"ATCHOO!!" Takono sneezed in her hands. "Gross..."
Luffy handed her a tissue. Her reply was 'Thanks' with a stuffy sound on the n. She blew her nose and sniffed.
"Are you okay?" Suta asked her. Takono sniffed again and nodded. "Just a little sick."
"SICK?! SICK?! CHOPPER!!" Luffy and Suta both freaked out, running in circles, remembering when Nami was sick.
Takono sweatdropped. "I'm not gonna blow up. (sniff) I've been sick before. (Koff! Koff!)"
The two stopped. "Rea--"
BOOM!
The 3 heard a cannon shot blown from not too far away. The 3 recognized it. It was Buggy's ship.
Takono ran inside the nearest room. "GOING IN!!" She shut the door behind her, but then turned around to watch the fight.
Takonos POV
I can't believe it! Our-- well THEIR... first fight! Well... at least with me around...
The jolly roger had a big red nose and lines going through the eyes. What, is this a pirate ship or a circus?
And the answer to that question was the captain being a clown. His best men are a lion tamer and an acrobatic swordsman. Yep, this world's full of freaks.
"Big nose." I told myself. I heard a loud gasp, and a "Prepare the Buggy Ball, men!!" scream from the captain. After that, I shut my mouth.
The captain, who I'm just gonna name Buggy... (since his crew calls him that) was fighting Luffy, and through that door crack I was looking through, the Lion Tamer, a man with GIAAAAAAAAAAANT bunny ears, slammed the door open. And the door went RIGHT in my nose. Owie. He checked behind the door. I took a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG coat and put it over me. "Just a coathanger..." He sighed. He walked out.
"No treasure, captain. just a mysterious coathanger behind the door that shouted 'ow'." Pfft... mysterious coathanger... (giggle)
"Ah well, just a co--COATHANGERS DON'T GO OW!!" DAMMIT. SO CLOSE. Buggy slammed the door open again. My nose hurts!!
He pulled down the coat and I waved innocently. "Uh... hi...?" He smiled evilly. "You'll make a perfect hostage..."
He reached his hand out for my neck, but I freaked and kicked him right in the nuts. His expression was hilarious!! I could take a picture of it right now if I had a camera!! He fell on his knees and onto the ground, putting his hands where I'd rather not mention."Damn you... p-pink hair..." I smiled. I figured I'd punch him in the stomach too, but I thought I should be safe, so I walked away.
"W-Wait..." I spun around. "I'm not done with you yet... prepare to die a flashy death..." 'Flashy'?!
His hand detached from his wrist and headed for my neck again. I tried to dodge, but failed. WHAT KIND OF GUY IS HE?!
He picked me up from my spot. "Let... go... now..." I dug my nails into his hand. Glove. Whatever it was. His other hand had knives between his fingers. CRAP!! My legs couldn't reach him so I couldn't kick! I dug my nails in harder, but he didn't care.
"LET...GO...BIG...NOSE..." Uh oh.
He let go of my neck, frozen in anger. "WHAT... DID... YOU..." He forced a smile onto his face.
GULP.
I ran out of the room as fast as I could, and his sharp hand chased me. "OH COME ON! WHAT'D I SAY?!" I ran out of ideas and jumped in the water. A devil fruit user couldn't get me then! Hehehe!!
But stupid ol' me forgot that its his hand, not his whole body, so I'll be a wet corpse within an hour!! GRR! He pulled me out of the water from my collar, and pulled me in close to him. I was completely out of ideas so I kicked him in the nuts again. Oh I am SO HAPPY I was born a girl! Seconds later, he was back to normal.
"Are you ready to die yet, pink hair?" I was ready to give up, when...
"Ah...ah..."
"Hm?"
"ATCHOO!!" I sneezed all over Buggy. And got a droopy booger... "EWWWWWW... DROOPITY..." I put a hand over my nose, embarassed. Ehehe...
Grossed out, he let go, and I could breathe again!! That collar wasn't exactly a big V-neck. it was close to my neck and it practically chokes me by itself. Buggy was about to separate so his higher half could fly, but Robins hands came out of his shoulders and choked him. YEAH ROBIN!!
Buggys POV
My neck was being strangled by that 'Demon Child'. She's almost as bad as White or Blackbeard! She's interrupted pink hairs assassination. How DARE someone make fun of my nose?! Especially an annoying brat like HER!
The only people I wouldn't be too worried about is longnose, Roronoa Zoro, Nami and the tanuki. This one gets on my last nerve. She was also an idiot. She was running around the ship yelling "BOOGERS!! GIMME A TISSUE!!" She could've gone to the bathroom. Ah well. She'll die a flashy death like the rest of them.
The only problem with killing pirates is if you are one, you can't go collect money from marines. But as long as my reputation rises, I have nothing to worry about.
Luffys POV
(picks nose) I gots a boogie in my nose!
END POV
Takono stayed back, trying to think of how to beat them. She had no upper body strength, or fighting experience. She just watched everyone fight.
Usopp took out a rubber band and crouched down in front of Mohji. "USOPP wagooooooooomu..." SNAP! Mohji flinched and when he opened his eyes, Usopp was gone!
BONK!
Usopp was behind him with a rubber mallet, as the bunny-eared man fell to the ground.
Luffy brought back his fists. "GOMU GOMU NOOO..." He pulled his arms in front of him, shooting Buggy away. "BAZOOKA!!"
But Cabaji caught him with a lasso. "Not again, Captain." Buggy undid the rope around him. "Thank you, Cabaji."
Chopper took out a rumble ball. "Rumble."
GULP!
He swallowed it. "Jumpi--NO! GUARD POINT!" He turned into a big puffball and rolled around on deck to run over Buggy's crew.
Suta cupped her hands together, and when she opened her hands, a burst of blue energy bursted out at Buggy's crew.
Takono gasped. THATS IT!!
"LUFFY! USOPP! CHOPPER! C'MERE A SEC!!" The 3 stopped what they were doing and ran to Takono. "I have a plan..."
Buggy raised an eyebrow. "What are you doing? I'm clearly the stronger one."
Takono stuck out her tongue and pulled her lower eyelid. "Blehh!! Says you!!" She spat and continued setting up her plan.
Luffy grabbed both sides of the ship and pulled himself back. Usopp glued his tabasco boshis to Choppers body. Chopper leaned on Luffy, with Suta behind him. Her and Luffy blushed.
"Ready guys?" The 3 nodded.
"Gomu gomu no..."
"Hissatsu..."
Luffy lifted his feet from the ground and forced Chopper into the air. "Super Wagomu Boshi!!"
Chopper readied himself. "Rumble..." in an instant, he became a big puffball again. "Guard Point!!" Suta was right on top of him. She surrounded Chopper with blue energy to put more affect on his landing. He landed over half of the crew and rolled around to run them over. As a result with Sutas devil fruit power, the men Chopper hit was wounded and badly burnt.
"Whoot!" Luffy and Suta hi-fived and hugged.
Takono couldn't help but smile. "My brains like a fat old man--BIG AND WRINKLY!!"
Luffy was confused. "Wha?"
"The more wrinkles your brain has, the smarter you are," Nami explained.
Buggy was frustrated. It was just him and less than 1/4 of his crew left. (7 people)
Luffy cracked his knuckles, then threw his arms back. "Gomu gomu no..."
Buggy put his hands in front of him for defense. "W-WAIT!"
"Bazookaaa!!" He shot Buggy into the air until he was out of sight. His arms snapped back, and he asked the 6 scared crewmates, "Anyone else?"
Everyone just ran onto the ship with the rest of the unconscious bodies and sailed away.
"That..." Everyone looked back at Takono. "WAS SO COOL!!"
Luffy smiled. "It's like this everyday!! Trust me." That made Takono even more excited. She was about to repeat herself even louder when everyone heard a faint 'buru buru buru buru...' from their Denden Mushi. Franky walked into the kitchen and picked it up. "Y'ello."
Takono and Suta walked in, hoping to eavesdrop. Franky handed the mic to Takono. "Its for you." She took the mic from Franky. She'd only been there for a week and she already got a phonecall.
"Hello?"
Silence.
"Helloooo?" She was about to ask Franky if he heard a hangup noise, when she heard a quiet, ominous voice...
"Takono..." The voice called. She froze and couldn't breathe. Nobody knew why. She slowly hung up, with her hand shaking furiously. Suta waved a hand in front of her face. "You okay?"
She gave no answer. Not even a blink.
"Takonoooooooo!!" She called again.
"Huh?" She turned around. "I-I'm fine."
"Are you su--"
"I'm fine... Really..." She walked out of the room, and after one step outside, she ran into the womens room and locked the door, all as fast as she could. She put her hand over her forehead.
"What just happened...?" She asked herself quietly. "How does he know I'm still alive...?"
She ran to a bed and punched the mattress as hard as she could, and stuck her face into a pillow. All you could hear was a muffled scream, 'NO!!'
Suta was staring at the womens room door. Is she okay? She thought. Luffy ran up to Suta. "SUTA!! Wanna play... Suta?"
She looked at him. "Something wrong?"
"Nah... just a little confused..." She looked back at him.
"Why?" She sighed. "Dunno."
Sanji was right next to the womens room door, staring at the door. "I hope everythings alright..." He sighed.