxes of boxes of cupcakes at my house!"

"WEE!" Kimimaro squealed as Amy grabbed his hand and they both ran down the street toward Amy's house.

"That was weird. Why'd you think he acted like that?" I asked.

"Oh come on o' great all knowing Kingdom Hearts fangirl." Kelsey said sarcastically "Kimimaro is a heartless. And therefore, has a dark heart. He wants to destroy light and since Sora has a light heart, he want's to kill Sora! God Chelsea, I'm starting to know more then you."

"Shut up baka." I said.

"But... if he's alone with this "Amy" person that means…" Neji said.

"Aw damn… AMY!" I yelled and we all took off down the road after her and Kimimaro.

Yep, cupcakes. You read right. Anywho, plez Review! I need friends... other then these two freaks... XD J.K.