AN: This is where the fit hits the shan...

Standard disclaimer

"So.. This is what you do when you go on vacation huh?" asked a voice from the doorway. Ha'ri and I turned and Shiho was standing there.

"Shiho, hello," Shigure said awkwardly.

"Shigure... so, who's this tramp? Some girl you picked up?" she asked, walking into the room then standing menacingly over us.

Well, I wasn't about to be called a tramp and not do anything so, before Ha'ri could stop me, I swept my leg across the ground and knocked her feet out from under her. She fell hard but Ha'ri rushed over to help her. I rolled my eyes.

"Are you okay, Shiho? Samii, why'd you do that?" he asked, looking at me when Shiho said she was fine.

"She called me a tramp, what else am I supposed to do?" I asked, turning away from them and sending Shigure a look.

"This is Samii? The infamous Samii I've heard so much about?" she asked and I could hear her sitting up.

"Yeah, that's right, I'm Samii. Now take your boyfriend and leave," I said, pushing myself up and grabbing my crutches.

"Why? This isn't your house, you don't have a say here," Shiho argued while Ha'ri tried to pull her out of the room.

"Shiho, it'd be best for you to go before you piss Samii off even more. Bad things happen when she's angry," Shigure warned.

"I'm not afraid of her, she's just a girl. A girl with crutches too, what could she do?" Shiho asked, turning to Shigure. While her focus was away, I took the opportunity and smacked her on the side of the head with my crutch.

"That's something," Shigure commented, "Now please leave. You're upsetting my friend."

Ha'ri was able to drag her off and they went home. I made my way into the kitchen. Shigure followed me a little warily.

"Thanks for getting rid of her. I was seriously about to wail on her if she didn't leave. She was annoying the crap out of me," I said, pulling a can of Coke out of the fridge and sitting on the floor, sitting against the cabinets.

"No problem. Hey, have you ever considered maybe giving up on Ha'ri? I mean, he moves with the speed of an ice berg when it comes to this love stuff, you know?" Shigure asked, sitting next to me.

"Yeah, I know but I can't just ignore my feelings for him," I said, staring down at my can.

"Why not? He seems fine with ignoring his feelings for you," Shigure commented.

That's when it struck me. "Holy crap. I have a great idea," I said, looking up at him excitedly.

"Oh no, that look in your eyes is kind of scary," he teased.

"It's so obvious, I can't believe we haven't thought of it yet!" I said, slapping my hand to my forehead.

"Well don't leave me in suspense, what is it?!" he asked frustratedly.

"Shigure... you gotta break up with me," I said seriously.

He just stared at me for a few seconds then widened his eyes and said, "Oh, my god!"

"I know, right!" I said with a smile, "It's genius!"

"Samii, that's such a great idea. Okay, when do you want to do it?" he asked.

"Um, let's see, anytime within the next few days, I would say. We want this weekend to stay in his mind," I said, looking down.

"Is it going to rain anytime soon?" he asked.

"The day after tomorrow, why?" I asked, looking back up at him.

"What if, after we break up and our huge fight, you go out for a walk, I'll call him over here and explain. If everything goes well, he'll go after you," he explained.

"Oh, good point. Okay, let's plan this thing and put it into action," I said, leaning toward him.

AN: Ah, this one is short too but come on! I had to leave you hanging, sorry =D Next one out soon! Holy crap this is probably the first one I've written with under 1000 words O.O omg