Misaki's P.O.V
"Number 5, 6 and 8 take this lighter and look for the lamps, flashlights and candles in the basement" Senri ordered.
When he got a lighter with him? And why does he keep it in my pocket? Oh well, it's not like he's smoking or burning someone with it.
Someone handed me a flashlight. I shone it at the person. Eiji. "You bring a flashlight around with you?"
"You never know when you need one. It's like pencils and candies" he replied smiling. I shone the light around. I could see that Jirou sleeping on the couch, Shishido and Choutarou sitting there doing nothing, Eiji talking to Oishi, Tezuka sitting on the couch looking like 'Why did I agree to come here?', Mukahi in a corner panicking, Ryoma drinking ponta (probably got it from his bag) his fan girls and fan guys freaking out, bald boy and Seiichi calming down the seaweed hair boy, Niou and Yagyuu talking about something, Senri lounging on the couch, Yuuki and her boyfriend cuddling and I'm resting my head on Fuji's shoulders who's smiling.
"We got the candles, flashlights and lamps" a girl wearing a white T-shirt with the number 6 on the front announced holding candles in her hands.
"Great, light them up and put them in he corners of the room so we don't run into the wall and 1 or 2 on the table we're all sitting around" Senri instructed grabbing out another lighter (?)
Everyone stared at Senri. "I don't smoke or burn people if that's what you're all thinking" Everyone said something in unison about Senri's last remark.
"Oh shut it" Yuushi yelled "You're all so loud!"
"OK EVERYONE!" everyone turned to Kirihara "Let's all ration what's in our bags and empty them to see no one's a murder!" Everyone stared at the crazy boy "I saw it in a movie once and I'm not taking the risk of dying. Everyone knows they kill the coolest, hottest and most talented of all first"
"Then you'll be safe" Niou snickered. Kirihara pouted.
"I'm the one in most danger" Niou said stroking his hair back. "Yagyuu" he called grabbing Yagyuu's hands in a romantic way "I want to tell you…your missing dog…isn't actually missing. I sold it to Bakaya for 30 dollars"
"You what?" Yagyuu shouted. He probably loved that little dog. Do you think it's a 'wiener' dog?
"I sold your dog"
"MARCOOOOO!" Who would name their dog Marco? Does that mean Niou has a cat name Polo?
"Polo" that Spanish prostitute replied winking like the gaytard he is.
"I thought you were straight Niou-senpai…Anyways- let's empty our bags"
Oshitari's P.O.V
DAMN IT! Why did that twerp had to think of that idea? I knew I shouldn't carry a condom around with me. How can I get rid of this? Let's see… Senri will definitely kill me, Shishido would beat the snot out of me, Fuji will rip me limb from limb and black mail me until I die and weep in heaven, then when he goes to heaven he'll finish me off for sure…Yes, the perfect victim. Innocent Choutarou
So I'm just going to slide on over to him. "Hey Choutarou…"
"Um hi Oshitari-san"
Just going to bring my arm and place them on his shoulders and make it look normal. "I have a something to tell you"*smiles suspiciously*
"What do you need to tell me?" So now I'm leaning towards his ear "I like romance books"
"…"
"Good talk, good talk" I said while sliding the *cough* package in to his shirt pocket.
"I have something to tell you too…*whispering* I like the bible" and once again I have to say
"Good talk good talk" Alright I got rid of the 'package' now I'm all good.
"What was the good talk about?" Shishido asked.
"How he wants to do me so hard when you're not around!"
"Choutarou is this true!"
"Yeah" Choutarou replied probably thinking I was talking about how he liked the bible.
"CHOUTAROU WHY?" Shishido dramatically shouted like the drama queen he is.
Senri's P.O.V
I know Oshitari is going to have something pervy in his bag. I just know it.
"You start Oshitari" I said. I bet you there's going to be a condom somewhere.
"Ok then" He said that a little too confident… "I have some pens in here, a romance novel, my wallet, pictures in my wallet, my phone and my diary"
"Empty your shirt and jean pockets" I ordered. Yamada Senri is never wrong.
"Oh, I have a piece of candy in here" Hmmmm…
"Go next Choutarou" I bet you he slid it in the most innocent person's bag.
"Here I have my sketch book and some mechanicals pencils and erasers, my wallet, my phone, my diary-"
Mukahi snickered. I stared at him seriously "Why are you snickering?" I wouldn't normally mind, but I'm stuck in my living room with mostly complete strangers with only candles and lamps to give us light.
"He has a diary" Mukahi replied laughing at the word 'diary'
"You have one too and it's a hot pink color"
"How do you know!"
"When you guys were watching and when Yuuki was crying I took the liberty of looking through your bags" Everyone stared at me like I'm some kind of sick freak like that Renji ito Misaki talks about in her fuzzy blue diary. The rest were either complaints or something about that Fuji kid.
"Anyways, Choutarou check your pockets"
"Here I have a mini portable bible, and in this pocket I have a CONDOM?" Choutarou screamed in surprise.
"CHOUTAROU!" Oshitari yelled spitting his chewed cupcake cake and heart sprinkles all over Choutarou's face. "Who were you planning to rape tonight?" Man, if Oshitari's going to play this game he should practice his acting skills. "I see you are not following God, our one and only Lord's rule! Tsk tsk tsk, do you remember commandment number six?"
"Don't commit adultery" Choutarou replied on the edge of tearing up. What is with this kid?
"That is right! And you see this? You see this? This is for you to commit adultery! SHAME, SHAME ON YOU CHOUTAROU! I would report you to God if he doesn't know, but he knows everything-including what goes in your mind at night"
"Oshitari, stop playing this dumb immature game and admit you tucked that condom into Choutarou's shirt"
"Who me?"
"Yes you"
"Couldn't be"
"Then who?"
"Maybe it is his"
"Shut your lying face hole and admit it"
Ding Dong
"You got lucky this time" I said answering the door. My legs were getting numb and I don't want to be in that conversation with the weirdoes.
"We don't want what you're selling" I replied with an icy cold glare bound to scare anyone.
"And what am I selling?" The boy was the same height as me with orange hair and teal eyes. He looked familiar but why should I bother to remember him? "Your virginity" I slammed the door on him.
"Who was it and what did he want?" Marui asked.
"He was some gay prostitute"
"Like Niou!" Misaki happily exclaimed. Niou glared back at her not bothering to respond.
"I don't think he was offering that…" Marui said walking towards the door. "Hey, what do you want?" he asked opening the door looking at the familiar kid.
"…Your virginity" the guy mumbled. BOOM! Marui slapped the heck out of that guy and shouted "I am in a STRAIGHT relationship you dirty prostitute!" then slammed the door.
Yuuki's P.O.V
"Marui" I called. First Senri yells at some innocent guy assume he's a gay prostitute then slams the door on him then Marui does?
"He was a gay prostitute. He's probably a middle school drop out who relies on his cheep prostitute make-up to sell his body and get money"
"He was hitting on us. We had to slam the door or else he would probably jump us" Senri said in defense "and you wouldn't want your loving brother or boyfriend to get jumped would you?"
"No…." I decided to see what the big deal about this 'prostitute' is. "Hi…"
"Hi"
"PROSTITUTE!" I shouted slamming the door "He's a bi prostitute" I corrected.
"You guys, it's freezing outside and you slam the door on him and call him a prostitute?" Misaki asked which I think was stupid because she just saw us do it.
"Yeah" Senri, Marui and I replied with an 'isn't it obvious'? tone in our voices.
Misaki ran to the door to help the prostitute.
"Sorry for my family's rude behavior" Misaki apologized.
"Welcome to the family Marui" Senri said placing his arm around Marui in a NON-homosexual way but in a brothery way.
"Misaki?" the prostitute asked. We all stared at Misaki who was biting her lips in frustration.
A/N Want to guess who the 'prostitute' is? I'll give you a mention in the next chapter! or you can be one of Senri's Maids choose a number if you get it right. Ten winners can be one of the ten maids! Winners can choose a name and number, you will still get a mention, and if you're lucky one ofd the guys can fall for you if they're not already taken.
Seriously! review! it's lonely, do u ever wonder why i dont update often? Cuz i hnave no encouragement :'(
Dont take this too seriously but review
Hint i think he's the only guy wih orange hair...and he was mentioned in the original one at least once
I apologize for the OOC Oshitari nd Mukahi but it's funnier that way ^.^'
By the way the mini bible actually exists! This guy i use to bully had one it was so cool, but then he moved i dont know why though
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