OC: This one seems really fun to write, mostly because I love Poland's sense of speech. He originally spoke with a Nagoya schoolgirl dialect in Japanese, and it's usually translated to a valley girl type of thing. I wish the English dub people made him a valley girl, but they were just blinded by the awesomeness of Prussia. Anyway, this is PolandxLithuania, requested by Goldenstardesu.
"Hey, like, Liet!" Poland pushed himself into Lithuania's face, much to his dismay.
"Yeah?"
"Do you, like, wanna get married?"
"What?"
And so, after talking it over with each other and their leaders, it was decided. They were to be married on March 25. Although, it wasn't that calm. Lithuania desperately tried to escape, but everyone knew that he was okay with it. Russia wasn't trying to interfere, so it's fine right?
On the day of the wedding, everything went okay. No one actually came; it was broadcast on TV in a private church.
The music started to play. Poland didn't like the original music (since it wasn't funky enough) so they changed it to something he liked better (something more funky). Lithuania stood at the end of the aisle in a tux, holding some roses. He smiled a weird, crooked kind of way.
The doors opened. Huge tuffs of white exploded from the door. It was pretty hard to figure out what was going on, until the fully poofy Poland came (TWSS) all the way out of the door. He was wearing what looked like a designer dress, along with the high heels. It was pretty expected...
Poland pranced down the aisle giggling, holding the ends of the dress preparing for a glomp. He took a stunned Lithuania to the ground.
"Ah, hem?" The man in front of them coughed slightly and they stumbled to their feet, Poland still cuddling Lithuania.
The ceremony continued, but it was rather boring. Poland was busy holding Lithuania.
When the time for the kiss to come, Poland looked up and forced himself onto to Liet. The program ended up having to be cut out because they started making out...
It was played on the news that night, along with the news of two rabid drunk Germans raping people in the middle of town square in England.
And that's how the two countries were united to become 'Poliet.' Although it sounds a bit little 'Toilet.'