The Awkward Encounters of New Directions and Blaine

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A series of one shots: The inside joke

You guys will probably get the joke way before New Directions does. Once you get the inside joke mentioned in this piece, go back and reread the joke lines. I happen to think they're pretty creative. Thank you google magic!

Let the awkwardness begin!

"I just don't get it," Puck groaned. "They've been doing it the entire day! And I don't even know what they're talking about!"

Kurt and Blaine had been going back and forth the entire day with some inside joke they had, giggling like school girls and constantly congratulating each other. It started sometime that morning while all the New Direction kids plus Blaine were hanging out at a small fair being held in town.

They had been walking along when they passed a corn dog stand, and Kurt and Blaine had immediately burst into laughter, Blaine practically hanging off of Kurt, who was barely able to breathe.

The group stared at them.

"Um, guys?" Finn asked hesitantly, "Are you two alright?"

"Fine!" Kurt gasped out.

"Yeah," Blaine laughed. "Just a little inside joke between me and Kurt."

"Baloney pony?" Kurt asked Blaine.

"Power drill!" Blaine exclaimed.

The two erupted into more laughter while Kurt high fived Blaine. "Excellent!"

The New Directions exchanged glances. "What are you guys talking about?" asked Rachel, turning to Finn. "Is this some guy thing about power tools?"

But the other boys shook their heads. Clearly they didn't get Kurt and Blaine's joke either.

Blaine and Kurt glanced at each other before laughing again. "It's nothing," Kurt laughed. "Come on lets go enjoy the fair!"

"Magic wand," Blaine said.

"Joy stick," Kurt retorted.

And on and on it went!

"So what do you think they are talking about?" Sam asked Finn. "I mean, he is your brother."

Finn threw up his hands. "Do not look at me! But now that I think about it, they were doing the same exact thing over the weekend. They just kept saying random shit and cracking up about it! I don't understand!"

"Jack hammer!"

"Jack-in-the-box!"

"Nice!"

"See?" Finn said, exasperated, "They've been doing this awhile. I just wish I knew what it was they were talking about!"

"I know what you mean man," Puck said, looking confused, "Usually I can read those two boys better than all of you pansy's, no offense," he added towards the rest of the gang, "But I'm as lost as everyone else."

"Maybe it's a gay thing?" Mercedes offered.

"Long John silver!"

"Bread in the basket!"

"Summer sausage!"

"Little solider!"

"Pork sword!"

"Beef bayonet!"

"Pogo stick!"

"Purple headed Cobra!"

"Ok!" Puck yelled, "What the hell is a purple headed Cobra?"

Kurt and Blaine snorted. "You would know Puck, you would know."

"Were you two watching animal planet again?" Finn asked. "I mean that's cool. We won't make fun of you guys for it if you were."

"Nope," Kurt laughed, Blaine sniggering beside him. "We weren't watching animal planet," he said, as though he were hiding a big secret."

"Porrige stirrer?" Blaine offered hesitantly.

Kurt looked thoughtful for a moment before smiling and nodding. "Yup, it works!"

"What works?" everyone screamed.

"This is actually frustrating me now," Quinn said.

"I'm really lost," Brittany said. "I'm even more lost that I usually am. Why are they talking about stirring porridge?"

"Don't worry about it guys," Blaine smiled. "Let get in line for the Ferris wheel!" he said excitedly.

Kurt giggled, clutching his side, looking all sorts of adorable.

"Oh," Blaine said excitedly, "Which one have you got now?"

"Milk factory!" Kurt burst out, and the two erupted into even more laughter.

The group just sighed, turning and heading over to the line at the Ferris wheel. "I'm honestly at the point where I really don't want to know," Finn sighed.

"I do!" Puck said. "Those two are driving me crazy and I want to know what the hell they are talking about! Everything they say is usually laced with hilarity for everyone!"

"It's true," Santana said. "Whether we are making fun of them or getting out laughs from them there's no doubt that those two are a hilarious duo."

"Twizzler!"

"Chick stick!"

"Palm pickle!"

"Third leg!"

"Oooohhhhhhh," Puck said, actually blushing now that Kurt and Blaine had arrived at the more obvious ones, "Now I get it."

"What?" the rest of them asked. "What! Tell us!"

Puck shook his head looking disturbed. "Just listen. You'll get it."

"Trouser trout!"

"Skin flute!"

"Hot beef injection!"

"Peter Peter lady greeter!"

At this the two boys couldn't continue because they were laughing too hard. "This was way more fun in public," Kurt choked. "We need to definitely do it again!"

"That's it!" Santana burst. "You two are going to tell us what you two have been going on about all day! Now! I am about ready to flip a bitch!"

Kurt and Blaine smiled sneakily at each other.

"You mean," Blaine said slowly, "When we're talking about things like lightsabers?"

"Or like the Eiffel tower?" Kurt offered.

"Or twig and berries?"

"Or tallywacker?"

"Yes!" the group screamed. "What are you two talking about?"

Kurt wrapped a hand around Blaine's waist, "Well," he smirked, "For example, I just love Blaine's one eyed trouser snake!"

Blaine smirked too, catching on. "And I absolutely adore Kurt's heat seeking love missile!"

Kurt giggled. "Nice one. Oh! And I just can't get enough of Blaine's big Jim and the twins!"

"Clever!" Blaine praised. "But nothing can compare to your super secret agent hosepipe!" He finished.

The group just stood there in awe. "So…" Finn said, as though he didn't really understand it, "The whole day you guys have been coming up with names for…for a penis?"

"Yup!" Kurt said happily. "We started the game two days ago and have been playing ever since. The only rule is no repeats."

Blaine smiled fondly at Kurt, "It's good for bonding. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!"

"Seriously," Kurt added, "We've been going non-stop for days with this."

"That is so what she said!" Puck screamed.

Kurt and Blaine stood there in shock for a moment. Then the two boys looked at each other, before each of them pulled equally frightening grins.

"You game?" Kurt asked.

Blaine laughed. "I am so game!"

"Why are they grinning like that?" Artie asked Puck. "I'm scared."

"Guys," Puck said, "You're starting to freak us out a little."

"Yeah," Tina said warily, "Guys…?"

"Well," Santana said, clearly in a good mood, "That game sounds like a lot of fun." She turned to Kurt and Blaine. "Keep it up guys!"

"That's what she said!" Kurt laughed, causing Blaine to fall to the ground, clutching his side, laughing violently.

"Hey Kurt," Blaine laughed, "How would you like to eat a hot dog!"

"That's what she said! Or get a giant pixie stick?" Kurt snorted.

"That's what she said!"

"Congratulations Puck," Finn said angrily, smacking Puck upside the head. "You have officially corrupted my brother and his boyfriend! They'll be doing this joke for days!"

"Yeah!" Rachel shrieked. "They won't be able to keep their mouths shut!"

"That's what she said!"

"Oh for the love of God!"

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