"This just in!" said the reporter. "It appears Eugene H. Krabs is being taken to court by a portly mob."
-- Approaching the Court House
"Mr. Krabs, how do you plead to this case?" said the reporter.
"I'm just trying to run an honest business," said Mr. Krabs, sniffling. "Either way, money will prevail!"
"Don't you mean justice?"
"That too, I guess..."
--
"Mr. Squarepants, where do you stand on this issue? With Mr. Krabs or the portly mob?"
"Mr. Krabs said if I answered wrong, I would lose my job, so with Mr. Krabs!"
--
"Mr. Snotty Tentacles, is the portly mob or Mr. Krabs the one you side with?"
"I really don't even care," said Squidward.
"But what if Mr. Krabs gets fined to the poor house, on top of getting years in prison?"
"Then my dreams will have finally come true."