I met this girl who likes me. I was singing this song in front of everyone. She asked me to sit down. She laughed at my jokes and she asked me my name. I told her who I was and told her about Toledo. She said she'd like to go there someday. I promised to take her to Paris. Her name was Debbie, a real exotic name. I didn't want to blow this one. She knew I wore dresses and she didn't even care! I talked about getting a house, but she did not want one. That's when I knew.