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Underneath the skool in the hidden tunnels used by the teachers to rise out of the floor and go home out of the sun, there was a hooded person running and laughing. The person pulled the hood down and showed off his green skin, long antennas, and glowing red eyes.

He continued to run, smiling manically. You could practically hear his thoughts, "Part 1 complete."

Gaz's POV

It was all about timing in this school, if it was like elementary skool. If you come in at a dull moment you are the center of attention. You come in at the most confusing moment possible, you blend in real quick.

So I did the thing to cause the most confusion. I pushed Dib in. He flew through the door and his training instincts made him roll into a ball and land feet first on the teacher's desk. He admittedly got into his defensive pose, which looks like every Karate pose that a five year old has made.

What ever had been going on in there stopped and the entire room was dead quiet.

I slid in and walked silently to the only empty seat.

Nobody even saw me walk in.

Dib's POV

'I'm going to TRY to kill Gaz' I thought, frozen on the teachers desk, in a pose I knew made me look stupid. I slowly stood up straight and fixed my glasses.

"Umm, Hi! If you remember me you really shouldn't be shocked and if you don't I'm Dib Membrane."

"Get off my desssssskkkk!" hissed a voice be hind me. I froze. That voice, no it's not possible! I spun around and came face to face to the tormenter that plagued my life through elementary-skool. Miss. Bitters.

"YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!?!?!" I yelled in her face.

She appeared to look at me, you could never tell you couldn't see here eyes, and said in the bone chilling voice from my childhood. "I don't die. NOW TAKE YOUR SEAT1" she yelled the last part and pointed at some random student in the class. The floor opened up under him and he dropped, screaming, into the dark abyss of the fabled 'underground classes.' He will never be seen again.

I jumped off her desk and sat in the empty desk. The moment my butt touched wood the door burst open.

Zim.

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