Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts The original Chapter 7: Down Draco Down!, a harry potter fanfic

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Everyone saw Elmo come out of Neville's Cauldron.

Girls awed while the guys were just sat there like what the hell is going on.

'P-Professor…E-Elmo came out of my Cauldron.' Neville squeaked.

'Well isn't that obvious!' The icy voice of Snape said glaring at his child hood horror toy.

Snape was scared of Elmo but refused to show it. Well There is a reason Snape hates muggle toys…Especially ELMO! When he was a small little boy, around seven or eight his mother bought him a muggle toy. It was his first time he ever got a muggle toy. It hugged the furry thing and asked

'What's your name?'

Elmo, since it was a toy only replied,

'Hi! I like to be tickled hehehe!'

Since he was a little boy he didn't quite understand these things. But Severus was quite a violent little child until that day. When he got really jumpy after this, even if little kids called his name…The memory stuck to him like glue. Something really horrible happened. Elmo didn't answer the things he asked…About 5 minutes of asking he smashed Elmo. But than blood came trickling out of Elmo while saying 'Elmo loves you…' He had been scared ever since. There was something horrifying about this. He can laugh at it but he is still scared. And today, Elmo has come back.

Snape watched to see what happens next. Elmo slowly turned towards his way.

'Elmo knows where you live…' Elmo said.

The whole class flinched at the freakiness of the monster.

Trying to remain calm Snape just glared at the thing.

'And?' He said coldly.

'Elmo also knows why you don't smile…'

Oh no PLEASE don't say why. PLEASE! Snape pleaded in his mind.By this the whole class was listening carefully.

'It's because…'

NONONO!!! Snape screamed in his head.

'It's because you get…'

'SCILENCE!' Snape screamed.

'Well. Elmo will continue to tickle you if you don't tell everyone' Elmo giggled.

'What?' Snape shuddered.

Elmo got closer and closer

'Don't you dare get close to me' Snape said holding a wand.

'Elmo's coming for you' Elmo said in a singing like voice.

Everyone gasped with horror. This little creature was a mad furry thing on the loose.

'Aghh!! Expelliarmus! ' Snape yelled but it bounced right off of Elmo and almost hit Snape. When the spell missed Snape everyone was upset.

'Fine! I'll reveal it!!' Screamed Snape.

'Ooooh too bad you don't want to play tickle me Elmo!' Elmo said sadly.

'Er…right' Snape said

'Hurry up or Elmo will hump you!'

'AGHH!!! I'm hurrying I'm hurrying!…I don't smile becauseifIdoIgetdimples!' spluttered Snape.

'English please' Elmo said playing a piano that looked like it was drawn and colored in a sketchy way.

'I. DON'T. SMILE. BECAUSE. IF. I. DO. I. GET. DIMPLES.' Snape said looking like he was gonna burst a vain.

'Ok! Elmo's work here is done! Bye bye!' Elmo said jumping back in to the Cauldron.

'What the-!?!?' Spluttered Snape while everyone waved goodbye while sniggering at the reason why Snape didn't smile.

After Potions was over everyone was murmuring about how exciting Potions was.

Michelle noticed the look on Simone's face how she looked like she wanted Draco.

Michelle sighed and walked up to Draco.

'Draco, I need to talk to you about something privately...Don't worry Pansy I don't like him' Michelle said seriously but rolling her eyes in the last sentence.

Pansy de-clinged from Draco while Michelle and Draco took a different path to Defense Against Dark Arts. While walking off Michelle could feel the jealous stare of Simone from her back.

'So…What do you need to talk to me about?' Draco asked.

'Well, you know my friend who's in Gryffindor?'

'Which one?' Draco smirked.

'The one that came to Hogwarts with me.'

'Oh…yeah. What about her?'

'Well…She kinda…er…Well maybe REALLY…Fancies you.'

Draco smirked

The Prince of Slytherin STRIKES AGAIN! Oh man all the girls love me…except a few but I know Granger can't resist my sexiness. I shall soon be a sex god!!!! Draco thought praying that Michelle couldn't read minds.

'Uh…So what do you want me to do?' Draco asked feeling uneasy.

'Can you say something nice or be her partner in one class? It will really make her day.' Michelle said.

What these two didn't know is that Simone was silently listening to Michelle and Draco's conversation.

'Sure. That's easy…' Draco shrugged.

Simone felt like she could hug them both…But she remembered that they didn't know she was there.

Soon they all got to DADA.

And there new teacher…er…well their old teacher was there! It was Remus Lupin!

Everyone was happy including the Slytherin's.

'Well its very good to be back! Well today we are going to work with Angelic flower pixies. These pixies are very beautiful pixies, they can read minds and grant them too if they are good. They are sweet and loving creatures…But they cant mess with people's minds or switch wishes…and…er…Guys will um have a little problem…You will see…They weakest point is to look extremely ugly, so think of the ugliest thing in the world while saying the spell. Does anyone know what color they are? Ah…Ms. Granger?' Lupin said smiling at the class who were all smiling back at him.

'They are yellow but have a beautiful goldish orb around them' Hermione said with pride.

'Wonderful! Take 10 points Gryffindor! Now we need to get in pairs. You can be in different houses, We will be working with them for a week. Now get into pairs please and I will bring you a cage with one pixie in it. But please do not open it until I tell you the proper spell!'

Draco quickly went up to Simone.

'Hey, wanna be partners? Cause Pansy is gonna wish for me to marry her if you don't.'

Draco said smirking.

'S-Sure!' Simone said quite red.

Michelle was partners with Harry. Hermione and Ron (The couple) were partners. Pansy and Goyle were partners. While Crabbe and Ginny were busy scowling each other were partners.

'Now get your wands out! Just flick and repeat the word I say, fremilius (A/N: I don't know Latin so I'm just making up a random word heheheh)

They all sat down. Draco and Simone decided Draco should open the cage. Draco opened the cage, one beautiful pixie came out wearing an extremely short short one piece…practically revealing everything.

Draco could feel him self getting a hard on…He couldn't have a hard on in class…Oh no oh no no no!

Down Draco Down!! Cold showers, Naked Hagrid, Naked Death eaters dancing around! AGHHHHHH!!! Mental images mental images! Now I'm just traumatized!!! Draco thought. Than the Pixie walked towards Simone.

'F-Fremilius…' Simone said nervously but nothing happened.

Draco realized she didn't flick her wand properly.

'Here…' Draco said holding her hand showing her how to flick it properly.

Simone was bright pink.

'Thanks…' she said quietly.

The pixie now walked over Draco seductively.

'Fremilius!' He said thinking of the ugliest thing in the world.

Than the pixie all the sudden…

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A/N: Hello everyone! Thanks for those who have been reviewing and reading! I have 7 pages!! Yeah! I'm so happy! It might be hard for me to make more chappies because I'm not supposed to be on and I have my end of term exams right now! But I'll try my best! Anyways…1MORE REVIEW GETS ANOTHER CHAPPIE!