Hi! I don't have any college courses this week due to the flood. It's opening on my brother's birthday. Pretty ironic, isn't it? Anyways.. due to me being lazy and very eager for college, I haven't been keeping my word. So I stayed up all night type this up for you guys. Also, thanks for the reviews. I'm happy with the results so far.

Purr In Happiness

Chapter 7. Oreo's evil plan

Oreo-teme's POV

Kukukuku! Yesss, I will be soon having the sharingan in my grasp; of the notorious Uchiha Itachi! Bwahahahaa.. Oh my! Is that a.. snake hand bag? Oh fudge no! I must not show this to Madna. I slam the magazine shut, startling a large snake lying next to me. Madara freaks out with a hiss in panic, trying to win me over.

I only frown and smack it upside the head. My summon only flails about like a Chuchu jelly and slithered away to another side of the spacious room. Kukuku.. that's what he gets for acting aggressive. Once he left, I resumed reading the magazine and froze when a soft meow bounced across the room. Oh yes.. I know that voice.

My yellow eyes glisten in amusement as a lower the magazine from my view, switching to another target. The silly feline that belongs to a certain Uchiha looks up at me, asking for me to play with her. Me, play with a cat? No, this is more like a fresh meal for all of my experiments.

"Here..kitty.. kitty.." he coaxes like an old turtle. "Would you like to play with Orochimaru?"

Sakura backs up, arching her back to make her appear bigger in size. 'I don't play with pedobears like you!' hisses the neko.

I could only chuckle at threat. "Kukuku.. you seem to be quite a fighter. No wonder Madara chose you out of any other pet."

The cat calms down, and twitches her ears. 'Really? Does that mean I'm special?' nyaas the cat.

"No.. you could be replaced very easily."

Her ears drop in sadness. 'What? I could be.. replaced?' she mews in sorrow.

"Yes, a wolf or dog could be your replacement. Rather then you, a silly pink cat, taking the throne of our first animal member."

Sakura only meows in happiness. 'I want to sit on a thrown, nyaa!' and starts to hop like a frog. 'Can you help me make my mark in this place!'

What the fudge? I told her that she's threatened to be taken over by a fly or toad.. yet, she's still happy? No one was happy when I joined the base. So she must suffer with me! I close my mouth and quickly get up, leaving the cat over near the chair. It's puny body tries to catch up with me as a I head for one of the fresh experiments I made a few weeks ago.

Kukuku.. she doesn't know what I have in stored for her..

Out of the Nabisco cookie's POV

Sakura skids to a halt on her paws; only to back away in surprise when a pair of fangs almost snapped her into two. The pinkette trembled in fear and backs away slowly as a gint snake slithered out from it's cage. 'Ugh-oh! I'm gonna die!' shrinks the pink cat. The large serpent continues to move closer, getting ready to sink it's teeth in her. Sakura turns around and makes an exit for the door. Orochimaru hisses in anger and tells his ugly pet snake to go after her.

"Arbok, after her!"

"R-bokk!" voices the snake.

The pink cat tried to run as fast as she could, never looking back to see if the snake were still on her tail. Sakura cries out in happiness when a bright light belonging to the candles hung outside settled near the exit. She's almost there! But then her whole entire world comes crashing down when more wild experiments side step, blocking her path.

There were two dogs, and another snake.

Sakura's size increased as she spat and hissed. 'You punks don't scare me!' hissed the neko.

'Were not suppose to scare you.. were suppose to capture you..' growls a Shiba Inu.

'Huh? You used the word 'suppose' twice in a row..'

'We don't care! Your going to Orochimaru know..' barks the Akita.

The cat growls and swats at them with her claws, causing them to back up. 'Let me through you bastards!' hisses the pink kitty.

One of the dogs turn away, to face Orochimaru. 'Hey.. hey! Were not suppose to get scratched!' whines the silly dog.

'Yeah! You said we wouldn't get harmed.' repeats his friend. 'In our contract there's no biting, no fucking bitches, which isn't right and..'

Orochimaru shook his fists in rage yelling out, "Enough you fools! Does it look like that cat would bite and scratch you?" he questions.

Said Akita looks directly at it's partner. 'You know what? He's right.. she's just a silly neko.'

'Okay.. let's just kick her ass and get it over with.'

Sakura could have skidded underneath their bellies, but she didn't due to her being distracted by the colorful potions stationed up row by row. The pink cat meowed in surprise when the Akita and Shiba Inu slowly walk up to her with foam bubbling in their mouths. She closed her neko eyes shut and started to think about her life span for that it will now be cut short. 'Master.. forgive me for dying by the hands of a snake!' wishes the cat.

Oh wait, what's that familiar flare of chakra outside the room in the base? Sakura could only wonder except now wasn't the time to do so. The cat concentrated on all her might to send out a distress call to the lost warrior. It transmit through the walls and out into the halls, running across the ceiling like a spider high on helium.

Connecting with an unruly force..

. . .

Smash! There was a huge hole made in the wall caused by a bold figure. A black robe with red clouds could be seen worn on the culprit's body. Orochimaru spun around in surprise and anger to spew and bitch for ruining his moment. Instead he mumbles a quick 'Hi' and looks away. The ugly dogs growled at the intruder while Sakura literally jumped for joy. She tried to run over to her master only to cower and look away when he pointed a finger at her.

"Do not move, a muscle." Madara commanded. "Before I rip your tail off and feed it to one of his snakes."

'Yes sir..' frowns the cat, her green eyes staring down at the floor. 'I guess I'm in trouble now..?'

The elder Uchiha switches his attention to Orochimaru. "Did you coax her into your pedo lair?" he questions suspiciously.

"No, I just found her here. Issssss there a problem with that?"

"I only find a problem with how you pronounce the 'S' and nothing more."

"I ssssshall let it ssssslide.. Have you ssssspoken to Itachi about our little arrangement?"

"Not at all. But since you tried to stick a needle into my cat, I think I will."

Orochimaru's eyes narrow. "Are you breaking the deal? We have a deal Madara. Don't you go changing it on me now."

"You'll get your eyes. Just not mine."

The nasty pedo snake wanted to say one more thing to him, only for the Uchiha elder to vanish in black feathers. Orochimaru yelled and pushed his foot into a table which called all his potions to drop and crack open like eggs on a side walk. The formulas boiled and popped, soon to diminish into nothing but air.

"Fuck this! I need those eyes.. and quick!"

Once he was done acting moody, Madna slithered by. "Whyyyyy don't youuuuuu negotiate with himmm?"

"I already did. There's no point into further the problem."

"No, this time it would be of more value to your organinizaton."

"You mean.. Hohoho.. your smarter then you look, Madna."

"I am your creation.."

"Damn ssssssssssstraight.."

"Only to criticize you for trying to kill a cat belonging to a Akatsuki member."

"Yeaaa- Oh. You don't get, don't you?"

"Humor me."

"Whether it be me, or some strange shaman, there could be ways to turn/morph her into a human."

"Don't you have Zetsu for that?" suggests the snake. "He already goes on spies missions for Pein.. there's no reason to turn her into one."

"They don't let fly traps wearing cloaks with clouds into numerous villages. Come on, think about it.."

Madna starts to become quiet, slowly allowing his master's words. "Mm, I understand what your saying. Yet still..why a cat?" he questions in boredom.

"There all the rage in fan fics.." Orochimaru adds slyly, "Not to worry, I think we can change that.."

. . .

Outside away from Orochimaru's pedo-gaze, the other members were in the sitting room; Pein, Konan, Madara, Kisame, Sasori, Itachi and Sakura. Zetsu already left the guard the base with a mission of his own, leaving them behind to squabble with one another. Oh wait, weren't they missing someone?

"Fuck, we forgot Orochimaru." cursed Kisame. He adverted his gaze to Sasori, matching up to his lazy gaze. "Do you mind going to go get him for m-"

"No. I'm not going into that.. snake's room."

"Why? He's your partner?"

"We don't need him for this. It's mostly a synopsis for another member's demise." Pein spoke up.

"For who? Itachi's the newest one.."

"I'm talking about the Iwa recruit. He will be coming here, after Itachi captures him."

Itachi's eyes hollow in boredom. "You already told me that." he frowned. "I don't have Alzheimer's disease."

"Well, you do move slow like an old man." Kisame jokes, only to get pushed up agianst a wall with Itachi's fist colliding with his face. "Gaaah!"

"Oh come on! I thought we wouldn't be fighting. It's a meeting for cripes sake." Konan fuses. "I mean, yeah, were Akatsuki members, but is this really necessary?"

Itachi removes his fist from Kisame's skin. "I apologize for my actions, Konan." he explains carefully. (Even though he wasn't.)

"Psst.. yeah right." pssts the blue berry.

"Like I was saying, our new recruit will be young just like Itachi."

"Hey.. I thought Sakura was the youngest?" Kisame asks out of the blue.

"In age mostly, but she is not a member. Fairly just an acquaintance to control pest control."

Sakura perked up from her sleep only to have a frown grace her face. Did they just call her a rat killer? Wasn't she a member of their family. The cat looked over to her master, hoping that he ehas something kind to say about her. Instead, he just stands there and adds his own thoughts.

"Yet, if I could recall.. Cat's don't live that long when people like us take care of it."

"Eh, we could purchase real cat food if the villagers weren't so mean to us." Joked the giant fish. "In fact, why don't we do that?"

Pein got up from his spot, "Were not poor people. Just use a henge and you'll be fine."

"Oh yeah.. I forgot."

"Idiot." rambled Itachi.

Kisame tried to catch him before Konan got in the way, "Okay! Let's go get her some stuff just for the hell of it!" she cheers, earning a few grunts from the men.

"You can do that if you know what she likes. Which I do.." Madara stated in a matter fact tone.

"You hush!"

The voices of said Akatsuki vanish, into the air ventilation. Over behind the couch, was a very sad kitty. She found it difficult to stay her any longer due to not being of good use to her master and his allies. In reality, she's just a small annoying pink cat with no personal values of her own.

So instead, she decides to take her leave. The cat gets up on all four of her paws and wanders out the sitting room into the halls. Sakura twists her neck and takes notice of a black area with two lines of light coming out from each sides; mostly a giant rock blocking the sun rays from coming through.

"Are you sssatisfied with the results?" hisses an ominous voice.

Sakura backs up in a corner. 'I'm honestly not happy..is my purpose mostly to catch mice?'

"Your a house cat. Unless, you were bred outdoors."

Without warning, she snapped. The cat launched her self up into the air with her claws stretched out, scratching him in the face. Orochimaru flew back screaming like an Oprah singer and grabbed her by tail, then tossed her to a wall. The cat screamed in pain and couldn't fight back as Orochimaru kept stomping his foot over her stomach.

Thirty minutes into the pounding, Orochimaru felt quite conent with what he just did. The snake pedo couldn't leave her here to rot like a potato so he pushed the boulder out and walked into the distance. Said snake sannin planned as he walked down the grass carefully holding the bleeding body, hoping that where he dumps her would not lead to any suspicions.

For he has just committed a dastardly deed.

Omg.. I don't know what I put here. But this story is shifting from happy to sad in ever three to four chapters. Reminds me of Bleach when that spoon guy dumped Nelliel on the outskirts of Hueco Mundo. So yeah, I had some inspiration for creating this chapter. Only because some people do question their existence. Hell, even I do!

So yeah.. there will be some moping over Sakura's disappearance in the next chapter. Meh, even Itachi would have some words to say! D: But mostly, I think Madara would be hit hard the most, until someone who has nothing but evil shit to say will have a better reason to miss her.

I'll be back tomorrow or so. Don't forget to comment and thanks for reading! ^^

-Chibichococat