Disclaimer: Why do we need a disclaimer it's not like the makers of Yu-gi-oh are going to read this.

cops bust the door down

Cops: "You are under arrest copying Yu-gi-oh"

Yami: "I told you that you should have just shut up and write the disclaimer but no don't listen to a 5000 year old pharaoh."

Me: "BAKA PHARAOH! HELP ME OVER HERE!"

Yami: "She'll be back but let's start the fanfic"

"AH—mph," I tried screaming but it was no use the hand over my mouth was too strong.

"Hello remember me little Andrea," the shadow said.

"Yeah you Baka!" I said escaping his grasp.

"My, my, such bad language for such a pretty little girl," he said waving his finger around.

"Now master Marik wants us to duel for your milleneum bracelet or do you want to lose your little friends," he said.

Crap I forgot about that stupid milleneum item.

"Fine," I said activating my Duel Disk.

"Duel!" we said in unison.

Rare hunter: 4000LP

Andrea: 4000LP

"I go first," I said.

I had a good hand: Skull Lair, Chaos Command Magician, cost down, mystical elf, and Kaiser Sea Horse.

I drew Heavy storm.

"I play Kaiser Sea Horse (1700/1650) in attack mode and set two cards face down and end my turn," I said.

"I play Luster Dragon (1900/1600) and attack your Kaiser Seahorse!" he said as my monster got slashed in half and exploded.

Rare hunter: 4000LP

Andrea: 3800LP

"I play one card face down and end my turn," he said.

"My turn," I said drawing a card.

I drew Deal of The Phantom.

"Ok I play a monster in defense mode and end my turn," I said.

"My turn and I play a card face down," he said.

"My turn," I said.

I drew pot of greed.

"I play pot of greed!" I said.

I drew Griggle and Gaia Power.

"I discard two cards from my hand (Griggle and Gaia Power) and now I play Skull lair this card allows me to destroy a monster on the field if I remove the number of cards in my graveyard from play equal to the number of stars your monster has so say goodbye to your luster dragon!" I said as his monster exploded.

"Now, I play cost down to summon my Chaos Command Magician! (2400/1900) Now I play Heavy Storm!" I said as a storm went and blew away all our magic and trap cards on the field away.

"Now both my monsters attack his life points directly!" I said as my mystical elf and Chaos Command Magician attacked his life points directly.

Rare hunter: 1800LP

Andrea: 3800LP

"I end my turn," I said.

"My turn and Garuda the Wind Spirit (1600/1200)!" he said.

"Big deal," I said calmly.

"Now, I activate Megamorph and as long as my life points are lower than yours my monsters attack points will be doubled.

Garuda the Wind Spirit: (3200/2400)

"Now attack her Mystical Elf!" He said as his monster shattered my monster.

Rare hunter: 1800LP

Andrea: 2400LP

Oh fucking crap why does this always happen to me?

Me: "YAY! I got thirteen reviews keep reviewing guys and I'll write more. Also I'm sorry this chapter is small so I'll make the next chapter longer."

Yami: "When did you brake out of jail?"

Me: "I have my resources points to Bakura no thanks to you"

Me: You can pull out your weapons now Bakura.

Bakura takes out flamethrower and knives

Bakura: "MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE BAKA PHARAOH"

Me: Now that's settled please review- gets trampled by Yami fangirls