Contract Lenses
Disclaimer: Ok, seriously (lol Sirius…) if I did own Harry Potter I wouldent be writing this, I would be finishing up Harry Potter 7 (which is coming out 07/07/07)
This is the best! Ok, just to let you know, this is not the work of the people the use this account. This story is made and thought up by KL, and is also copyrighted to her( we wish) and if you want to use our ideas, please ask, we can be very forgiving. Ok, so bundle up and get ready for a wild ride and ….HAVE FUN!
Scarface has entered the chat room
Aracniphobic-Red-Head has entered the chat room
Book-worm has entered the chat room
Scarface: Hey Hermione where are you?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: yeah….. i dont see you anywhere in the common room
Book-worm: Where do you think I am?
Scarface: In Candyland?
Book-worm: ………No……..
Scarface: Then you must be in the library reading... again.
Book-worm: Your right, I am at the library, but I'm not reading.
Scarface: Then what are you doing?
Book-worm: Why would I be reading when I'm talking to you two idiots…..
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: because you love me…..
Book-worm: …
Scarface: But still, you're usually reading even when you are on.
Book-worm: FYI, I'm doing my homework. Would you like to come join me? Professor McGonagall told me that you haven't been doing your homework.
Scarface: No…..I think were fine….But, what does FYI mean?
Book-worm: For you information.
Book-worm: …ok then Ron, do you want to?
Scarface: Do what?
Book-worm: ARGH! Omg! Do you want to do your homework with me!
Scarface: Uhh… What does omg mean?
Book-worm: oh my gosh.
Scarface: What happened?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: did you die and then fall from heaven
Book-worm: RONALD! How many times have I told you not to say that!
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: once….. (cheesy grin)
Book-worm: Anyways! Do you two want to come to the library and do your homework with me?
Scarface: No…..Hey! How about you come to the common room?
Book-worm: It's too noisy and there are too many people in there.
Scarface: Actually, there's almost no one here.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: whats astigmatism
Book-worm: A what?
Scarface: Where did that come from?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: A box…..
Book-worm: I know what it is!
Scarface: How do you know…..Oh wait…Stupid question……..Of course you know because you are Hermoine…. Or are you…
Book-worm: It has something to do with eyes. Where did you get the box from Ron?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: fred and george gave it to me…..they said it was ground dragon claws
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark has entered the chat room
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark: Don't say the word!
Scarface: What's the word?
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark: You know the word……
Book-worm: Do you even know the word?
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark: Ummm……Uh….. Uh…. SHUT UP! –Starts sobbinguncontroably -
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Scarface: Stalker!
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark has entered the chat room
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark: HA! You said it!
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: said what
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark: The word.
Scarface: Is stalker the word?
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark: NO!
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Aracniphobic-Red-Head: hermione, what are contract lenses
Book-worm: No you idiot! Contact lenses! They help your sight.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: hey harry….. you should try them
Scarface: Ok.
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Book-worm: So…..It's just you and me now. What to sing "Kum bah yah"?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: sure…..but first answer my question….and dont get mad……did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Scarface has entered the chat room
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: hiya harry
Scarface: her,onid ne binr
Book-worm: What?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: he said hermione im blind
Book-worm: What?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: He said…
Book-worm: I know what he said!
Scarface: contavt kences sucj
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: he said contract lenses suck
Book-worm: There called contact lenses.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: thats what i lenses
Book-worm: No.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: yes
Book-worm: Whatever!
Book-worm: Harry, how did you put them on?
Scarface: k sowkki taoed tghen tin nu gkasses
Book-worm: Oh, that's not how you do it!
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: hey! you understood what he said
Book-worm: So?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: you never understood before
Book-worm: It was just one time, and I knew what he said anyways.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: yeah well……well
Book-worom: Oh be quiet. Anyways, you don't put them on your glasses Harry; you put them on your eyes
Scarface: Ohh, ok.
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Aracniphobic-Red-Head: so im going to ask you once more….
Book-worm: La la la I cant here you…
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: fine then……. Hey wait... you cant hear me anyways because were typing
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark has entered the chat room
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark: Don't say it!
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: it!
Book-worm: Don't say what, the word?
Book-worm: Hey! That means you figured out what the word is! What is it?
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark: Ok, the word is….
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark has left the chat room
Book-worm: Well, we may never know the word.
Scarface has entered the chat room
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: how are they harry
Scarface: hrw ate wdat?
Book-worm: Well, he's still spelling everything wrond so there not good.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: the contracts of course! right……
Book-worm: Ron, for the last time there contact! I don't even know where you got contracts from.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: thats what i said
Book-worm: No you didn't, otherwise I wouldn't be telling you you're wrong.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: yes i did
Book-worm: Nope.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: yes i did……..
Book-worm: Just shut up…. What did Harry say anyways?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: he said how are what
Scarface: There horrivle. Me blihf.
Book-worm: Well, what did he say?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: their horrible im blind
Book-worm: Well, what did you do this time Harry?
Scarface: eye sello tsped thsm to my eyds.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: he said….
Book-worm: I know what he said Ron…
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: how…
Book-worm: I just did. Now drop it. Harry, did you take them out of the package?
Scarface: Ni.
Book-worm: That explans a lot…… take them off, I'll be right there.
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Aracniphobic-Red-Head: im all alone….. theres no one here beside me….
Cat in the hat has entered the chat room
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: na na na na….na na na na….hey hey hey…..good bye
Cat in the hat: Ah, Mr. Weasly, have you finally done you homework?
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: uhh…….
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Cat in the hat: I'll take that as a no.
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Scarface has entered the chat room
Aracniphobic-Red-Head has entered the chat room
Scarface: Ouch!
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: what
Scarface: Never mind it worked.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: how did you do it
Scarface: I took them out of the package and spello taped them to my eyes but then I blinked.
Aracniphobic-Red-Head: then what
Scarface: I took the tape out of my eye and I could see.
C has entered the chat room
G has entered the chat room
C: ugg
G: ugg
C: malfoy
Scarface: He's not here.
Book-worm has entered the chat room
Slytherin-hottie has entered the chat room
Book-worm: So, did it work Harry?
Scarface: Yeah!
G: malfoy
Slytherin-hottie: Crabbe, Golye. I said the Slytherin secret chat room not the main one.
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Scarface: You guys what to go?
Book-worm: What ever.
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Aracniphobic-Red-Head: fine…..dont ask me then……..DONT LEAVE WITHOUT ME!
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Toad.on.the.road has entered the chat room
Toad.on.the.road: Is anyone here…..
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark has entered the chat room
Toad.on.the.road: Don't tell me. You're a tree.
Trees,are,friendly,don't,bite,the,bark: No! Don't say the word!
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Toad.on.the.road: What's the word? Hey, is anyone else here?
Toad.on.the.road: There isn't anyone here, is there…..
Toad.on.the.road: Well, I guess im talking to myself again….
Toad.on.the.road: Oh well………..
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Ok, Were sorry that this took so long but with school starting and me, Willowlegs have all acidemic (SP?) corses this semseter, its not fun with homework. But, we hope to get the next one out soon!