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Ch. 7

Susan Bones

Dolores Umbridge was knackered due to her encounter with the centaurs (remaining oblivious that she enraged them with her insults). Once the toad of a woman made it back to her classroom, she heard the door close and lock. Upon turning around, Umbridge saw the boy who she wanted to extract revenge on, Harry Potter and he was accompanied by a girl with bright copper hair that touched her shoulders. Umbridge knew that the girl was Susan Bones, Amelia's niece.

"Hello Umbridge," said Susan with contempt in her voice. "Or should I say, Umbitch?"

"No, you'll respect me or your aunt will be fired." Umbridge insisted.

"Actually, you've been fired, Umbitch," said Susan, showing her a written notice from her aunt. "Auntie was just elected the new minister once it was revealed that Voldemort was, indeed alive this whole time."

"No he isn't," snapped Umbridge. "Potter continues to lie about…"

"IT'S TRUE, UMBITCH," yelled Harry, so loud that the former undersecretary cowered in fear. "And you know what, Amelia is furious with you for making many students use a stupid blood quill."

"You threatened her into listening to your lies, I know you did," claimed Umbridge. "Now you and Miss Bones better write lines saying 'I must not tell lies,' right now!"

"Uh, right," said Harry, feigning cooperation by grabbing a blood quill. "I might as well."

"Yes, how silly of us," said Susan, also faking cooperation. "Maybe auntie shall take a day or two off."

"And you'll continue writing until the message sinks in," Umbridge insisted again. "Have I made myself clear?"

"Capeesh." said Harry.

"Yeah, understood." said Susan.

So Harry and Susan began writing their lines with a blood quill. Umbridge turned around so neither of the two teens could see that evil grin. The former undersecretary had no knowledge of what surprises were awaiting her, that was until Harry and Susan started writing. That was when the evil toad of a woman's smile turned from an evil smile into a panicked, wide open mouth. She could feel the pain on the back of her hand, which was coming much faster than the students who she made write with a blood quill. Umbridge started gasping in pain as Harry and Susan continued writing their lines.

"Ooh! Ah… ah… ahhhhhh!" Umbridge screamed out.

"Shall we give her more?" Harry asked Susan.

"Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!" Umbridge screamed out again.

"She said yes," said Susan with a smug grin. "We shall keep at it."

"Of course," said Harry while smirking. "She wants us to continue."

So the teens continued on with their lines, much to Umbridge's painful displeasure. The former undersecretary felt more pain flowing through her arms, not just the back of her hand.

"Alright that's enough," snapped Umbridge. "Quit writing this instant!"

"The message didn't sink in yet, Umbitch." said Harry.

"Yeah, we're just doing what you ordered us to do," said Susan. "We can't stop until the message sinks in, remember?"

Harry and Susan resumed writing their lines, causing much more pain for the toad of a woman. Umbridge felt the pain spreading to her legs, making her squeak and jump like crazy as if she was improvising a dance. Harry and Susan were giggling when they heard the squeaks coming from the evil toad.

"I think the message finally sank in." said Harry.

"Yeah, so I guess we can stop now." said Susan.

Once the teens finished up, Umbridge could see spots of blood on the sleeves of her cardigan. She also spotted some blood running down her legs, which didn't please her at all.

"Alright, that's five hundred points from Gryffindor and five hundred points from Hufflepuff." snapped Umbridge.

"Our respective houses don't have any points at all, you know." said Harry.

"I guess your respective houses will have negative points then." claimed Umbridge.

"That's impossible, Umbitch," snapped Susan. "You can't take any points away if a house has none. That stupid inquisitorial squad of yours abuses the docking of house points as much as you do, so hah!"

Umbridge's eyes flashed with anger as she stomped toward the Hufflepuff and smacked her across the face, as hard as possible. That caused Susan to spin around and fall to the ground, with her eyes squeezed shut in stinging pain.

"HOW DARE YOU!" yelled a voice Umbridge had no trouble recognizing.

Stepping out of the shadows was none other than the one and only Amelia Bones. She was accompanied by several aurors (including Kingsley Shacklebolt) and they all pointed their wands at the former undersecretary. Umbridge was now utterly terrified, especially when she saw the glare on Amelia's face.

"Dolores Jane Umbridge," bellowed Amelia. "You're under arrest for assault and battery on a scioness of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Bones, assault and battery on the current head of the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter, multiple counts of child abuse for unjustly making them use a blood quill to write lines as punishment which also includes even the most minor infractions, and multiple counts of corruption."

Kingsley pointed his wand at Umbridge as her hands were placed behind her back and placed in magic suppression handcuffs.

"Now Dolores," said Kingsley. "You don't have to say anything, as it may harm your defence in court. Anything you do say can be given in evidence."

Umbridge was pulled up onto her feet and led out, so she could be taken to a ministry holding cell. Amelia walked over to her niece to check on her. Harry also caught a glimpse of the handprint on Susan's face (and tears in her eyes), much to his shock. Amelia cast some non verbal spells and made the handprint Umbridge left disappear, followed by the tears. Harry lowered a hand at Susan, who grabbed it and Harry pulled her up onto her feet. Amelia gave Susan and Harry a hug before heading back to the ministry.

"Well, how shall we celebrate Umbridge's downfall, my pretty lady?" asked Harry.

"Maybe a snogging session in an empty classroom, my handsome man!" said Susan, giving Harry a flirtatious look.

"That'd be spectacular, let's go find one." said Harry.

Then he and Susan left the defence classroom (hand in hand) and walked around the corridors to find an abandoned classroom. Once they found one, Harry and Susan took turns casting spells on the door to ensure their privacy and proceeded to snog each other.

The End!

Author's note 1: I'd like to thank the user 'Ryo-chan wolfgirl' for the prank suggestion of having Harry and Susan use blood quills on Umbridge.

Author's note 2: Well, another one-shot finished. Please let me know in a review vote who'd you like to see in the next chapter. The more I get, the more it motivates me. As always, prank ideas are appreciated.