Disclaimer: Ring - Ring. I'm not at ding-a-ling, because I know I don't own Phil of the Future.
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Hel-lo Mr. and Mrs. Morton! This is, uh, Neee--Lance Tankman and, um, I'm, uh, an ace reporter for the Pickford Chronicle and, um, I'm doing a story about, oh, unusual goings on in our-your YOUR neighborhood -- strange lights in the sky, funny noises, flying garbage cans, that sort of thing. Are you missing any pets? Do you hear digging sounds in the middle of the night or the do you hear something or someone running across your roof? Are you fond of chili? If so, um, if you could call me back for an interview, I'd really want to sit down with you -- over the phone -- and record all you want to share. D'ank you.
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