The Decision
After pitching in to buy a new phone, everyone decided to put Sasuke into anger management classes. Sakura was a little iffy about the idea, but hey – atleast it gave her time to think about how she would act around him now.
When he disagreed, everyone whacked him on the head (fairly hard, with particularly large pillows), tossed him into a taxi and payed the taxi guy to take him to some random anger management place. They taxi guy freaked out, though, and forced them into paying him more. They did, but only because Sasuke would probably break their new phone when he woke up.
When they got home, the all had a party, ate muffrooms, and listened to loud music before going to bed. Shikamaru slept on the window bench.