That's Not How It Happened
Holy shit guys. I'm so sorry that this story took FOREVER to update. I'm kinda consumed with my main story but now, we'll finally see how things went in Gravis' point of view, which is pretty much one big jab at young adult novels, which I'm NOT a fan of. Seriously, they're all the same. Anyway, I'm rambling. Read on.
Gravis' Chapter: Ninja Dystopia
"The land of Ninjago was overrun with dystopia but then again, when is it not?"
The once bustling Ninjago City was gritty shadow of its former glory. Drugs and crime ran rampant in the heavily polluted metropolis. However, the city wasn't devoid of all hope.
Gravis led a small ragtag group in a secret plot to overthrow the corrupted government. Due to their harsh lives in the city, they were devoid of any real personalities other than being sarcastic badasses.
"Any bright idea, genius?" Turner deadpanned towards Neuro, who was one of the smarter members of the gang.
"Look who's talking." The master of mind retorted.
"Enough fighting," Gravis scolded them, "We alone can't get rid of the evil president. But I do know of a certain girl, the most badass in all of Ninjago."
"Hey! I'm already a girl! Why can't I be the main heroine!?" Camille pointed out.
"As I was saying," Gravis continued, ignoring the master of form's complaints, "She could help us since being a badass is the only thing that'll give a girl any validation in this society."
"But I'm also a badass! We all are!" The purple-haired token girl complained.
You're already grouped with us so no significance for you." Gravis shut her down.
"And so, we set out to find the one girl in Ninjago who has the least personality."
"What do you mean 'least personality'?" Nya complained.
"It's just how girls are in this story." The master of gravity shrugged off the samurai's indignation.
"I assume we have similar interests." Nya inspected Gravis and his group once they caught up with her.
"Of course," The master of gravity started, "I'm a guy with issues over my parentage and background and you're an emotionally repressed girl who suffered some type of injustice by the government. On top of that, we hate everything. That's a sign that we'll be the important ones in this adventure."
Suddenly, the group was ambushed by agents of Ninjago City but Nya took them all down with just her wits and prowess with weapons just as quickly as they came.
"So we take that as a 'yes'?" Ash asked.
"I do have my own reasons to fight against the government… and there are also two guys important in my life..." Nya's thoughts drifted to two certain young men...
"Oh my freakin' god! It's been years! Give that stupid love triangle a rest already!" Nya complained.
"Hey, every story like this also has to have a love triangle. Deal with it."
After a bunch of generic battles, the elemental masters and Nya formed a plan to free Ninjago.
"Here's the plan," Gravis told the others, "Nya will infiltrate the government headquarters, we'll fight off the soldiers, and Cole and Jay will enter a truce filled with a certain kind of context so both of them can help Nya. We'll have to be very careful if we want this plan to succeed."
"Me? I'm always careful!" Bolobo boasted.
"Really? Do you even remember that time you tried to fix that lightning rod in the middle of a storm?" Shade retorted.
"Knock it off!" Ash halted their argument, "Okay, Gravis.
"The plan went smoothly at first but as always, there was a hitch..."
The government unveiled a super weapon that will brainwash the entire city. The only weapon Gravis and the others had left was one bomb. The master of gravity had a plan and was aware of the risk...
"There's no way we could stop that thing!" Jay exclaimed.
"There's only one way to save the city!" Gravis grabbed the bomb and used his powers to dive straight for the building and the corrupt leaders inside it.
"What are you doing!?" Cole was shocked that he would resort to such measures.
"Gravis! No!" Nya and the elemental masters begged him to find another way.
"I actually liked working with you guys. But now, my time has come." Gravis bade the others farewell just before the bomb detonated.
The building exploded, marking the end of a nightmarish era and freeing Ninjago from tyranny… at a bittersweet cost.
"That's not how it happened!"
Again, Gravis, the elemental masters, and the ninja are back in the still ruined Samurai X lair.
"If that actually happened, you wouldn't even be here!" Lloyd pointed out the terrible logic in Gravis' crappy story.
"Can we go home now?" Jay whined.
"But you haven't heard my story!" Ash complained.
"I'll go!" Camille shouted, snatching the master of smoke's chance for the spotlight.
"Why do I feel this will get us nowhere?" Cole asked.
The others shushed him so the master of form can start her story, hoping they won't have to wait for so long this time.
"Since you guys can't tell a proper story, I'll show you how it's done..."
We're almost done. I'm gonna do Camille & Ash's stories and then we'll see what really happened. Again, I'm sorry for not updating for a while & review.