Now presenting the greatest Lt. ever! Lt. Jee sing his experience of Fire Lord Ozia and Fire Lady Ursa.
"Hello everyone. I am Jee, of course you know that. Now I hope you enjoy this and with me I have got the one lady who can sing back up for me. Say hello to Ursa!" Jee said. Crowd cheers.
"Thank you everyone. I dedicate this song to my now imprisoned, ex-hubby."
She
was a woman on a mission, here to drown him and forget him
So I
set her up again to wash him down
She had just about succeeded,
when that low-down no good cheatin'
Good for nothin' came
struttin' through the crowd
Ah
he was layin' it on so thick, he never missed a lick
Professing
his never ending love
Oh but I never will forget when she stood up
and said
So I guess you think we're just gonna kiss and make up
don't cha?
That's when she said..
Why
don't you kiss, kiss this, and I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me
and you, we're through, and there's only one thing left for you to
do
You just come on over here one last time
And pucker up and
close your eyes, and kiss, this goodbye
Well
the next thing I recall she had him back against the wall
Chewin'
him like a bulldog on a bone
She was puttin' him in his place and
I mean right up in his face
Draggin' him down a list of done me
wrongs
Well it was just about now that the crowd gathered
'round
They've come to watch him pay for his every sin
She
called him everything under the sun
And when we thought that she
was done
She reared back and she let him have it again, man, she
said, she said...
Why
don't you kiss, kiss this, and I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me
and you, we're through, and there's only one thing left for you to
do
You just come on over here one last time
And pucker up and
close your eyes, and kiss, this goodbye
Kiss
this, and I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're
through, and there's only one thing left for you to do
You just
come on over here one last time,
Pucker up and close your eyes,
and kiss this goodbye
Kiss this goodbye (See ya) (
Ursa)
"Why you, how could you sing something like that!!" Ozia said walking on stage in a straight jacket.
"There you are Ozia. Come you need your pills." Said a man in a white coat.
"NOOOOOOOO!!" Ozia screamed and ran off stage followed by the man in the whit coat.