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Surprise

APOV

I prepared intensively before I had to tell them the truth. I saw the disgusted expression on Edward's face, Bella's surprise and of course Carlisle looked like he wanted to kill me. But that made me laugh, and laugh hysterically. Jasper threw me, now and then, concerned glances, but I ignored him. He was worrying too much. I remembered Emmett and that he would be the only one happy with the news. Rosalie would be the difficulty one, but I didn't really care.

I turned to Jasper and he frowned at me . He opened his mouth to say something but I cut him out. "I know, I know, I know.. You're wondering if this what are we doing it's correct, but you must stop worrying about it." I said and I smiled at him, reassuring him that everything was fine.

"Well, actually I thought that you might be happy. I'm a little disappointed, you know?" I continued, poutingly and I heard his adorable laugh and his hand tousled my hair.

"You little monster." he chuckled. "Whatever makes you happy, makes me happy too."

"Great. That means you're going to tell them?" I made the puppy look. I knew he couldn't resist it. I won again. He made a grimace but then nodded. "Ok, then hurry up." I giggled.

We bought a lot of things, well actually I bought. Jasper helped me with the bags. But finally I said to the employer to bring them tomorrow morning.

He took the most long road and he was running very slowly. I didn't have a very good sight from his back because of his head, but after two or three trees I could see the big and white house of the Cullens. I saw the Volvo and the BMW in front of it, so they must had been home. I saw Esme in the garden, speaking to her flowers and when she saw us, she waved at us smiling. I started bouncing and I already could hear the others.

"Stop licking the glass, Emmett. It's sick." I heard Bella and then a muffled laughter.

"Oh Edward.. Oh Edward.. Kiss me, oh.." Emmett tried to imitate Bella's voice and from where were we I could see that Emmett was embracing himself with his big arms. I and Jasper burst in laughter.

"Emmett, you're such an idiot." Rosalie said. "Stop acting like a five year old and grow up."

"Sorry baby but I can't." he grinned at her. "Don't you love your squishy husby?"

"Husby?" Bella asked confused. "What's that? The new sexual language?"

"Husby means husband but of course you don't know" Rosalie smirked and I sighed, being exhausted by their conflicts. I swear, they were sometimes acting more childishly than Emmett. And that's serious, believe me. "Oh did I hurt your feelings?" she continued, acting worried.

We were very close, almost two seconds. Jasper put me down and I bounced inside, taking his hand. He walked in hesitantly and all the eyes turned to us, expect Rosalie and Bella who were glaring at each other. Edward scowled at me but I continued to smile, ignoring him completely.

"Oh, the missing two. Where were you?" Emmett scolded us. "Trying to find a cozy place?" he winked at us. Jasper flinched.

I giggled. "I.. I mean, we... made a very huge step forward" Edward rolled his eyes "and I think you must know. But first.. Where's Carlisle?"

"Locked in his office." Edward said, still frowning at me. "You know, he'll probably kill you." he continued and then Rosalie and Bella turned too to us, confused.

"I know." I giggled again and I saw that Jasper might run away if I'm not too careful so I squeezed his hand, trying to warn him about the escape. I heard his sigh and I smiled. He was so cute.

Bella raised her eyebrow, staring at me and waiting for an answer. I shook my head and I dragged Jasper with me. He was murmuring in my ear. "Look, I know you're excited.. I am too.. but don't you think it's crazy? Carlisle won't be fooled, he's a doctor and.. it's just a stupid homework. You shouldn't have taken it so serious. I mean, are only two days and a half..."

He was so nervous because I told him that he would be in charge to tell Carlisle everything, but he didn't see that I was joking. I couldn't let him do this things. And because I wanted to tell him.

I knocked at the door.

"Busy." he screamed.

I knocked again.

"Very busy." he screamed again.

I knocked again, only this time more insistently.

I heard steps and the door flew open, Carlisle standing in front of us, with an annoyed expression.

"What Alice?" he asked.

"Can we talk for a minute?" I said on a serious tone.

"It's worth it?"

I nodded and he let us inside. I tried to control my giggles and to be serious. I didn't want to admit it, but Jasper's uneasiness was helping a lot, because Carlisle was becoming more anxious by minute.

"Shoot." he said returning at his computer.

Jasper shook his head, but I squeezed gently his hand and he took a deep breath.

"Carlisle... I didn't want it to tell you before but.. I think now it's the time." I said on my most saddest tone. Jasper's face was more confused as I continued. "And believe me, I'm very very very sorry.." Carlisle stopped tasting and turned to me, the same confused expression on his face as Jasper's.

"What are you talking about, Alice?"

I looked at both of them for effect and then I kissed lovingly Jasper's cheek.

"Alice?" he asked again anxious.

I focused again on the giggles, who were killing me. I took a deep breath.

"Jazz, I know you're nervous. But happy too, right?" I smiled innocent and he nodded wary. "So... we must tell you something very important, Carlisle. I and Jasper... we are going to be parents." I finished enthusiastic.

In the office and in the whole house was so silence that even a small breath could be heard. Emmett and the others heard it too, well, except from Bella. Five seconds later, after they recovered, Edward was telling her our conversation. She was then as silent as they were. I looked first at Jasper's face but he was staring at his feet and flinched when he felt Carlisle's emotions. I turned to him, but his expression scared me but also amused me. It was priceless so I fought back the giggles. Again. He began shaking his head, but then he burst in laughter and Jazz startled.

"C'mon Alice. This is what you were trying to tell me?!" he laughed and I smiled. Yep, I knew he'll react like this.. at first. "Alice, you know that you can't be pregnant. Vampires can't have babies. You can't remain pregnant or carry a baby or give birth to one." he said on a serious, almost apologetic tone. I was still smiling.

"Who said something about giving birth? Of course not."

"Then.. what are you referring to then?"

"She'll arrive tomorrow morning." I clapped enthusiastic.

He frowned at me, confused. "'She'll arrive?'" he repeated.

"Yep. I bought her off of internet." I clapped again.

Carlisle jumped off his seat and stared at me like I was insane. "WHAT?" he screamed. But it wasn't only his scream, someone from the living screamed too. I recognized Rosalie.

"Alice..." he shook his head. "You bought a baby? Are you completely insane? I know you were a shopaholic, but seriously..." he shouted, but I raised a finger to stop him.

"I didn't say I bought a baby. It's actually a doll." At that Carlisle calmed down a bit. "But she cries, she eats, she sleeps, she has to wear diapers.. So, yep. Aren't you happy? Carlisle, you're going to be a grandfather." I hugged him but I saw that the word 'grandfather' almost made him faint. I giggled.

"For two days." Jasper mutured.

"Well, I don't see the problem. I can keep her."

"Please, Alice. You have Emmett."

"And?"

He shrugged, but in a second, all of them were at the door. Emmett with his stupid grin, Rosalie with her mouth open, Bella staring at me and Edward shook his head.

"Cool. I'll have a new sister." Emmett smirked.

"I can't believe it." Rosalie said.

But then all my attention was concentrated on Carlisle. My head was hurting (and that's impossible) because of the shaking. My eyes got huge and then narrowed. I shook my finger at him wildly but he was trying to ignore me. I didn't see that one coming.

"Carlisle... youcantdothattome." I said quickly. "Please, I just wanted to see your reaction, just that. Pleaseleasepleaseplease.." I begged him, but he was lounging for his mobile phone. Edward burst in laughter and I glared at him for a second but then I returned to Carlisle. "Oh come on Carlisle... Jasper, say something."

"Hmm... Please no, Carlisle!?" he asked rhetorically and I moaned.

I jumped to catch his phone but he got it before me. I was frozen like a statue. Oh my God, oh my god, oh my god.. Good thing I already bought those..

He dialed and he put his phone at his ear. I waited for the storm to begin.

"Please please.." I begged again.

"Hello, Mr Devon. I want to cancel some credit cards." he said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I screamed and then I lounged for the phone. Carlisle was quicker and all I could catch was thin air. Darn it! He can't do that to me.

"Oh he can." Edward chuckled. I scowled at him and he shut up.

"Yes. It's Alice Cullen." Carlisle continued.

"Ok, she has five credit cards. And you want to cancel them all. Ok, no problem." I heard Mr Devon say and I looked at Jasper for help.

"Carlisle, you mustn't..." he started, but Carlisle glared at him and his expression made him stop.

"Thank you very much, Mr Devon. Good night." he shut up the phone and then, without looking at me, he returned to his computer and began tasting.

I was frozen in the middle of the office and I couldn't move not even a finger. My breath slowed till it stopped.

I feel empty, I feel scattered. I feel... naked.

Oh my God.

Edward sniffed but I didn't bother to glare at him again. I was... shocked. My thoughts were interrupted by the phone. It was ringing in the living and Rosalie stormed out to answer it. We were already in the living and I heard Carlisle locking his door.

"Hello. Oh, hi Charlie. Yep, she's here. You want to talk to her? Ok. Edward, please get off of her." she giggled and I heard a scream coming from the phone.

"What? They are together? Put that lady on the phone."

Bella's eyes narrowed when she heard Rosalie, and a snarl was growing in Edward's chest. He was making plans at how to rip her head off. Bella moved a little forward and took the phone in her right hand.

"He.. Hello?" she whispered.

"You're with him, right? You're with him. You're making sex. Again." Charlie said furiously. I was starting to recover but half of my mind was still busy with the credit cards. Ok, I'll take Edward's. "Don't even think about it." I heard him whisper. Damn it! Well, Rosalie is still my sister, but.. Oh no, I said she was pregnant in the gym.. No, she won't give me her credit cards. Emmett!

Emmett burst in laughter and Bella's cheeks were getting red. Rosalie was happy with her victory and she sit on the couch, opening a magazine.

"Of course not, Dad. Rosalie's sick and she's having hallucinations. You can't believe her. Trust me. Edward is probably... sleeping." A few chuckles were heard in the room.

"I hope so."

"And.. why are you calling?" she asked hesitantly.

"Well, I wanted to hear your voice and.. to know how you're doing."

"I'm fine. Actually, a little bit tired. I'm going to sleep."

"And where are you going to sleep?"

"In Ed...." she stopped quickly and bit her lip.

Damn it, I heard her whisper.

"In Alice's.. room.. She has.. two... beds." Bella blushed and she looked at Edward. He was playing with her hair and he smiled amused at her.

"Ok... Um, good night Bells."

She shut up the phone and sighed relieved. "I almost done it. And by the way, thank you very much Rose."

"Anytime." she winked.

"I think you should sleep, Bella. You're exhausted." Edward whispered gently in her ear and she nodded. "Ok... Good night everyone." I smiled at her and they were already at the stairs when Emmett chuckled "Don't forget the condoms."

I wasn't expecting Bella's reaction. She smiled mischievously and raised her eyebrows. Edward rolled his eyes and drove her quickly to his bedroom.

Sorry for taking so long. I didn't have time to write or ideas.

I really enjoy writing from Alice's point of view, because I love her so much.

I hope I didn't dissapoint you. Review!