It turned out his real name was little better than his fake name; Light Yagami still made her burst out in laughter every time she heard it. Moon Night God? Really, who thought that sucker up? It almost made up for the fact that she now was working with him to catch Kira (which was impossible since he was Kira to begin with) and that he kept making sexual innuendos which no one but her seemed to catch. Of course they were fairly subtle, but she swore they were there.
("Light-kun, can you pass the coffee?" She asked rubbing her eyes with the back of her hand, suppressing a yawn as she did so. He nodded slowly passing the cup to her. "Thanks," she muttered intending to go back to her work.
"Anytime.")
Clearly he was attempting to drive her completely mad; and there was nothing she could do to stop it. Not to mention L was completely and utterly amused, smiling as he stared at them knowing full well that Light/Mr. Snuggles was indeed Kira but saying nothing all the while. Like a meth addicted old man he had that childish smile plastered across his face while his dilated eyes roved over the room.
Light seemed to be enjoying himself as well; because when he wasn't dropping bedroom comments he was attempting to feel her up… In a nonphysical way (which if Naomi ever admitted it was very frustrating), rather she felt he wanted to feel her up but he chose not to and instead watched her squirm. And though he didn't actually stare at her ass she was pretty damn sure he was thinking about it. Or he wanted her to think that he was thinking about it, so she would be more distracted when he made his true move.
It was all a part of his grand scheme of seduction and goddamnit it was working. Because if he was thinking about staring at her ass then she was certainly staring at his. And it was getting very awkward; especially when he began to realize what direction her gaze often traveled in. Neither of them mentioned it but she knew that he knew, and more importantly Raye knew.
Or rather she thought that Raye knew something was going on, it was obvious in the way he appeared more of an exhausted drunkard than usual. He said stress but Naomi said jealousy. It was clear Naomi's life was going down the drain at light speed (no one had laughed when she said that joke, apparently it wasn't funny). Still at least she was still capable of coming up with puns, soon even that talent would disappear in the Kira case.
But it was bearable; she had been paranoid before having a few new things to worry about didn't push her over the end. Light's ass, Light's bedroom eyes, L being a bastard all tolerable problems. But the one problem she couldn't handle was the hallucinations.
I think I missed our anniversary
I don't care
I hate to remind you but we've only met under very awkward conditions
Meaning we aren't technically seeing each other
Get a hold of yourself and learn some self respect
Because I guerentee you will never get a single rose from me
I'm a cheap bastard
Author's note: This chapter seems somewhat short compared to the last couple... I don't care. Will Naomi Misora ever defeat her stalker Light Yagami? Will L ever stop acting like a creeper? Will Light Yagami make an actual innuendo in the next chapters! REVIEW AND FIND OUT!
(Maybe, I might not tell you but it's a thought)
Oh also, thank you for the reivews the last chapter as well as the people who read this. We may be a small community, but hey we get some laughs. Till the next confusing comma filled chapter. Adieu.