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I'm back! I'm sorry it took so long, by flash drive wasn't being accepted by my computer so I couldn't write the rest of this.

I decided I would continue when I got a whopping 22 reviews for this chapter. If I continue to get such a tremendous amount of support I will do three more chapters after this.

Why you might ask? Do I simply love you guys that much?

Nope. I have OCD and need to end on a five or ten, and since 20 chapters is not an option, I shall do ten.

Anyway, Minnie managed to escape!

Enjoy!

The Commitment and Escape of Minerva McGonagall to an Insane Asylum in the Form of the "Never Agains" of Hogwarts

Specifically Directed to the Marauders and/or Weasley Twins

Established by Minerva McGonagall

301. I ESCAPED! I..um...I mean...I was released...Yea, that's it...

302. Do not further inhibit my wrath by doing the conga on my desk. My poor old eyes did not need to see you do that.

303. My poor old eyes also did not need to see Mr. Lupin in a bikini. Do you honestly call yourselves his friends?

304. Professor Snape is not, nor ever will be, a munchkin of Oz.

305. Please do not dress up as dementors for Halloween. We all know about Mr. Potter's problem.

306. Mr. Black, asking us "Why so serious?" is insulting and immature.

307. Do not Accio your lubricant from the Quidditch stadium in the middle of a Quidditch game. We really, really, do not need to see that.

308. Dressing up as a chocolate bar for Halloween would be weird, but appropriate. Dressing up as a chocolate bar for Christmas, on the other hand, is an entirely different matter.

309. Don't ever try to dye your hair black again, Mr. Weasleys'. It doesn't make you a Marauder.

310. And black is really not your color. I'm not kidding.

311. Mr. Black, Mr. Potter and Mr. Lupin, you are not Team Rocket. For one, Mr. Black, you are not gay. Hopefully. And that purple hair doesn't help my opinion of you.

312. Another thing. I don't know why you three see Mr. Potter as a girl with skanky clothes and an impossible hairdo, but stop seeing him that way. Now.

313. If you think that it is appropriate for your friends to dress you as a small cat-like thing with a speech impediment, Mr. Lupin, you need more help for the chocolate problem.

314. Yes, I know you are already going to a psycatatrist.

315. Mr. Weasley, castration curses are not appropriate. Especially when you use them on Professor Sprout. How in Merlin's great cheese can you confuse her gender!

316. Santa Claus is not your personal slave. Enough said.

317. Merlin is not, nor ever will be Sherlock Holmes.

318. Rocket ships are not appropriate writing utensils.

319. Myrtle is not secretly in love Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington. Do not insult Sir Nicholas De Mimsy-Porpington like that.

320. Professor Dumbledore is not a kung fu master and you are not allowed to practice your moves on him while disguised as Voldemort and shouting "I will kill you Dumbledore!"

321. Mr. Finnigan is not a leprechaun. I find that very…racist? Irishist?

322. I'm not even going to ask why you thought it was appropriate to replace Professor Lupin's entire wardrobe with footsie pajamas.

323. If you don't give his clothes back, I will charge you accordingly. Seriously, I will, because if I don't I'll end up paying for it.

324. Mr. Lupin, I know you love chocolate. I know it. Don't ever dress up as a chocolate bar again.

325. Yes, Mr. Lupin, I am aware that it was milk chocolate.

326. Professor Snape is not Goodwill. You may not drape old clothing on him.

327. That also applies for outdated appliances.

328. Why would you think I care that Mr. Diggory likes Japanese pop music? Speaking of which, why do you care?

329. Seriously, who do you care?

330. There is a reason why Zac Efron is banned at Hogwarts, Mr. Weasleys'. May I remind you of the incident?

331. There are no such things as talking squirrels. There are no such things as talking squirrels. There are no such things as talking squirrels.

332. THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS TALKING SQUIRRELS! STOP DEFYING MY LOGIC!

333. Take deep breaths, Minnie…Take deep breaths….

334. You are not allowed to invent a Techno Toilet.

335. Neither are you allowed to use Mr. Black as your Techno Toilet.

336. D'Arvit is not a real swear word. I don't have the slightest idea where you got it from, but stop using it.

337. Do not tie Mr. Snape to the giant squid.

338. After you ignore the last rule and tie him to the squid, keep in mind that I replaced the squid with a hex that comes after the tier and treats the tie-ee to an extra large helping of pudding.

339. No, that does not count if you tie yourself to the squid. The pudding will come after you instead.

340. PUT THAT CAT DOWN RIGHT NOW!

341. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE GONE OFF THE DEEP END! I'M BONKERS! AHAHAHAHA!

342. Sorry, Professor Dumbledore. I forgot you were trying to sleep. Ahem, anyway, don't-em-don't do something totally unexpected yet predictable.

343. I don't care if you're lonely on Christmas holidays, Mr. Weasleys'. That does not entitle you to the right of starting a bonfire in the Hufflepuff common room.

344. Japanese is not the language you should be doing your homework in.

345. Neither is troll. Professor Flitwick does not like it when you do nothing but point and grunt during oral reports.

346. Your bowl of spaghetti does not suffice as a house elf.

347. I don't even know how you managed to take that last rule in the wrong sense, yet you managed it.

348. Gobstones is not a good game to play when Professor Umbridge is right behind you.

349. Scratch that last rule.

350. Thanks to you I am now forced to take several trpes of medication a day. You shall pay dearly for it.

So did you guys like it as much as I hoped you would? Did ya? C'mon, you know you want to review! Be proud of me, this is my four update/oneshot in two days. Four in two days! Review for that at least!