Random and slightly pointless introduction: Sorry, ChipsAhoyPup, I had to put Tohru in this chapter. But to make up for that, I made Shigure talk a lot.

If you still haven't figure it out:

kyos_TRUE_love: Kagura

why-am-i-always-a-riceball: Tohru

WOmans_best_friend: Shigure

PrinceYuki: Yuki

birdy: Kureno

Happiest-Bunny-Ever: Momiji

3894yhr3b4ihfblw: Haru

I_AM_GOD: Akito

leave_me_alone: Kyo

Horses-are-awesome: Rin

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kyos_TRUE_love has logged on.

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birdy has logged on.

WOmans_best_friend: Dammit! Why won't you just DIE Kureno?!?!?

birdy: Death is too easy. I deserve to suffer...

WOmans_best_friend: GAH!! I made him TOO emo!!!

I_AM_GOD: Are you gonna say it or not, Rin? PICK ONE ALREADY!!

Horses-are-awesome: No, no, I think I'll drag it out a bit longer.

I_AM_GOD: YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE!!!

Horses-are-awesome: Am I? Good. You deserve it.

I_AM_GOD: Either say it, or don't say it, I CAN'T STAND THE WAITING!!!!

Happiest-Bunny-Ever: Rin, what are you and Akito talking about?

WOmans_best_friend: A huge secret!!

birdy: That no one knows!!

WOmans_best_friend: Except Akito, Ren, Kureno (who sucks, by the way), Hatori, Ayame, Rin, and me. Oh, plus a bunch of servants, and some other random family members who's names are never specified in the manga.

kyos_TRUE_love: What's the secret?

leave_me_alone: Not much of a secret if so many people know about it.

WOmans_best_friend: But it's a shocking secret!! Even though the readers already know it, wost of you don't, so it makes an interesting twist in the story. Even though this isn't the real story, this is just a fanfiction.

leave_me_alone: What the hell are you talking about?

3894yhr3b4ihfblw: Yeah, I'm confused... AND FOR THE RECORD, I'M HARU!!!

WOmans_best_friend: Wait, I'm not supposed to give the fact that we're living in a false reality away!! Uhh... I'M INSANE!!!!! I... I LIKE PURPLE!!!! I MARRIED KYO YESTERDAY!!! WITHOUT HIM KNOWING!!! HARU IS A GHOST AAAHHHH!!!! RIN EATS PIE ALL THE TIME AND I ALWAYS STEAL IT FROM HER!!!!

leave_me_alone: ...?

PrinceYuki: What's going on

WOmans_best_friend: STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!

WOmans_best_friend has logged off.

3894yhr3b4ihfblw: Do I even WANT to know what he was talking about?

kyos_TRUE_love: I highly doubt it.

WOmans_best_friend has logged on.

WOmans_best_friend: And for the record, ominous writer, I think you should kill Kureno soon. You're dragging it on too much and it's not funny any more.

(Bolt of lightning hits Shigure)

WOmans_best_friend: Hey!! I have the right to my opinions!

(another bolt of lighting hits him)

WOmans_best_friend: ...I guess I don't have the right to my opinions.

WOmans_best_friend has logged off.

3894yhr3b4ihfblw: WTF?

birdy: As he said himself, he's insane.

why-am-i-always-a-riceball: We should get him some help.

Happiest-Bunny-Ever: Like a therapist?

PrinceYuki: I vote we just throw him in an asylum and call it a day.

3894yhr3b4ihfblw: Yeah, I'd have to agree.

birdy: Not a bad idea at all, Yuki.

I_AM_GOD: Yes, perfect, let's go.

leave_me_alone: Great idea, Yuki, I'll get the net.

why-am-i-always-a-riceball: Kyo agrees with Yuki and they're going to work together to get Shigure to go to the loony bin!!! THAT'S ONE STEP CLOSER TO GETTING MARRIED!! ^_^

kyos_TRUE_love: OMG IT'S COMPETITION!!! I'LL KILL YOU, YUKI!!!!!! DIE, MAN-STEALER!!!!!!

leave_me_alone: Yuki, I am not nor will I ever be willing to marry you.

PrinceYuki: Right back at you.

leave_me_alone: Good. That's settled a second time.

3894yhr3b4ihfblw: Why does Tohru want you guys to get married?

Happiest-Bunny-Ever: She's a yaoi fan.

3894yhr3b4ihfblw: Ohhhh that makes sense.

leave_me_alone: Okay, now I'm ACTUALLY committing suicide. Get the net yourselves, goodbye world, blah blah blah.

leave_me_alone has logged off.

kyos_TRUE_love: NO, DON'T!!!

kyos_TRUE_love has logged off.

PrinceYuki: I'm right behind you, Kyo, this is freaking me out too much.

PreinceYuki has logged off.

birdy: Okay, then I'LL get the giant net for Shigure.

3894yhr3b4ihfblw: I'll get the rope.

I_AM_GOD: I'll get the poison dart thingies that knock people out.

Happiest-Bunny-Ever: ...Are you sure this is the right way to deal with this?

I_AM_GOD: Of course it's not the right way to deal with it.

birdy: Who cares? I hate Shigure.

3894yhr3b4ihfblw: And I'm just bored.

Horses-are-awesome: AKITO IS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horses-are-awesome has logged off.

I_AM_GOD: Shit.

I_AM_GOD has logged off.

birdy: Ohhhh noooo...

birdy has logged off.

Happiest-Bunny-Ever: What?!?!?!?

3894yhr3b4ihfblw: ...Yeah, whatever, I'm just gonna go get Shigure and put him in the funny farm.

3894yhr3b4ihfblw has logged off.

why-am-i-always-a-riceball: This is not news to me.

why-am-i-always-a-riceball has logged off to go be stupid and annoying.

Happiest-Bunny-Ever: OMG...

Happiest-Bunny-Ever: I'm SO telling everyone I know.

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Review please?

I had fun with this chapter. You can probably tell...