Non-theme related drabble

"Law!" Luffy came charging over.

"And this is why I don't bother napping, it never lasts." The Supernova grumbled. He sat up from where he had been laying back against Bepo's sprawled form. "What's up Luffy?"

"I just remembered something Kidd told me a while back."

"Oh, this ought to be good..." Law rolled his eyes.

"He said you needed to get laid." Jaws dropped all around. "I don't really get it but he said it would help you be less angry and- Law?" Luffy stopped when he felt the weird dark aura coming off the other captain. "I don't get it. What's wrong?"

"Nothing captain," Robin said, she had recovered first. She giggled before turning back to her book. Usopp had left the chess game he was playing with Penguin to sneak up behind Luffy and grab him in case Law tried to kill him. Shachi was barely containing his own laughter.

Luffy, who still didn't understand, looked back at Law. "Can I help with it?" And he meant that sincerely. He always wanted to help his friends.

"Oh, I'm sure he would love to have your help with that." Shachi laughed. Now Penguin was the one trying to get to his crew mate before Law killed him.

Instead, Law elbowed Bepo in the ribs sharply causing the bear to roll over and away from him and flop on to Shachi. He watched for a moment as Shachi squirmed under the bear's weight before standing and brushing the sand off his pants. "Kidd can go suck an egg." He walked with Luffy toward the Sunny.

Luffy tilted his head. "Is that what he meant?" Birds laid eggs after all, that made sense.

Law leaned forward down to Luffy's ear and whispered gently to him. A light pink dusted across the teen's cheeks when he pulled away. "That's what Kidd meant."

Luffy looked away. "Kidd's a pervert." He looked back at Law with a grin. "Does it work? 'Cuz I would be happy to help with that."

~ It was brought to my attention that I'm rather mean to Kidd in my writings, -shrug- passive aggression to all the fics I see with him and LawLu, my friend mentioned a KiddLaw pairing and without thinking I immediately said "Ew, no. That's gross." -facepalm-