Amy's outfit: The dress and hairstyle from the Blossom episode "Mating Rituals"... it's on youtube if you wanna check :P

Amy carefully closed the big ice box with the dissected brains and took it. She had to bring it to a colleague in the biology department for some research they did. When she opened the door and wanted to step out she immediately ran into Jody and stumbled a few steps back. Even though Jody was quite small, maybe just a little taller than Bernadette, she seemed to be very strong. Not as strong as Penny's Nebraska body, but still strong.

"What are you doing here" Amy had given up on being friendly. She was neither interested in becoming besties with this chick nor would she have been eagerly happy if she would have even stayed at CalTech. Or in the same town. Or the same country.

"I just wanted to tell you that I found it rather impolite of you to take my idea for the party and invite Sheldon out."

Amy raised an eyebrow. "You have realized that Sheldon is my boyfriend, right?"

"Alright" Jody walked into the lab and slammed the door shut behind her. "Listen now, wallflower. There are trillions of girls like you running around here. Me, on the other hand, I am unique. Don't you think I know how irresistible I look? I've been told all my life. So how about you just back off and leave him to a real woman?"

Amy felt the strong need to sit down. She felt like she couldn't proceed immediately what this woman had just told her. Wallflower? Trillions of girls like her? Real woman?

"Alright, listen, I don't know what you have planned but Sheldon is my boyfriend and… he loves me." She tried to not sound insecure. "So give up your stinky plan and mind your own business!"

"Sheldon is my business now"

"I doubt it"

Jody laughed out loud before she glanced at Amy again. "You really think he's gonna stay with you tonight? You? With the dorky glasses and the boring hairstyle and probably one of your tasteless dresses that you hide under one of your horrible cardigans? Sheldon might not be a man that notices the beauty of a woman at first glance… but my outfit is going to be so killing tonight, that he won't even notice you anymore. Because somehow, and I bet your neurobiology study hasn't told you that… the eyes of a man are always connected to his penis. And a man's penis is connected to his brain in 99% of the cases. And I doubt that Sheldon really belongs to that 1%... so, Amy. See you tonight. If you still dare to come!"

Jody turned around, tossed her long blonde hair back and left.

Amy stood there with an open mouth and had to sit down for real now. She usually didn't get her self-esteem crushed but maybe this woman was right. Maybe it was possible to make Sheldon forget about her if he saw something more interesting. Maybe that was the reason he had never had sex with her before…?

"That is nonsense!" Amy burst out to herself and stood back up. She wiped away a few tears from her eyes, took the cool box and rushed out of her lab.

"And you are sure you want that?" Penny eyed her best friend skeptically but she just nodded.

Penny had no idea what had happened today but Amy had come to her with the order to put the most whorish make-up onto her that Penny's supplies would allow. Then she had spent thirty minutes in front of the mirror trying to get contacts in. She had managed it, her eyes slightly red, but the contacts were in.

"Are you sure you are okay?" Bernadette asked while combing her hair.

"I am" Amy's voice was thin and Penny and Bernadette looked at each other worriedly.

"Okay Ames" Penny tossed the little box with the green eyelid away. "What happened?"

The young neurobiologist didn't look up, she stared at her hands that were folded on her brown skirt. Then she took a deep breath. Her eyes were watery. "Jody came to my office today."

"Oh no" Bernadette sighed. "What did she want?"

"She told me that she is going to try to get all of Sheldon's attention tonight. And she said that… that I am not pretty enough to keep his attention anyway. And the worst thing is, she might be right."

"Alright. Bernadette, you do Amy's make-up. I have a baseball bat to find." Penny got up so fast, that her chair dropped.

Bernadette ignored her. "Amy, you know that Sheldon doesn't like you for your looks. He likes you on an intellectual level. A level that Jody will never have."

"That's true!" Penny sat back down and put her hands on Amy's shoulders. "I would even say Sheldon loves you."

Amy looked up all astonished. "You think so?"

"Of course! Maybe… in his… own kind of Sheldon-ish way but… he does."

The neurobiologist smiled slightly but it didn't look all too convinced.

Penny looked at her and took a deep breath. "You know what we gonna do? We'll make you the prettiest girl on the entire party. Even if Sheldon doesn't care. But just to teach Jody a lesson!"

Bernadette nodded and jumped up. "Get out of your cardigan and the blouse, we'll find something nice to dress you in!"

Amy got up and dropped some of her clothes and Penny and Bernadette were both astonished what had hidden under all these layers. Amy's body was stunning and it was even more than likely that she would fit into one of Penny's dresses.

While Bernadette rummaged through the dresser (and hid the baseball bat), Penny started doing Amy's make-up and hair. She chose a mild smokey eye make-up that made Amy's green eyes look amazing. A little bit of rouge, some nude lipgloss. Then Penny grabbed her curling iron and quickly conjured a terrific hairstyle.

"Amy, what color underwear are you wearing?" Bernadette screamed from the dresser and it sounded like she was very far away. Or under a very big pile of clothes.

"Black"

"Alright, I think I got something then!"

A few seconds later, Bernadette came back out with a black cocktail dress. She stared at her friend and her jaw dropped. "Amy Farrah Fowler, you look gorgeous!"

Amy smiled insecurely and plucked at some of her curls. Then she stared at the dress and shook her head. "Oh no"

"Come on, a little cleavage never hurt nobody!" Penny unplugged the curling iron and tossed the black dress onto her friend's lap. "Chop-chop! We have to leave soon!"

Sheldon took a sip of his water. The party had started two hours ago and more than half of the people in this stinky room were already drunk. He wasn't amused in the slightest. While Howard and Raj were on the dance floor, doing stupid robot moves, Leonard was busy trying to avoid eye contact with Leslie Winkle, who he had spotted a few minutes ago.

The second Sheldon tried to convince himself this party wasn't all that bad, the DJ announced he would start playing Dirty Dancing songs and this was definitely more than he could take. "That's it. I am done."

Sheldon had gotten up from his barstool and was ready to leave, when Leonard's hand collided with his arm and he stared to the entrance open-mouthed.

The lanky physicist rolled his eyes when he realized it was just Jody coming down the stairs. Everything here annoyed him… the drooling guys staring at her in her high heels and the red glittery dress, that ridiculous song called "Yes" and its stupid lyrics and the drunkards around him, that would probably vomit in front of his feet sooner or later.

Of course Jody had slapped on her angel-like smile again and definitely enjoyed her performance. She stopped for a second, saw Leonard and Sheldon, waved and went over to them.

"Hello guys" Her voice was sweet as honey.

"Hi" Leonard smiled. Sheldon remained quiet.

"Good thing I left my coat in the car, it's very hot in here" She tossed her blonde hair back to underline her statement and smiled again. "Where are Dr. Koothrappali and Dr. Wolowitz?"

"He isn't a doctor" Sheldon pointed out.

"On the dance floor" Leonard wasn't sure where exactly so he looked over again and yet again his eyes got caught.

"Sheldon" He mumbled.

"What" The physicist wasn't in the mood for anything anymore. He didn't know why, but Jody's attitude started to annoy him.

He still followed Leonard's look and his jaw dropped. It were Penny and Bernadette, definitely. But who was this stunner that was with them? Sheldon wasn't much into looks but he had to admit that this girl was truly the definition of beauty. When she had given her coat to the dresser and turned around his jaw dropped even more… this personified piece of absolute sexiness was her. Amy Farrah Fowler.