Yu Yu Hakusho
Knockin' On Hell's Door
Written by: Spike (who does not own YYH)
::This is crap. No way are we going to fight each other!::
------------------Chapter 6: Denial on the 7th Trial------------------
"Well? If you aren't going to fight each other, you aren't going anywhere."
::That's just fine with me. I've beaten Kuwabara in fistfights before; I don't need to it again to prove our worth at this door.::
"Come on, Urameshi! I'll take the first punch!! HYAAAAAAH!!"
Kuwabara lunged at Yusuke, fists curled, ready to fight. Yusuke didn't even try to block; he just moved out of the way whenever Kuwabara charged.
::Like a tank you are, Kuwabara. That's your mistake.::
"Come on, Urameshi!! Fight me!!!"
The dodging went on for quite some time, until finally Yusuke'd had enough.
::Fine. If you want to get your head beaten off your head, it's not my problem.::
"Alright, Kuwabara, here I come!"
Yusuke lunged at Kuwabara, and the two charged towards each other, fire in each other's eyes, but maybe that was just the fires of Hell.
::Yes, yes, yes! That's what we need down here in Hell! It gets so boring, being locked away, and here is my greatest ancestor, come to fight! Oh, what fun this is!::
The two of them connected, but Kuwabara was the one who faltered. Encouraged, Yusuke unleashed a flurry of punches that eventually knocked Kuwabara out in one swift uppercut.
::Easy enough. I just hope Kuwabara's OK.::
"You asked for it, Kuwabara, so there it is. Enjoy!"
Leaving Kuwabara senseless on the floor, Yusuke passed through the 8th gate. As soon as Yusuke was out of sight, the voice spoke.
"Demons! Take this pathetic excuse for a human and drop him in the Death Pit!"
"Yes sir!"
Four large, dog-eared demons came to Kuwabara's body and dragged him away, still unconscious. Yusuke, blasting ahead towards the 7th gate, hadn't noticed.
Meanwhile, Botan was still pacing in Koenma's office, impatiently waiting for Yusuke to return.
"Oh, Yusuke... I hope nothing bad has happened to you yet. I pray you'll come out safe and sound, so we'll be together again..."
"Koenma, sir!"
Koenma looked up from his sweaty distress at his servant, Ogre.
"Yeah? What is it, Ogre? Hurry up, I'm getting a pee-pee in my pants."
"It's about Kuwabara... a few of the outlaw demons we've been failing to catch have slipped into Hell and become servants of Satan! They're taking Kuwabara to be sacrificed somewhere in Hell!"
Both Koenma and Botan stared at Ogre, Koenma in utter bewilder ness, Botan in extreme anger.
"WHY THE HELL ARE WE WORRYING ABOUT KUWABARA WHEN YUSUKE'S OUR SPIRIT
DETECTIVE?! DAMMIT, OGRE, DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE AND FIND OUT ABOUT
YUSUKE!"
(PAMM!! POW!!! KAZOOOIE!!!!!!)
Never, in anyone's life, has anyone seen Botan go psycho like she just did on Ogre. Everyone in Koenma's office was staring for what seemed like eternity before she finally decided to bathe in the River Styx. As Botan stood in the icy cold waterfall, she still thought about Yusuke and whether he was ok.
::Oh, Yusuke, it must be so hot down in Hell... you should be here with me, in these icy waters, and we'd be in each other's arms, waiting for the end of time to arrive. Maybe I denied it before... but I think I'm starting to fall for Yusuke and his big head.::
Botan chuckled to herself at this thought.
Back in Hell, Yusuke had finally reached the 7th gate, but it wasn't like the others: hanging on the wall facing Yusuke was a mirror. Nothing fancy, just a plain old ordinary mirror.
"Wow, Pops. You actually care enough about my hair to give me a mirror. Thanks a lot!"
(BAM!!)
A demon had snuck up behind him and smacked him in the head with a frying pan.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR OBSESSION
OF HITTING ME IN THE GOD DAMN HEAD!! TAKE THIS!!!"
Yusuke blasted a Spirit Gun at the intruder, but he put way too much power into it, so not only did the body die... well, hell, it burned the body right on the spot! Poor demon never had a chance!
::Stupid demons. They should know by now not to mess with Yusuke Urameshi.::
Satisfied, Yusuke approached the mirror, but when he looked in, all he saw was... Botan?!
::What the hell? Why is Botan in this mirror?::
"Because, Yusuke, she's had close interaction with you since you first died. Now, she's feeling even more compassionate about you than Keiko, thus the Mirror of Reflection reflects the image of Botan to you."
"...No... way. THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL!! THIS ISN'T RIGHT, KEIKO'S MY GIRLFRIEND,
AND SHE KNOWS THAT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?"
*sigh* "I wish I could answer that for you, great ancestor."
::Huh? That was the first compassionate thing I've ever heard that voice say. Something's starting to feel fishy about this whole thing... but I can't put my finger on it.::
::Hey, demon brea- what the? Why can't I say anything? And why the hell am I still staring at this mirror? This isn't right... oh no! I'm stuck in my thoughts! I can't do or say anything as long as I'm staring at this mirror! Damn you, Satan you bastard!!::
-Yusuke, trapped in his own thoughts, must figure out a way to pull away from the mirror, and the only person who cares more about him than anyone else - Botan.-
Knockin' On Hell's Door
Written by: Spike (who does not own YYH)
::This is crap. No way are we going to fight each other!::
------------------Chapter 6: Denial on the 7th Trial------------------
"Well? If you aren't going to fight each other, you aren't going anywhere."
::That's just fine with me. I've beaten Kuwabara in fistfights before; I don't need to it again to prove our worth at this door.::
"Come on, Urameshi! I'll take the first punch!! HYAAAAAAH!!"
Kuwabara lunged at Yusuke, fists curled, ready to fight. Yusuke didn't even try to block; he just moved out of the way whenever Kuwabara charged.
::Like a tank you are, Kuwabara. That's your mistake.::
"Come on, Urameshi!! Fight me!!!"
The dodging went on for quite some time, until finally Yusuke'd had enough.
::Fine. If you want to get your head beaten off your head, it's not my problem.::
"Alright, Kuwabara, here I come!"
Yusuke lunged at Kuwabara, and the two charged towards each other, fire in each other's eyes, but maybe that was just the fires of Hell.
::Yes, yes, yes! That's what we need down here in Hell! It gets so boring, being locked away, and here is my greatest ancestor, come to fight! Oh, what fun this is!::
The two of them connected, but Kuwabara was the one who faltered. Encouraged, Yusuke unleashed a flurry of punches that eventually knocked Kuwabara out in one swift uppercut.
::Easy enough. I just hope Kuwabara's OK.::
"You asked for it, Kuwabara, so there it is. Enjoy!"
Leaving Kuwabara senseless on the floor, Yusuke passed through the 8th gate. As soon as Yusuke was out of sight, the voice spoke.
"Demons! Take this pathetic excuse for a human and drop him in the Death Pit!"
"Yes sir!"
Four large, dog-eared demons came to Kuwabara's body and dragged him away, still unconscious. Yusuke, blasting ahead towards the 7th gate, hadn't noticed.
Meanwhile, Botan was still pacing in Koenma's office, impatiently waiting for Yusuke to return.
"Oh, Yusuke... I hope nothing bad has happened to you yet. I pray you'll come out safe and sound, so we'll be together again..."
"Koenma, sir!"
Koenma looked up from his sweaty distress at his servant, Ogre.
"Yeah? What is it, Ogre? Hurry up, I'm getting a pee-pee in my pants."
"It's about Kuwabara... a few of the outlaw demons we've been failing to catch have slipped into Hell and become servants of Satan! They're taking Kuwabara to be sacrificed somewhere in Hell!"
Both Koenma and Botan stared at Ogre, Koenma in utter bewilder ness, Botan in extreme anger.
"WHY THE HELL ARE WE WORRYING ABOUT KUWABARA WHEN YUSUKE'S OUR SPIRIT
DETECTIVE?! DAMMIT, OGRE, DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE AND FIND OUT ABOUT
YUSUKE!"
(PAMM!! POW!!! KAZOOOIE!!!!!!)
Never, in anyone's life, has anyone seen Botan go psycho like she just did on Ogre. Everyone in Koenma's office was staring for what seemed like eternity before she finally decided to bathe in the River Styx. As Botan stood in the icy cold waterfall, she still thought about Yusuke and whether he was ok.
::Oh, Yusuke, it must be so hot down in Hell... you should be here with me, in these icy waters, and we'd be in each other's arms, waiting for the end of time to arrive. Maybe I denied it before... but I think I'm starting to fall for Yusuke and his big head.::
Botan chuckled to herself at this thought.
Back in Hell, Yusuke had finally reached the 7th gate, but it wasn't like the others: hanging on the wall facing Yusuke was a mirror. Nothing fancy, just a plain old ordinary mirror.
"Wow, Pops. You actually care enough about my hair to give me a mirror. Thanks a lot!"
(BAM!!)
A demon had snuck up behind him and smacked him in the head with a frying pan.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR OBSESSION
OF HITTING ME IN THE GOD DAMN HEAD!! TAKE THIS!!!"
Yusuke blasted a Spirit Gun at the intruder, but he put way too much power into it, so not only did the body die... well, hell, it burned the body right on the spot! Poor demon never had a chance!
::Stupid demons. They should know by now not to mess with Yusuke Urameshi.::
Satisfied, Yusuke approached the mirror, but when he looked in, all he saw was... Botan?!
::What the hell? Why is Botan in this mirror?::
"Because, Yusuke, she's had close interaction with you since you first died. Now, she's feeling even more compassionate about you than Keiko, thus the Mirror of Reflection reflects the image of Botan to you."
"...No... way. THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL!! THIS ISN'T RIGHT, KEIKO'S MY GIRLFRIEND,
AND SHE KNOWS THAT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?"
*sigh* "I wish I could answer that for you, great ancestor."
::Huh? That was the first compassionate thing I've ever heard that voice say. Something's starting to feel fishy about this whole thing... but I can't put my finger on it.::
::Hey, demon brea- what the? Why can't I say anything? And why the hell am I still staring at this mirror? This isn't right... oh no! I'm stuck in my thoughts! I can't do or say anything as long as I'm staring at this mirror! Damn you, Satan you bastard!!::
-Yusuke, trapped in his own thoughts, must figure out a way to pull away from the mirror, and the only person who cares more about him than anyone else - Botan.-